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LAURA MY PLEASURE
Hey, Buffon, my man!
This one goes on the Italian page.
Mi amore Buffone!
On to the next one.
Hey! We’re one mile from the Italian border, so if you want,
I can phone Panini and get you a job there.
Damn! It hasn’t even begun yet and already everyone
is talking about these stickers and these players.
*** football! They have their cash. We need ours.
Hand me a tile, please.
What are you doing, man?
Messi should be under every tile.
What the fu- ?!
Join me for a beer, man.
No! No!
You don’t like football, right?
Laura. Hello, nice to meet you.
I’m the one who has nothing to do with all this.
A game of pool?
Do you dare?
Okay.
What if the table is tilted?
I just find this sport so dumb.
- You mean football? - It’s just so dumb.
Mind this: three quarters of the world are so into it,
yet as far as I can tell, no one really gets it.
After every match there’s a dispute about who should have won.
I mean, the dispute about who should have won lasts three times longer than the match itself.
If that's not dumb...
And it’s like that all over the world!
Come on!
This is for children. There’s no point in it!
It’s fun.
Not to me.
I’ll score a goal and then it’ll be like: wow.
***!
We won! We won! Oh man, we won!
- I love... - Ow!
... football! I looove it. Yeah!
That’s what I’m talking about: idiots like this
because of *** football! I’m out of here.
- Come on, run! - Defence!
Well done!
Didn’t you say you had nothing to do with this?
Well, for instance I don’t collect stickers.
But you didn’t watch the game last night.
I was just to nervous to watch because my favorite team was losing.
- So what? - Alright then.