Part 1 - La tengo no la tengo - I have her i have her not - Part i - Cortometraje Venezuela

I have her, I have her not I didn't want to tell you this way, I'm sorry. What's his name? You know what? Don't tell me. I don't want to know. Do I know him? Come on, Dani... They are waiting for me, I have to go. I'll call you later so we can finish talking properly. I am sorry. Good bye. At last!, three hours? ***!, I forgot you were coming. What happened? Sorry. Women are crazy or I'm an ***. You are an *** and women are crazy. Vero broke up with me. No, what happened? Dude it's always the same, I have told you a thousand times. It's always the same ***. I need to be a son of a ***. Take an intensive course about "how to be a son of a *** in 24 hours" Brother, what you need is another woman. The thing is that Vero was perfect. Look at you. You are uglier than a kick in the balls You are horrible! but you are a son of a *** and that's why they keep calling you. You see, I am sick of being the romantic guy of flowers, of roses, of holding their hand while walking. It's ***!. Everything is ***. You know what? A real man doesn't buy roses! Period! That's how its said! For women! What's wrong? I miss her a lot. Come here. I love you man. Me too ***. Dude, where are you? Why aren't you here at Samuel's party? You gotta come over! There's lots of *** Ok, we are on our way There's lots of *** bro! ***! ***! I hope more people show up. You're up Don't worry, there will be other loves. He wasn't for you, no. Don't worry. That was a sign, everything happens for a reason. Look, when you least expect it you'll have the right person in front of you. I'll call you later. Did the one with the skirt leave? Yes. The brunette is still there. Wait a second. Where are you going? To the bedroom. With whom? The one you just met? Yes. Holy ***. Talk to you guys later. No, no... Wait. Come here. Walkie talkies. Like the old times. Tiger. Eat her. *** her hard! The important thing is to not show any emotions, no heart. Think with the ***, son.