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[ Doorbell Buzzes ]
What the hell areyou doing here?
l mean, you're supposed to be at EltonJohn's.
Yeah, well, l was there for a minute or two,
and then-- and then l had an epiphany.
Really? Yeah.
Well, come on. Just come up.
So, um, what was this epiphany?
Um, it was about Christmas. You realized it was all around?
No. l realized that Christmas is the time...
to be with the peopleyou love.
Right. And...
l realized that as dire chance and-and fateful ***-up would have it,
here l am--
mid-fifties--
and without knowing it, l've gone and spent most ofmy adult life...
with a chubby employee.
And much as it grieves me to say it,
it-it might be that the people l love...
is, in fact, you.
- Well, this is a surprise. - Yeah.
Ten minutes at EltonJohn's, you're as gay as a maypole.
No, look, l'm serious here.
l left Elton's, where there were a hefty number...
ofhalf-naked chicks with their mouths open...
in order to hang out with you...
at Christmas.
Well, Bill-- l t's a terrible,
terrible mistake, Chubs.
Butyou turn out to be the *** love ofmy life. [ Chuckles ]
And to be honest, despite all my... complaining,
we have had a wonderful life.
[ Chuckles ]
Well, thankyou.
l mean, yeah, come on. It's been an honor.
[ Chuckles ]
l feel vey proud.
Oh, don't-don't be a moron.
Come on. Let's get pissed and watch ***.
