VICE and Project X's Party Legends: Ken Jeong

Hi, I'm Ken Jeong. And it's one of my favorite party stories ever, from my bachelor party. I used to be a physician before I became an actor. All of my friends were doctors, and on my bachelor party we went to Vegas. And you couldn't get somebody more geeky and more ill-equipped to party in Vegas than me and my crew. Then went to a strip club. And the strippers couldn't be less threatened by us or less turned on by us. Just imagine a bunch of doctors having no idea how to have fun. You've got these big tittied women just grinding on your laps. You have no idea what to do. And then one of my friends was getting a lap dance, and the stripper was complaining of some stomach pains she had had. And my buddy was like, what do you think it could be, Miracle? It is your gallbladder? Have you had your appendix taken out? And he actually figures out that the stripper has got irritable bowel syndrome. And I literally hear him going, well, you know, Miracle, in irritable bowel you get constipation and diarrhea. An hour later, there's literally like a line of chicks just waiting to be examined. And he's like, oh, that's a yeast infection. But that's, OK. It doesn't mean you're bad person, honestly. I worry about STDs, so may want to take some doxycycline, Sweet Sensation. Oh, you're just pregnant. You're just pregnant. And they're asking, so when's the big day? Where are you going? Oh, New Zealand? Oh, that's awesome. It just felt like a group of friends, except our friend are just grinding on us. So at the end of the night, it was just so pleasant. We hugged it out, and we went on our merry way. Oh, and my buddy wrote a prescription for irritable bowel syndrome. You don't want a gassy stripper. It was one of the funniest [BLEEP] nights of my life. We were out of our element, and we went back to what we do best, being dorks.