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Turn off whatever tune's on And listen to this new song
It's Bluexephos The Yogscast
The goon squad Whatever name you want to call us
Fine, let's move on And clarify a few things
To avoid confusion No need for PayPal
Vouchers or a coupon You can see us free of charge
Like a neutron We won't blow the roof off
But we'll put a roof on Both obsessed with little cubes
And i'm not talking croutons So get your shoes shone
To a sheen Put your feet upon the futon
And us upon the screen I am a dwarf
And i'm digging a hole Diggy diggy hole
Digging a hole I'm Dan Bull
And i'm kicking a flow Kicky kicky flow
Kicking a flow I'll introduce the duo
To the newest Youtube viewers Xephos is Lewis
And Simon's who Honeydew is You'll lose all kinds of
Funny fluids Flatulation
Blood, sweat, tears Humours and the tangy tast
Of the runny, gooey liquid Oozing from a Jaffa cake
We've got new tips Music and animations
So i wanna see your Hips, thighs
And your *** shaking Rhianna's nothing
In comparison to Granny Bacon I am a dwarf
And i'm digging a hole Diggy diggy hole
Digging a hole I'm Dan Bull
And i'm kicking a flow Kicky kicky flow
Kicking a flow Oh god
You're logged onto the YogPod With more devout followers
Than the god squad There's seldom, if ever
Been such a realm or dimension Bringing that much traffic
You can hear the sound Of the engines
Oh, and by the way As well, did i mention
The fact that we've got more links Than a zelda convention?
You can tell there's no tension But it probably isn't ***
So any innuendo there's ineffectual But mention Jaffa cakes
And Simon practically masticates His dream meal's a stack of them
Upon a massive plate I've even seen him eat a
Jaffa cake flavoured pasta bake And after ate even more
instead of After Eights I wonder where exactly
Does he keep 'em all stashed away? The number crunching is
Too massive to extrapolate I am a dwarf
And i'm digging a hole Diggy diggy hole
Digging a hole I'm Dan Bull
And i'm kicking a flow Kicky kicky flow
Kicking a flow Dan Bull, rapping on behalf
Of the Yogscast Swinging harder than my diamond axe
When i'm chopping logs fast I'm unsurpassed
When it comes to rap with bombast So turn up the volume ***
And increase the contrast At long last
Here's a rapper That's a Gaming geek
Entertaining people With amazing speed
The pick of the bunch The bigger the swing
The bigger the punch I pick up a thing
Off the floor And start mining ore
Cha-cha-cha-cha-ching! Double-time rap
With a bit of Minecraft Hope Mojang didn't mind that
Take a hit of my track To the ear canal
You'll be like "Bleeding 'ell!" One, two
Can you hear me now? Oi!
Honeydew, does it ring a bell? It's been years since
Your ears have felt Like this
You're Isabel To my Israphel
Many men'll wanna make A rap track better than me
But they never will Because evidently
They lack the skill Aaaaahhhhhhhhh!
I am a dwarf And i'm digging a hole
Diggy diggy hole Digging a hole
I'm Dan Bull And i'm kicking a flow
Kicky kicky flow Kicking a flow...