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BAYI SUBS 八一字幕
Nuwa's Diary
First-line Subbing: EP1
Editing and Finalization: CONGRESS
Special Thanks: YOUR MOM*
*For giving us you! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Nuwa's Diary
Episode 1
I'm back!
Xiaoxiao, you're back?
Hi, Auntie ***!
Happy birthday!
Thank you, thank you.
Happy birthday, Xiaoxiao.
My name is Feng Xiaoxiao.
I'm twenty this year.
You might be curious
why I get along so well with my neighbors.
That's right!
I'm the legendary...
Community VIP!
VIP my ***.
An orphan, is all.
Grew up eating off everyone's tables.
Who wouldn't know her?
Who said you could tell them that!?
In actuality,
I'm not fighting by myself.
I do have a guardian,
But he's never actually around.
The door's open?
Did I forget to close it?
No...
I clearly remember...
Happy... birthday...
Well, if it isn't Li Chang!
Weren't you off catching penguins in Madagascar?
So why...
Where'd he go?
Who's this Li Chang, eh?
Didn't I tell you to call me Sir Mister?
Eighth-Grade Syndrome...
Needs curing.
Xiaoxiao.
It's been a while.
Did you miss me?
This cake is mine.
*** off!
I wonder when my Prince Charming
will finally make his appearance.
Xiaoxiao...
What are you doing?
Tryna scare me to death?
Xiaoxiao.
You're twenty years old now.
It's about time for you to learn the truth!
What...
truth?
Wait!
Director.
Hasn't the art style here changed too much from before?
Isn't this supposed to be a cutesy show?
Shut it with the questions.
Go go go, back in position.
Li Chang,
you did great just now.
Keep it up!
I'll do my best, Director.
Twenty years...
I've waited for this moment to come.
What I'm about to say next...
May just turn your whole world upside down.
In truth...
I'm not your father!
Oy, the hell's with that attitude?
Xiaoxiao!
Don't fake being calm
to hide your shock!
I understand your feelings completely!
Because you don't know...
what you're up against.
I have another incredible secret to tell you.
You're actually-
What's wrong with you?
Might as well not show up.
You show up and you're all "blahbity blooh blah!"
Why don't you just let me enjoy my birthday, huh?
Looks like I'll need to get things moving.
You were going to tell me I'm an orphan.
And how you found me in some random place.
That happens a lot in novels...
Do you really need to say it out?
I hate it.
Xiaoxiao?
What?
Here to apologize?
Have you heard of Nuwa?
Nuwa?
The one that created humans?
Nuwa, in legend, was one of the Three Sovereign Deities.
She created man from earth.
And with five-colored stones, mended the heavens.
Anywhere where there was earth,
Nuwa was the highest of all existences.
Could it be...
that you have no inklings about it?
You were always better than other kids at playing with mud.
Irrefutable proof!
Irrefutable proof?...
Did the penguins beat the brains out of you?
I'm in a good mood today.
Once I'm done cleaning,
I'll take you to the hospital.
Xiaoxiao!
Li Chang!
What are you doing!?
Nuwa's surname...
was Feng.
Feng Xiaoxiao.
You are the legendary Nuwa!
And I am a guide who will help you awaken.
I am...
Taibai Jinxing!
Come, Xiaoxiao.
Let me poke you a bit.
I've even brought mud to help you heal!
What's wrong with you?
Don't run, Xiaoxiao!
Go away!
Xiaoxiao, stop running!
Li Chang, you're insane!
Xiaoxiao!
Just a little poke!
Xiaoxiao, it's fine!
Stop chasing me!
Come on!
Get away!
Let me give you a poke, Xiaoxiao!
Come on!
Hurry, Xiaoxiao.
Put this mud over it.
And then, we witness a miracle!
You *** pervert!
I'll-