Horizon Falls Tv - New line - Up

Yo, guys, I'm feeling kinda bad to record this, seriously. But it's ok. What's up, people! I'm Ali. I play guitars to... Dude, I'm feeling very sick... seriously. What is happening to me, man? I'm not from *** Sao Paulo anymore! -What do you think about Victor in the band? -Well, man, I'm pretty happy. I confess that this fella plays guitar a thousand times better than me, you know?! As a guitarist, he's one of my idols. I'm really glad. And now we'll become much more technical. And, c'mon, I love this guy. I love him, I'm really glad. Really really glad! -Liar! -What do you think, Halloween? -Yeah, you know what... I've met Victor when he used to play cavaquinho... We used to go to the Pagode and stuff... he was always a nice guy. Now he's in the band, yo... playing some different stuff... That's it, a good-hearted guy. Brother, brother... -What do you think about Vitão in the band? -Well, man... I still don't have an opinion because, suddenly, I saw that on Facebook, you know? That he joined the band. But I liked that, I liked... because I always knew that he plays a thousand times better than Ali, Ali, he's more charming than Ali, he's sexier... got it? We're in need of this sex appeal in the band, we never had it before. I didn't eat yet, so I'm kinda disappointed with you guys. -What do you think about this all? -Don't know! It's all the same, got it? He plays guitar... you play the drums... -I've teached you everything you know. I've teached EVERYTHING YOU KNOW! -Sorry, sorry, sit down, man. Calm down, relax... I'm stressed! Well, I know Vitão a long time ago, and I also play a long time with him, even before Ali. So, he's kinda from HF family. He was always with us, always been along with us. Already played bass with us in shows, guitars... -Gave handjobs... -Already gave handjobs! *** and stuff... So, that's it, dude. It's really good, really cute. -So, guys... I promise you to try my best to do a good job in band. I still don't know if I can replace Ali, which is a badass guitarist and I'm his very fan. -A badass guitarist, man! -Got it, man? This dude is from Sao Paulo, dude. -So... How do you met the band? -Well, I'm Marcelo's friend... I know these guys from a long time ago, got it? -For how long have you played the guitar? -I play since I was 13. -Who are your influences? -My main influence... is my grandma, man. You know why? She cooks really well, dude, got it? And that's how the energy comes, yeah? You eat it and, damn! Like that, got it? And then... you play well! -That's it. What's the deal? -It's to eat... easter eggs, cause easter is coming! -No, what's the deal? -To *** *** and ***. -And are you happy being in the band? -I'm happy. I'm very glad, man. -Are you homosexual? -Huh? -How many boys have you ever kissed in your life? -Do you like Tom Jobim? -I love it! -What about Iron Maiden? -Spice Girls or Backstreet Boys? -Nickelback. -Syrup or Listerine? -Oral B. -What does the Rock have? -Rock does have guitar! -Why did you join the band? -I've joined band because... I'm unemployed. I was in need of doing something in my life, because my parents were mad at me. -That's it, man! And this band is awesome. I was always a fan, I was always with you guys. I was a Roadie. No one knows that, but I was a roadie, you know? Bye, guys. That's the life. -Vida Loca. -Vida Loca. -Like this. -Yeah, like *** that. -We'll meet again, we'll see each other again... on the Mosh Pit... -Let me focus you out so it'll look prettier. -***! -YEAH, MAN! -This is Ali! -Yeah, this is Horizon Falls.