Annoying Orange - The Exploding Orange

-Hey! Hey, Kiwi! Hey! Hey, Kiwi, hey! Hey, hey, Kiwi. Kiwi? -What? What is it, mate? I'm trying to read the paper. -[laughs] [with accent]: What happened to your voice, mate? [laughs] -Dude, I'm a kiwi. I'm from freakin' New Zealand. -Oh. Well, that explains the accent and the boomerangs. -I told you, we're bananas. -Accent? I don't have a [hiccup] accent. -What's a hippo accent? -It's [hiccup] not a hippo, it's a... [hiccuping] -Whoa, sounds like a Hungry Hungry Hippo. [laughs] -It's... [hiccup] it's not funny. -What's the matter, Kiwi? You look all choked up. [laughs] -[hiccuping]: Stop it...aw, man...I don't feel so good. -Are you okay? -[hiccuping] -What the hell's going on? -Oh no, everybody watch out! -[hiccuping rapidly] -He's gonna blow! -[yelling] -What the...? [boom!] [all screaming] [footsteps approaching] -What the heck was that? -Seriously, I heard that in the other-- oh my, God! -That was Kiwi. He had the hippos. -Hiccups! He had the hiccups, you idiot. -What? Oh man, that's scary. -What are you talking about? -You've never heard about what happens when a fruit gets the hiccups? -Uhh... no. -First, they hiccup. -Then, they... they... they... -They explode! -[laughs] That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever... [hiccups] Uh-oh. Captioned by SpongeSebastian [phone line rings] -(dispatcher) 911, what's your emergency? -Uh, yeah, we got an orange with a case of the hiccups here. -(dispatcher) Uh, please say again. -I said we have an orange with the hiccups. -(dispatcher) Oh no! You're screwed! [screams, dial tone] -Ugh. All right, I'm out of ideas. -[whimpers] -Look, everybody. The important thing right now is to just remain calm. -[hiccup] [all screaming] -No, no, no! Everybody just shut up! We're not going to freak out. -That's easy for [hiccup] you to say. You don't have an exploding [hiccup] hippo in your tummy. -Dude, it's not a hippo. -It's an exploding hippo. -Listen to me, Orange. Do you want to get rid of your hiccups? -Duh. -Then you have to do exactly what I tell you, okay? -Okay. -Okay, it's really simple. All you have to do is take a deep breath and hold it for 30 seconds. -Okay. [inhales] -(Pear) What? No, that never works. -[groans] -I always heard you have to stand on your head and cross your eyes. -Mmm! -Shouldn't he be humming? -What? -Yeah, I heard all he's gotta do is hum The Star-Spangled Banner. Works every time. -[humming] -(Passion Fruit) N-n-n-n-no. -(Banana) No, this is ridiculous. He's got to breathe into a paper bag, right? [all talking at once] -No, that one never works. -[yells, crash!] -(Pear, echoing) Orange? -(Passion, echoing) Orange, can you hear me? -(Banana) Wake up, Orange. -Whoa! -Orange! -Are you okay? -Who turned out the lights? -Dude, you crashed and blacked out. -I did? Then why am I still orange? -Orange, do you hear that? -Yeah, his hiccups! -(both) They're gone! -Yay! -Yeah! -Yay... [hiccup] [all groan] -Oh, no! -Oh, I'm sorry, guys. I never thought I'd [hiccup] get the hiccups and go boom. -Orange, it's not your fault. -Yeah, could happen to anyone. Look at Kiwi. -I know. He's everywhere. [laughs, then hiccups] Oh. -We've got to figure out a way to stop them. -Oh, no. They're getting worse by the second. -[hiccuping]: Help... me. -Hey, uh, Orange? I know we just met and all, but... -We're really sorry this is happening to you, Orange. You seemed like such a great-- [crashing/crumbling sound] -What was that? -I don't know. It kind of sounded like a-- -Gorilla! -Huh? [bananas screaming] [all screaming] [gorilla hoots and chomps] -Whoa! That guy doesn't monkey around. [laughs] -How did that thing get in here? -Poor boomerangs. I don't think they'll come back from that one. [laughs] -Okay, we get it. Enough. -I wonder why they didn't give him the slip. [laughs] -[groans] -Oh, my God. Orange, your hiccups! -What about them? -They're gone! -Wow, gorilla must've scared them away. -Yay! -Yay! -Yay! Whoo-hoo! -Now that's what I call a close-- [hiccup] Oh, crap. -Sounds like a like a Hungry Hungry Hippo-- [laughs] [laughter] -(director) Cut. All right, guys. -I'm sorry. He started laughing and-- -I can't help it. It sounds so funny when you hiccup. -[clears throat] From the top, from the top, here we go. -(director) Action! -It's [hiccup] not...