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[instrumental music]
[wolves howling]
[howling continues]
[howling continues]
Ow.
Oww.
Oww.
Ow.
How many more are there?
[intense music]
(Rover) Las Vegas. What a town!
I tell you, the action never stops.
Tourists come from all over the world.
It's wild, it's exciting. People get lucky here.
Oh, and what a town to get lucky in.
Why, I've met them all, losers, winners.
Losers who think they're winner.
Me, I'm lucky. I lived here, all my life.
Boy, it's a great town for people.
But I tell you, it's even a better town for me.
Okay, place your bets.
Place your bets.
Honey, you're my type. I love your pom-poms.
Oh, I've heard that before.
Pardon me, I forgot you're a poodle.
Come on, baby needs a new flea collar.
- 'Roll 'em.' - 'Seven.'
- 'Oh.' - 'Read 'em and weep.'
He took the bones. I hate him.
- 'What was that?' - Let's go.
Place your bets, place your bets.
Put your bones where your mouth is.
- 'Put 'em all down, Rover.' - 'Eight to five, you don't..'
What's that? A chicken bone?
Champ, what're you tryin' to do? Kill us?
We'll choke on that.
- Gee, I'm sorry, fellas. - Let's go, roll a dice.
What's your hurry?
What'd you do, chase a parked car?
- Yeah, ha ha ha. - Okay, here we go.
- 'Seven again.' - 'Seven?'
Oh wow, I'm a hot dog tonight.
Stick around, honey. You bring me luck.
- Yuck. - That's it for me. I'm going.
Where are you going? Hey, stick around.
We'll play connect the dots.
Come on, Rover. Let's go.
Mugsy, I told you, take it easy.
What've you got? A dentist appointment?
[all laughing]
Rover, we've got enough bones. We should quit now, right?
- Right. - You're a winner.
- Walk away winner, right? - Right.
- Let's go now, right? - Wrong.
- Okay, bet it all. - No, Rover. No.
You're covered, Rover.
- Come on, baby. - 'Oh-h.'
- Ow-w. - Oh.
- Hm. - Hm.
Mm-mm. I tell you, everybody loves a winner.
Rover, fortune has smiled on me. We must do this again sometime.
Ladies, forget water. From now on, it's champagne.
'Boy, that Count's really got class.'
'I guess that's my trouble. No class.'
'I looked up my family tree. Two dogs were using.'
[indistinct chatter]
Hey, look who's in town. "Carmine's Canines."
I used to work with them when I was a pup.
Let's say hello.
Why not, I know dogs who work for Carmine.
They'll do anything for a biscuit.
[both laughing]
Hey gang, how're you doing?
- Oh, hi. - Hey, Rover.
- Rover, how are you doing? - You do lappy, son of a gun.
Hey, Queenie, long time no see.
Hey, who's the handsome guy with you?
Say hello to my friend, Eddie.
- Hi, Eddie. How are you doing? - Where's Flappy?
Carmine fired him. He couldn't remember the routines.
Oh, I saw that coming. Flappy was dumb.
He used to walk backwards and wag his head.
[laughing]
I mean dumb.
When Carmine taught him how to sit, he forgot how to stand.
- Ha ha ha. - He just did!
When Carmine paper-trained him, that was something.
He went right in the paper.
The only trouble is Carmine was reading it.
[all laughing]
Same old Rover. We miss you, pal.
- Yeah. - We miss you.
Rover, you sight for sore eyes.
Come on over here, you big lug, you.
Oh, what about you, Rover? Don't you miss show business?
Are you kidding? I love my life in Las Vegas.
I wouldn't change it for anything.
- I got it made here. - 'Baby, show us. Hit it.'
♪ Why, it's a dog's life and I love it ♪
♪ Las Vegas is the place for me ♪
♪ We party all night, relax all day ♪
♪ This is the place to throw your cares away ♪
♪ Well it's a dog's life and I love it ♪
♪ If there's a heaven, this is it for me ♪
♪ The bright lights, the action. I feel so at home ♪
♪ I never have to worry where I'll find my next bone ♪
♪ Well, it's a dog's life and I love it ♪
♪ The showgirls, the gambling, the dancing, the fun ♪
♪ Taking it easy, laying out in the sun ♪
♪ I tell you, it's a dog's life and I love it ♪
He loves it.
Hey gang, come on. Let's party.
And Fifi, get those legs up there.
Queenie, Bruno, come on, higher, higher.
Gigi, keep in step, keep in step.
Jose, Eddie, oh beautiful, beautiful.
That's it, gang. Now, we're doing it.
Come on, it's our night. We'll paint the town yellow.
♪ Well, it's a dog's life and I love it ♪
♪ Las Vegas has it all for me ♪
♪ Each day so great, I don't want it to end ♪
♪ Everybody loves me 'cause I'm man's best friend ♪
♪ Well, it's a dog's life and I love it ♪
♪ For how could anybody ask for more ♪
♪ The rubdowns, the grooming, it's all for free ♪
♪ Why, I can even see shows that I shouldn't see ♪
♪ Well, it's a dog's life and I love it ♪
♪ I'm never lonely, there's girls galore ♪
♪ I just got rid of two, now I'm down to only four ♪
♪ I tell you, it's a dog's life and I love it ♪
[slot machines ringing]
He loves it.
[indistinct chattering]
What a place, huh, Eddie?
Big place, big place.
You know how many people work here? One out of four.
Ha ha ha.
(women singing) ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy birthday, dear Connie ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
- Happy birthday, Connie. - Happy birthday, Connie
Oh gee, thanks, you guys.
Aw, you're too sweet.
(female #1) 'Connie, I can't believe Rocky isn't here.'
'Well, he knew about the party.'
'Some boyfriend.'
It's alright, he...must have had something important to do.
Really? Hm, what's his game?
- I'm in the next number. - Happy birthday, honey.
Rover, what are you doing here?
Oh, Rover. You wouldn't forget my birthday.
[giggling]
[growling]
Hey, what's happening, girls?
Rocky, today is my birthday.
Where were you?
I was, uh, busy, baby.
Yeah, I was working.
Oh, he's a real workaholic.
Hey, you mention work, he gets drunk.
[laughing]
You mutts, beat it. Connie..
What she sees in that guy, I'll never know.
Sometimes I wonder what love is all about.
[male announcer] 'Ladies and gentlemen, Las Vegas proudly..'
You figure people out, huh?
Speaking of figuring people out, whatever happened to Darla?
Boy, she was classy.
What happened? Nothing happened.
All night I'd sit up and beg, she told me I'm too old to beg.
[tires screeching]
[dramatic music]
Stupid dogs.
Hey, let's see what's going on.
- Rocky, you here? - Easy, boys.
- Isn't that Connie's boyfriend? - Rocky!
- Let's see the cash. - 'It's all here, relax.'
It's another one of his phony deals.
[***]
- The cops. - It's a setup.
- Let's get out of here. - A bone.
(male #1) 'I got the stuff, let's go.'
Wait, wait. It's just a dog. A stupid dog.
- 'Come on, boss. Let's move.' - This was your last chance.
(male #1) 'He's a chump, boss, forget him.'
[engine revving]
[tires screeching]
[gasps]
[glass shattering]
(Rocky) 'Rover!'
That's twice he missed tonight.
'Rover, you're mine. I'm gonna get you.'
[glass shatters]
(Rocky) Rover, you're mine. Nobody gets you.
(Connie) You wouldn't forget my birthday.
(Queenie) What about you, Rover? Don't you miss show business?
(Eddie) He loves it!
Oh, what a night.
Oh, I'll never do that again.
Hey, I'm blind. I'm blind.
Hey, I'm alright. I'm alright.
I'm not alright, I'm not alright.
Rover, wake up, honey. I'm leaving now.
- I'm going on the road. - The road?
Here's a nice piece of steak from Joe, the cook.
[sniffing]
Oh-h.
And Rocky, don't forget Rover's water.
- 'Yeah, yeah.' - Ow.
'Well, I gotta finish packing.'
'Ah, let's see, curlers, blow drier..'
[slow music]
Rover, I'll only be gone two weeks.
And don't worry. Rocky'll take care of you.
- Rocky? - Yeah, I'll take care of him.
[humming]
Hey, what's going on here?
Ha ha ha. I packed this already.
Rover, stop it. I have to leave soon.
Eww.
Come here, let me give you a nice massage.
- Come on, let's sit. - Rocky.
- I said sit. - I have to finish packing.
Mm. Mm.
[thud]
Honey, let me give you a hand.
Well, it's such a nice day.
Why don't you take Rover for a walk?
I'll do better than that.
- I'll take him for a ride. - Yeah, one way.
[car honking] 'Come on, Connie, let's go.'
Oh, the girls are here. I've got to go.
Rocky?
(female #2) 'He is, he is. He's certainly got money.'
[car honking]
'Let's go, Connie. Hustle.'
Mm-hm.
- Love you. - Yeah, me too.
Rover.
Bye, Rover. I'll miss you, baby.
[car honking]
'Get a move on, Connie. Come on, we're gonna be late.'
Okay, I'm coming.
[paws squeaking]
We've been through this before but ask me again, sweetheart.
I think you got the wrong bag, Connie.
[laughing]
Rover, uh, what are you doing?
Oh. Stop fooling around.
Always Rocky! Why me, why me?
- 'See you.' - Bye.
(Connie) 'I'll miss you, Rover.'
(Daffy Duck on TV) 'Awfully unsporting of me, I know, but what the hey?'
'I got to have some fun.'
'And besides, it's really duck season.'
[grunting]
[laughing]
[jazz music]
[music continues]
(Rover) 'What's happening here?'
'What am I? Dirty laundry?'
(Rocky) 'That's the last time you blow my deal.'
Goodbye.
I'll miss you, Rover.
[splash]
[instrumental music]
(male #2) 'We got a big one this time.'
Hey, what have we got here?
- It's a dog. - 'Is it still alive?'
Careful, Tom. Might be dangerous.
He's still breathing.
He has no address. It just says his name is Rover.
Who would do this to a dog?
What should we do with the dog?
Um, let him sleep.
'Well, you got a couple of big whoppers here.'
- 'Well, yeah.' - 'That should be nice..'
[mumbling]
[tires screeching]
Ow.
(male #2) 'After we gas up, it's your turn, Henry.'
'I drove all night.'
All night? Whoa, where am I?
[instrumental music]
Where the heck am I?
No hotels, no people, no fire hydrants.
Boy, am I in trouble.
[horse neighing]
A horse. I must be near the track.
Oh, pardon me. I mean, I'm new in town.
Wow.
Thanks for makin' a total stranger
feel like a total stranger.
Look, can you help me out? I'm tryin' to get to Vegas.
Vegas? I don't know any Vegas.
[neighs]
- Hey. - Brrr.
Someone hit the jackpot.
[music continues]
[screams]
[sheep bleating]
Whoa.
Whoa. Whoa. Hey, slow down.
Hey, I'm gettin' sea sick here.
Ooh, ouch. Hey buddy, slow down, will you?
Let me ask you something. Where am I?
Can't stop now.
Gotta bring sheep in. I'm working. I'm working.
Hey, hey, buddy. Hey, what's going on here?
Ooh, ooh, ow, ooh.
I'm busy, I'm working, I'm working.
Ow. Oh.
Oh, there must be a sale somewhere.
Whoa.
Aaah.
(Rover) 'I can't breathe. I need some air.'
Hey, cut it out. I'm turning into a corn dog.
What is it now?
Dad, stop the machine. We've picked up a dog.
- That's not one of our dogs. - His name is Rover.
- Can we keep him? - I...I don't think so, son.
He must belong to somebody.
How do we know who's dog he is?
We better just drop him off at the county shelter.
If nobody claims him, they'll put him to sleep.
Put me to sleep? I'm not tired. I've just got here.
Give me a break, will you? Put me to work.
I'm not lazy. I'll work hard.
'Put him to sleep? We can't do that, dad.'
Oh, the kids right. Oh, we can't do that, dad.
Well, we can't keep him. We got too many dogs as it is.
- He doesn't look smart anyway. - He looks smart, dad.
The kid's right again. I'm smart, dad.
When I was paper-trained, I learned to read.
I don't know, son. He looks kinda fat.
A dog like that'll eat us out of house and home.
Fat? Are you kidding? Look at this.
Oh, I'm not fat. I retain water.
I mean, can a fat dog do this?
[grunting]
- He's not fat, dad. - I don't know, son.
- How do we know he's healthy? - Healthy?
[panting]
Are you kidding? My own hair, my own teeth.
I jog every day. I mean, do I look my age?
- Please, can we keep him, dad? - Yeah, keep me, dad.
What am I doing?
thu thu
Oh, this guy's been around.
Alright, Danny, you can keep him, for now.
But the first sign of trouble, he's gone.
Hurray.
Hey kid, take it easy, will you? I mean, I like you too.
The first chance I get, I'm out of here.
[instrumental music]
'Come on, Danny, shake a leg there.'
Help me get this out of the truck.
We don't want to be late for dinner.
(Danny) 'Stick around, Rover. Don't wander off.'
♪ I've seen the moonrise over Vegas ♪
[humming]
[birds chirping]
♪ I guess I'm just a country dog at heart ♪
[pigs grunting]
Hey, slow down, will you? I mean, you're eating like pigs.
Don't be a wise guy. We are pigs.
[cow mooing]
How do you do?
[mooing]
What a vocabulary.
Boy, these people have a thing for pets.
This place is a zoo.
What is this? Where am I? Hey, wait a minute.
A horse...pigs...sheep.
Cows, a barn.
Ha ha ha. Hey, I'm on a farm.
'How quaint. I've seen them on TV.'
This is too much. Me on a farm.
Ha ha ha.
Hey, you think the rain will hurt the rhubarb?
I think I'll change my name to Jethro.
I'm on a farm. Yeah, that's all I want.
'A good piece of bottomland.'
Yeah, I want to pay my doctor with a hug.
- Ha ha ha. - How'd you make out with Cal?
Well, he almost got rid of me. Yes, what's your name, speedy?
They call me Raffles. I'm a sheepdog.
Well, you were running around like a maniac out there.
- What's the story? - I was working.
Everybody works on the farm.
What are you working so hard for?
It don't mean nothing. Let me tell you something.
- It's who you know. - Huh?
Wow, I'm on a farm.
Green grass, sunshine, fresh air.
I gotta get out of here.
Hey gang, say hello to Rover. He's new around here.
[animals squealing]
Moo, moo. Oink, oink. Okay, okay, good to see you, too.
[bell rings]
Mom, guess what? We found a dog.
(female #3) 'That's very nice, but you're late. Dinner's on the table.'
Hey, Rover, where are you going?
- Don't go in there. - I'm going where food is.
- I'm starving. - No, you don't understand.
Don't go in there. Let me tell you, Rover.
Let me tell you.
(Cal) 'All dogs eat outside.'
Arrr.
You should have told me what you were going to tell me.
Never mind. Come on, let's go.
♪ Old McDonald had a farm Eya eya e-eya ♪
I'm having trouble with my vowels.
Boys, this is Rover. He'll be staying with us.
Rover, I'd like you to meet Max, Duke, Lem and Clem.
Boys, how are you? Oh-h, I had a tough day.
I want to relax. What do you do for fun around here?
Well, after dinner we usually get together
and howl at the moon.
I can hardly wait. What do you do after that?
- Play "watch the wheat?" - 'Come on, fellas.'
[barking]
Yeah, I know you're hungry. Come on Duke, you knuckle head.
Get out of my way.
You want this, you guys, come on, do you?
Okay, what's the password?
[all barking]
Sheesh. Where's Joe, the cook?
[all barking]
Well, dig in, Rover.
Hey, it's dog food.
Boy, you had to come and get it?
This is try and eat it.
Here, take this, Rover. It'll make you feel better.
- Aww. - 'You've been through a lot.'
'Why not take it easy? Get some sleep.'
What, in here? It's kinda crowded, isn't it?
May be I'll sleep outside.
You can sleep outside if you want, but I think it'll rain.
Clem, I beg to differ with you. The sky's pretty clear--
'Lem, you have a right to your opinion but I'm usually right--'
'Clem, if you recall the last time it rained, you were wrong'
'as you are tonight.'
'Lem, not to be obstinate, I predicted the last rain and--'
I'll take my chances outside.
Rain, no rain, dog food..
[howling]
- What's that? - The wolves.
'They're hunting tonight. It's their blood feast.'
Be careful out here, Rover.
They've been known to kill a chicken or two.
Oh yeah? Well, I'm not worried.
I'm no chicken.
[howling continues]
[clucking]
[snoring]
Well, it's crowded here.
I don't know. I guess I'll slip in between Lem and Clem.
Excuse me, coming through.
Oh, sorry, Duke, sorry.
Excuse me, Raffles, don't move. Stay right there.
Pardon me, I-I'm sorry Clem or is it Lem?
Anyway, I'm sorry.
[snoring]
[people chattering]
[snoring continues]
♪ Somewhere there's a party ♪
♪ Laughter and champagne ♪
♪ Somewhere there is music and dancing ♪
♪ And love and romancing ♪
♪ And a good crap game ♪
♪ Oh, somewhere there's excitement ♪
♪ And a happiness to share ♪
♪ Oh, somewhere there's hugging and kissing ♪
♪ Oh, look what I'm missing ♪
♪ Oh, how I wish I was there ♪
♪ Somewhere there's a good time ♪
♪ I tell you, it's not fair ♪
♪ Oh, somewhere there's a party ♪
♪ Oh, how I wish I was there ♪
[thunder roaring]
[rooster crowing]
[continues crowing]
Hey, big mouth. Who asked for a wakeup call?
It's 11 o'clock in the morning. I mean, I'm trying to sleep.
[continues crowing]
How am I supposed to sleep, with you yelling like that?
[continues crowing]
I'm trying to be nice. Knock it off, would you?
Hey, what's all this fuss? I'm trying to lay in there.
Chester, you're starting trouble again, huh?
Now, I can't leave you alone for two minutes.
You're impossible. My mother never did like you.
Huh, you're really henpecked.
You, shut up. Stop picking on him.
Hey, who do you think you're taking to?
You're not married to me.
Let's be reasonable. We're both mature animals, right?
Right.
From now on, you're gonna behave yourself.
Right.
No more ***-a-doodle-doo, right?
Right. ***-a-doodle-doo.
That's it, buddy.
Come on, Chester, move it.
Pick it up, Chester.
'Hey, pick up speed, Chester.'
Uh-huh, you loser. Up the ladder!
You pitiful excuse for a dog. You leave him alone, I told you.
What's wrong with you? Your ears painted on?
Ow. Ow. Ouch. Ow. Ow.
He's mine.
His feathers are mine, mister. Get out of here.
Get out of the barn, you.
Go on. Go out. Scat.
Come back here, you red neck. Fight like a man.
[gunshot]
Get away from those chickens.
[laughing nervously]
That dog's dangerous, son. I told you he'd be trouble.
He's not trouble, dad. He was just playing, that's all.
That's right, we're playing. Look, we're buddies.
[crowing]
Oh, what a voice? I love it, I love it.
Then tell that dog to play someplace else.
I've got work to do.
That's right, poor baby.
Come to momma.
Now, don't you ever do that again.
I'll ring your neck, you know I will.
Come on, you. Get out of here.
Go get it. Fetch, boy. Fetch.
Hey, I don't fetch. You want it, you go get it.
[panting]
Oh, good boy. Good boy, Raffles.
Here we go again. Ready, here go, go, go.
What are you doing?
He throws a stick, you run and get it.
You bring it back and he throws it again.
I don't get it. Hey, what's the point?
Because it makes him happy, and gives him exercise.
If they want exercise, let them run and get it.
- So, what should I do? - It's very simple.
- You do nothing. - Fetch, boy. Fetch.
Come on, boy.
What's wrong, son?
They won't play fetch with me anymore.
Well, if they don't wanna play, put 'em to work.
[sheep bleating]
[martial music]
Okay, you cotton balls, listen up!
'I'm only gonna bark this once.'
Your little Bo-Peep days are over.
Your mommies aren't here to take care of you.
From now on, I'm your mommy. Now get this.
You're gonna graze harder than you've grazed before.
You may end up hating me, but I'll make sheep out of you.
Always stay in a tight group. And no stampeding.
I'm not gonna keep running back and forth.
Screw up, you're lamb chops.
Remember, they're out there waiting for you.
With a mint jelly.
'Do we understand each other?'
[sheep bleating] Yeah.
I can't hear you.
[sheep bleating] Yeah.
Alright, move out. Move out!
[dog barking]
[barking continues]
Wow! Hey, who's she?
Oh, her? That's Daisy. She's from the farm next door.
What a doll.
Hey, Raffles, you're working too hard. Take a break.
- But I gotta watch the sheep-- - Leave the sheep to me.
I can handle it. It's a piece of cake.
Trust me. Go ahead. I'll see you later.
[humming] ♪ Daisy, Daisy.. ♪
[barking]
[crows cawing]
Ah!
[sniffing]
[humming]
Oh, hi. My name is Rover.
- I'm from Las Vegas. - Oh, really?
- Are you a sheep dog? - Let's put it this way.
I'm in livestock management.
[Daisy yawning]
'But not for long.'
'Eventually I hope to get into advertising.'
But let me say this, Daisy..
Soon as I saw you, I had to run over here.
Just one look and I knew you're for me.
Daisy, you're the kind of girl I'd do anything for.
Why, I'd give up gambling for you.
I'd give up Las Vegas for you.
Daisy, I'd even..
♪ I'd give up a bone for you ♪
♪ 'Cause that's how much you mean to me ♪
♪ When I first saw your face ♪
♪ My heart began to race ♪
♪ You fill my soul with ecstasy ♪
Oh, uh, you come here often?
♪ I would go to bat for you ♪
♪ I'd even chase a cat for you ♪
♪ Oh, Daisy, I would lie for you, die for you ♪
♪ I'd give up my red tie for you ♪
What's your sign?
♪ You are something special ♪
♪ You're enchanting ♪
♪ When I look at you, you leave me panting ♪
[panting]
♪ Why I would never bark at you ♪
♪ Because you are my dream come true ♪
♪ Why I'm just all aglow and I want you to know ♪
♪ I'd give up a bone for you ♪
Well, what do you think, Daisy?
[sheep bleating]
The sheep!
[laughing]
[dramatic music]
[sheep bleating]
[bleating]
Uh-huh.
(Cal) 'You'll sleep in here until you can do something right.'
(Rover) 'How kind of you.'
'I guess you're afraid I'll get lost.
(Cal) 'If this don't beat all. Dog-gonedest dog I ever seen.'
[birds chirping]
(Daisy) 'Rover?'
[clattering]
(Rover) 'Ow.'
(Daisy) 'Can you hear me?'
It's me, Daisy.
[clattering]
(Rover) 'Oh!'
'Daisy, what are you doing here?'
Don't let Cal will see you, he'll lock you in here with me.
Hey, I hope he sees you.
How can you make jokes when you're locked up like this?
I know you think life is just one big game and-and that
'if you play your cards right, you'll always be a winner.'
'But you're not in Las Vegas now, Rover.'
You're telling me. Oh, I hate this farm.
Maybe if you pitch in and stop looking for an angle
you just might get to like farm life.
'Well, why should I?'
'Cal thinks everything I do is wrong.'
'Besides, I miss the good life, the action'
my owner Connie..
[door creaking]
Come on. I'd like to show you something.
I know they have bright lights in the city.
But do they have anything as beautiful as this?
Ooh!
[rooster crowing]
Morning, fellas. What'll it be today?
I'm wide awake and raring to go.
Can I bring Rover out to the pasture with me?
He can help me round up the cattle.
Son, when're you gonna realize that dog is worthless.
'Why, he's been nothing but trouble'
'since the day you found him.'
You didn't find me. Why, you ran over me.
He's not a bad dog, dad.
He's just not used to the farm yet, that's all.
Like I told you before, he can stay if you want him.
Just keep him away from me.
[engine rumbling]
Sorry, Rover.
You stay here, and please stay out of trouble.
Trouble. Stay out of trouble.
Trouble's my middle name. All I do is get in trouble.
I tell you, it's tough to work it out.
[sighs]
'Rover, that's clean laundry.'
'Get out of here, you don't belong here.'
Sure, I don't belong here. I don't belong anywhere.
Woah!
Rover, look where you're going. You're in the way.
Sure, I'm in the way. I'm always in the way.
I can't do nothing right.
Nobody likes me. I'm not a sheep dog.
I don't even want to fetch.
[cat snarling]
- Meow. - Eek.
Hey tough guy, why don't you pick on someone your own size?
[snarling]
Oh, you're right. Get the mouse.
He was asking for it. He went that way.
Get him. Get him.
[cat snarling]
I guess I'm nothing.
Some dog. I can't even scare a cat.
They're right. I'm worthless.
I'm nothing but trouble. I gotta get out of here.
I gotta get out of here.
[honking]
Aah!
Hey, look where you're going, you dumb mutt.
I guess that's what I am. A dumb mutt.
That's it. I'm leaving.
I don't fit in anywhere. Dumb mutt.
I'm a dumb mutt.
Rover.
'Rover.'
Daisy.
I've been looking all over for you.
What's wrong?
You're not running away, are you?
I quit, Daisy.
I can't take it no more.
I know you, Rover.
You're not a quitter.
You can do anything you want to do.
You make it sound so easy. You know I wanna fit in.
If I tried real hard..
...do you think I could?
I know you could, Rover.
Don't give up.
Okay, Daisy, if you believe in me.
[chicken clucking]
[humming]
[clucking]
Good morning, girls.
Boy, has he changed.
Fetch, boy. Fetch.
Alright.
(Rover) 'Hup, two, three, four.'
Hup, two, three, four. Move it. Move it!
Hup, two, three, four. Hup, two, three, four.
'Keep in step. Keep in step. Let's go. Hup, two, three..'
[panting]
Boy, there's nothing like this in Vegas.
Hm.
[humming]
Absolutely unbelievable. Would you look at that..
Ah! They got to be kidding. Oh, they could..
Oh, oh, oh. Bird brains, all the lot of them.
There, now don't you worry about a thing.
Mommy's gonna take care of you.
- What's happening, babe? - Ah!
- You are new around here, huh? - Yes, I am.
Ah! And I must say this farm isn't at all what I expected.
Would you look at this coop? Oh, it's filthy.
Oh, and look at those foul creatures.
Well, I'm not used to sharing a coop with chickens.
Let me tell you, I won't be here very long.
I'll tell you the way I see it..
...you probably won't be around after Christmas.
[all laughing]
Well, that would suit me just fine.
I might have known. There's absolutely nothing to eat here.
Yeah? Look in the mirror.
Oh, bu.. I don't get it.
[whistling]
Don't worry about it, drumstick.
- 'You will.' - Well, I never in my life.
[instrumental music]
Wow!
(Rover) 'Hey, slow down, will you?'
What do you think I am? A reindeer?
Oh!
Hey, dad. How about this one?
It's a nice tree, son.
But it's too big for our home.
This one looks pretty good.
- What's the matter, Rover? - They should ask my opinion.
With trees, I'm an expert.
Well, that's where I do my business.
Dad! Dad! I found one. I found one.
[sniffing]
Rover, wait. Don't.
It's a Christmas tree.
Hey, Daisy, take it easy, will you? You got me wrong.
When it comes to Christmas, I have feelings too.
[piano music]
♪ I'm not like other dogs you've met ♪
♪ Oh, teach me something and I won't forget ♪
♪ Why, I was brought up to know ♪
♪ The one place where I shouldn't go ♪
♪ I'll never do it on a Christmas tree ♪
♪ A Christmas tree is safe from me ♪
♪ Oh, what would Santa think of me ♪
♪ If I did it on a Christmas tree ♪
♪ I'll never do it on a Christmas tree ♪
♪ That's one thing that you'll never see ♪
♪ Oh, you'll just have to trust in me ♪
♪ I'll never do it on a Christmas tree ♪
♪ I'll soak an oak, I'll splash an ash ♪
♪ I'll do it on a peach or cherry ♪
♪ But if I sprinkle on a spruce ♪
♪ Christmas won't be merry ♪
♪ I'll never do it on a Christmas tree ♪
♪ Oh, what would Santa think of me ♪
♪ I'll hold it till eternity ♪
♪ I'll never do it on a Christmas tree ♪
♪ I'll never, never, never, never, never ♪
♪ Do it on a Christmas tree ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ Now some dogs just don't seem to care ♪
♪ They'll sniff and do it anywhere ♪
♪ But I think it should be a crime ♪
♪ To do it on a pretty pine ♪
♪ I'll never do it on a Christmas tree ♪
♪ A Christmas tree is safe from me ♪
♪ Oh, what would Santa think of me ♪
♪ If I did it on a Christmas tree ♪
♪ I'll never, never, never, never, never, never ♪
♪ Do it on a Christmas tree ♪
Hey, folks, I'll never dampen your holidays.
No respect! No respect at all.
[instrumental music]
[sighing]
(Daisy) 'Something bothering you?'
What is it?
You miss someone back home, don't you?
Yeah.
Another...girl dog?
No.
I didn't have a girl back home.
N-never?
Well, once, but it's not what you think.
I mean she was too young, I was too young.
It was puppy love.
Well then, what are you thinking about?
I tell you, I can't win. I miss being with Connie.
If I was home with Connie, well..
...I know I'd miss being with you.
[jazz music]
(turkey) 'There you go. Get a good..
[snoring]
[saxophone music]
(turkey) 'That's right. That's right.'
[snoring continues]
[howling]
Whoa! Wha..
[howling continues]
Whoa!
Oh, no. I gotta do something.
[metal clanging]
[wolves mumbling]
Boys, how are you?
Whoa!
[snarling]
Well, lookee here, boys.
We got ourselves a visitor.
Why the hurry, stranger?
- Well, I was-- - Shh.
You'll wake our dinner.
We had our hearts set on turkey.
'Yeah.'
But now, I think we'll change the menu.
[laughing]
Get him, boss. I'll get the turkey.
Hey, hey, hey, fellas. Take-take it easy.
'No!'
Ow, ow.
Let go. Don't you touch me.
Ow, how dare you.
Take me out a couple of times first.
[screaming]
[snarling]
Oh, hm.
Keep your paws off that turkey.
[snarling]
[gunshot]
Whooh.
I'm glad we're okay.
Huh!
[gasping]
Gobble, gobble, gobble.
Come on, you're okay, you're okay.
Come on. Snap out of it, will you?
Come on, I don't believe this.
'Are you gonna take him to the animal shelter, dad?'
No, son. I'm sorry but that's it.
Tomorrow, I'm just gonna have to take him out and-and..
'Dad, no.'
Rover?
(Rover) 'I didn't do it, Daisy.'
'You believe me, don't you?'
Of course, I do.
You're a good dog.
Why, I tell you, with me, nothing goes right.
I finally get myself together.
I start working, I get in shape and ***!
It's all over.
I tell you, it's not easy being me.
'Rover, you know I'd let you out of there, if I could.'
But Cal put a lock on the door.
[sniffing]
[door creaking]
Goodbye, fellas.
I'll see you up there in the big doghouse in the sky.
I hear up there, the fire hydrants are made of gold.
So long, boys.
'I hope you'll remember me when I'm gone.'
And please, look after Daisy for me.
Be brave, Rover.
I'll be okay. I can take it.
I may have lived like a dog but I can die like a man.
I don't wanna leave.
No, I don't wanna go.
Please, I didn't do it.
I'm innocent, I tell you. I'm innocent. I..
Did you hear from the governor? Oh, I don't wanna go.
[instrumental music]
[crows cawing]
Rover, I wish we spoke the same language.
I know how attached Danny is to you.
Me too.
But, you see, I cannot have an animal on my farm
killing other animals.
Hey!
What happened to spanking with a newspaper?
This is hard for me, Rover.
'But you've taken a life.'
I'm sorry.
I accept your apology.
Let's forget the whole thing.
[whimpering]
[gunshot]
Oh, Rover.
[snarling]
[snarling]
Ah!
[snarling]
Ah-h.
That was for the three little pigs.
Well, look who's here?
Super-dog.
Get him.
[snarling]
[snarling]
[yelping]
[snarling]
[yelping]
Huh, I know what you're thinking.
You'd rather be in grandma's house.
Ta-ta.
[yelling]
[crashing]
O-oh.
Eh, who do you think you're dealing with?
Little Red Riding Hood?
He was a great guy, wasn't he?
[gasping]
Rover, Rover.
You're back, you're back.
There's no time for that now. Cal needs help. Let's go.
[all barking]
[barking continues]
(female #3) 'Don't be so sad.'
'There are plenty of other dogs to play with on the farm.'
But Rover was different, mom.
I wanted to keep him.
[dogs barking]
Your dad must be coming home now.
Hey, look, it's Rover.
[barking continues]
It looks like something happened to dad.
Oh, no.
[barking continues]
Cal, are you alright?
For God's sake, what happened?
It was the wolves.
Rover saved me.
Rover?
Rover.
I thought..
Are you alright?
I'm alright now.
- But all day-- - I heard the shot and--
It started when the wolves showed up.
(male #3) 'Taxi.'
[indistinct chatter]
[police siren wailing]
'Rover.'
Hey, that's my paper.
(male announcer) 'Ladies and gentlemen, Las Vegas proudly presents..'
Eddie.
What you've got there, little guy?
Rover!
Connie, come on. We're gonna be late.
(Connie on phone) 'I was so worried. I really--'
(Cal) 'Don't you worry yourself, ma'am. He's alright.'
(Connie) 'I just can't understand how in the world'
'he got out there.'
'Thank you so much for taking care of him.'
(Cal) 'It was no trouble. He's a good dog.'
(Connie) 'I can't wait to see him.'
- 'We'll be seeing you.' - 'Bye.'
(Daisy) 'I-I thought I'd never see you again.'
(Rover) 'Well, get used to seeing me.'
'Cause I wanna keep seeing you.'
If it wasn't for you, I'd be nothing.
You believed in me.
Daisy, you're different than the dogs I've met before.
You're wholesome. You're real.
You're true.
Daisy, you know what you are?
You are the dog next door.
♪ I'm in love with the dog next door ♪
♪ There is nothing worth wanting more ♪
♪ You're everything I ever dreamed you'd be ♪
♪ You're even more beautiful than eyes can see ♪
♪ Oh, I'm in love with the dog next door ♪
♪ And I never felt like this before ♪
♪ You're so wholesome, so sweet ♪
♪ You really make my heart beat ♪
♪ Oh, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love ♪
♪ I'm in love with the dog next door ♪
Daisy, I hope you feel the same way.
[upbeat music]
[grunting]
(Clem) 'Looks like they are really in love.'
(Lem) Oh, no, Clem. I can tell it's just infatuation.
Lem, you're wrong.
Those two are serious.
Clem, can't you see, it's a summer thing.
A summer thing?
♪ Oh, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love ♪
♪ I'm in love with the dog next door ♪
(Rover) 'Hey, Daisy, take it easy, will you?'
[panting]
It's so exciting. Well, think about it, Rover.
We'll be so healthy.
Every day, we'll-we'll get up early.
We'll chase crows and herd sheep.
We'll work together all day long.
We'll never have to go anywhere.
We'll spend the rest of our lives right here
'on this farm.'
(Danny) 'Rover.'
Come here, boy.
The lady who owned you called.
We're sending you back to her.
Dad's gonna bring the pickup and take you to the airport.
[laughing]
[coughs]
What do you know?
- Daisy, I'm going back-- - To Connie?
Oh, Daisy, don't take it that way.
Connie's my owner. She raised me from a pup.
Well, she, uh, she gave me my tie.
I gotta go, Daisy.
But you know, I'll-I'll miss you.
- Will you miss me? - Oh, Daisy, you know I will.
I have to go.
You understand that, don't you?
I understand, Rover. Goodbye.
Uh...uh..
(Danny) 'Let's go, Rover.'
(Rover) 'Ha and I ended up in a scarecrow's underwear.'
[all laughing]
(Rover) 'What a crowd, what a crowd.'
If it wasn't for my pal, Eddie, I wouldn't have seen you guys.
You really gave it to those wolves.
I wish I was there to help you.
Yeah, me too, Rover.
'I could have had some fun.'
How many wolves were there?
There was a lot. A whole pack of them. About six of them.
Yeah, yeah, it was a six pack.
[all laughing]
Hey, Rover, how about the girls on the farm?
There was one girl.
[growling]
(Connie) Rocky...look who's here.
Yeah, uh..
Sorry I'm late.
'It's kinda stuffy in here, why don't we, uh..'
'Why don't we go out, honey? We'll, uh, have a great time..'
Ah!
- You dirty mutt. - Rocky, what are you doing?
I thought I was rid of you for good.
Rid of you for good?
Oh!
You taking the dog's side?
[grunts]
[growling]
[all growling]
'Rover, nail him.'
[screaming]
[all barking]
[screams]
[dogs barking]
Move. Get out of the way.
Rocky, in here.
[laughing]
[panting]
Thanks, guys. Ha ha.
What are you doing here?
This is a setup.
- Wanna see Hoover Dam? - 'No!'
Goodbye. I'll miss you, Rocky.
(male on TV) 'Absolutely correct. You're a winner and new champion'
'and you'll drive home in a brand new car.'
'Life, love, respect. These are the times of change.'
[orchestral music on TV]
[Looney Tunes theme on TV]
(female on TV) 'You lay in bed all day like a slug..'
(female on TV) 'Can you hear the denial?'
[bagpipe music on TV]
Okay, guys, look what I've got.
Here you go, Eddie.
Look, Rover, it's your favorite.
You guys haven't eaten anything in days.
What is it, Rover? What's wrong?
Is there someone special you miss back on the farm?
Ha ha ha. Alright, alright.
We'll go see this farm of yours.
Rover.
Daisy.
Daisy.
Daisy, where are you?
[sighs]
Boy, I really blew it.
Look, Daisy, I only wish you were here.
So I could tell you how I feel.
All the things you've done.
When I gave up, you stuck by me.
Daisy, I didn't stick by you.
Daisy, if only you were here, I know you'd understand.
I mean, you know, when Connie called
everything happened so quick, I-I didn't have time to think.
And after I left, you were all I thought about.
(Daisy) 'I didn't know if you were ever coming back.'
I was so confused. I-I didn't know what to do.
So you left.
But I'm back. I-I..
♪ You're, you're even more beautiful than eyes can see ♪
♪ I'm in love with the dog next door ♪
♪ And I never felt like this before ♪
Oh, Rover.
Rover, come with me. I have something to show you.
Connie, that's some dog you got there. We miss him.
Well, you won't have to miss him anymore.
That is if you have room for him.
Ah, please, dad, can we keep him this time? Can we?
Well, if-if Connie says he can stay, why, sure, son.
Yoo-hoo.
Well, it's all settled then.
Rover, welcome home.
Oh, Rover, she's beautiful.
[dogs barking]
Rover, you're back.
Oh, good to see you, Rover.
Oh, it's good to see you guys too.
Duke, Max, Raffles, Lem, Clem.
Um, Rover, I'm Clem. He's Lem.
I beg your pardon, Lem, but I'm Clem.
- Once again, you're mistaken. - 'How can you always say it?'
- I always have been Clem. - I don't understand..
- Can I say something? - But you're arguing with me.
Excuse me, fellas.
- Mother always called me Clem. - 'Mother called me spot..'
- 'She did not..' - 'Mother loved you best..'
Ooh.
[yapping]
[yapping]
Hey, I'm a father of five.
Six.
Hey, take it easy. I'm only a pup.
Hey, boys, daddy's home.
[pups yapping]
[birds chirping]
(Rover) 'Kids, listen to your old man.'
If you want to be a success in life
certain things you have to know.
A flush beats two pairs.
A full house beats a straight.
And boys, your old man got lucky.
I got a full house.
Uh, kids, you'll have to excuse me. We'll continue this later.
[barking]
Look out. I'm gonna catch you.
Oh, no, you won't. You can't catch me.
Oh, I'm tellin' you. Oh, I'm gonna catch you.
Oh, no, you don't. Ha ha ha. You can't catch me.
Here I come. Oh-ho, I'm gonna catch you.
Ha ha ha.
When I wanna catch her, I'll catch her.
[all barking]
[instrumental music]
[music continues]
[music continues]
[music continues]
♪ I found a four leaf clover when I met Rover ♪
♪ You're so worthy and so smart you stole my heart ♪
♪ I get chills up and down my spine thinking you'll be mine ♪
♪ And I know that we will never be apart ♪
♪ I've stopped seeing spot and wrecks it's over ♪
♪ I don't even answer barks from king ♪
♪ 'Cause I found a four leaf clover when I met Rover ♪
♪ You made my heart sing Rover you're everything ♪
[music continues]
[music continues]
[music continues]
[music continues]