3 Cousins Ep.0 - Intro - A.k.a. - Meet our family

Yes Flaminia! I'm coming, I'm coming! I had to go to an audition, I'm sorry, I just have to pick up your nail polish. Oh dear, where am I? Cheri! Are you lost again? You got back from L.A. three weeks ago and you still get lost in Rome? Yes, sorry sorry, ok? I'll be right there! Oh and darling I also need some skin cream now, I'm getting a bit flaky... Don't forget whose sofa you live on! Say it! Come on, say it! You, my mistress... Merci amour!!! Where do I go now? Gabriele is so useless! I take him into my home, like Angelina Jolie, but younger and sexier without those dirty orphans and this is how he repays me?! Sweetie! Don’t stress! No drama, or else you’ll get worry lines! Oh god no! I gotta look my best for the Paris fashion week. By the way, what do you think about this? Sweetie, burn it! It’s the Paris fashion week, not a funeral! Black is so last season, like my ex-boyfriend. Shut up! I have great fashion sense! Yeah, just like your sister. You take that back or I’ll kill you! Oh, just hold on a sec. Hello? Bonjour sweetie! Me and Stefan were just talking about you and your dykey clothing. Who is this? Would you like something Paris...maybe a girl? Flaminia? I was sleeping! At noon? Have you been on bender again? I've had it, we're done Oh god, you're always the same.. Seriously?! Help! I got lost again! Help me Nicole! Chicco! I’m busy! Use Google Maps! You know L.A. by heart, Rome isn’t that hard. Yeah but...Nicole..Nicole... Hi sweetie, sorry about earlier. I just saw a bunch of posters with Filippo on them, he’s screwed me again! Oh seriously? I’m sorry Chicco. Ale just left without saying anything, she left me a post-it. A post-it! For reals? Just like Sex and the City? Wow! Yep! And she’s not even answering my calls, I just sent her a text. Sweetie, what did you do this time? Nothing, at least I think...no wait.. We did have a fight ’cause I cheated on her again. But then it seemed like we were ok... I guess no since she left you a post-it, what did it say? I don’t remember, I threw it away...something like blah blah blah "we’re done!" What do you mean you don’t remember? Anyways, did you get what that suck up did? If I see him I’ll kick his ***! I know sweetie, he's such a jerk! Listen, you found a place yet? No, I’m still on Flam’s sofa... Screw that! Why don’t you move in with me? Whaaaat? Are you being serious?? Let me think... Ok, yes! Sweetie, can I call you back? Flaminia’s harassing me. Sure! But don’t tell Flam anything about the post-it, I’ll never hear the end of it! No! Not the jacket! I told you no! Darlin’ sorry I changed my mind, the nail polish has to be red Dior, don’t screw up, change it or I’ll kill you! But I’m almost back at your place.... Oh, and my tummy's been rumbling, so can you stop by the sushi place across town and grab me a bento box? Or do you want to end up cold and homeless? You know what? I’m done! I’m moving in with Nicole! You can’t leave! I own you! Watch me!