Looney Tunes Intro Bloopers 32: The Return of Letter Imperfect

Uh, Jimmy? Yes, Anna? Don't you think there's something wrong with the shield? The letters are the right ones, aren't they? Yes, but the B shoukld be a capital B. A capital suggestion. A capital ship for an ocean trip. Dumb waiters? No wonder Mary and I waited so long for our dinner at the restaurant last night. Must be where Scotty used to work before he came here. He was a dumb waiter! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! That's my boyfriend you're talking about, Mary, so be careful. Sorry, Beulah. I'm hoping they can get a settlement in court over the tantrum issue. Me too. But you know the name of the restaurant Mike and Mary ate at last night: Chez Monyou. Chez MonyoU! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I think I had a wet dream. Cruising through the gulfstream. Is VD contagious, Abby? I hope not, but I hear that after Mike and Mary dined at Chez Monyou, they got it in bed. That's very nasty, Abby. Sorry, Mike. Don't remind me! You're making me sick! Eeeewwww! Eeeeeeeeewwww! [Barfing] VD jokes make ME sick too! Eeeewwww! Eeeeeeeeewwww! [Barfing] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! What's so funny, Jimmy? The name of that restaurant! Chez Monyou! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Chez Monyou! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Jimmy, there are two things wrong here. Name them. The shield should display "W-B," not "V-P." I thought it meant "Vice-President." Also, these are the 1945 rings, and the caption "Vitaphone" is from 1937. In the words of Steve Martin, and as quoted by many, well excuuuuuuuuuuse meeee! [ViD theme] [Devil] Surprise! [She-Devil] You didn't expect to see us again, did you? Eek! It's the Devil and the She-Devil! Lord God Almighty, have mercy on us! [Devil] Please don't say that around us! It makes our tails grow limp! What are you two imps doing here? [She-Devil] We've come for Microsoft Sam. Sam's not here. He and Scotty are in court, defending themselves against a charge of lying about tantrums. The prosecution claims Sam and Scotty's statements about tantrums causing a spike in energy costs is a fabrication. [Devil] That's a claim we know to be true. [She-Devil] It's a well-known fact that the act of throwing a tantrum does not cause energy costs to skyrocket. It's not the tantrums themselves, but the explosions generated by them that make energy costs skyrocket. It's really the damage the tantrum-induced explosions leave in their wakes that drive energy costs through the roof. [Devil] We've learned from reliable sources that the story about tantrum- induced explosions is IRRELEVANT to the charges against Sam and Scotty. [She-Devil] Tantrums do NOT generate explosions; therefore, Sam and Scotty are guilty of perjury. [Devil] That means Sam and Scotty belong to us, and if you don't turn them over to us, we will *** all over you. You'll do nothing of the kind, Devil and She-Devil! Everything about tantrums is relevant! [She-Devil] Scandal! Scandal to end all scandals! [Devil] Prepare to be *** on! [KAPOW!] Unacceptable! Take that! [BOOM!!] [Devil] Curses! Foiled again by the Almighty! But we're coming back! [She-Devil] And Microsoft Sam will be ours forever! [Voice of God] Sore losers, yes. Prophets, no. "W-C?" As in W.C. Fields? Ah yes, my little chickadee. Next time the Devil and She-Devil threaten to dump their waste on us, we'll shove them into the WC. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Well said, Mike. [Devil] Don't push it! We still want Microsoft Sam's soul! [Voice of God] Not without conclusive proof of guilt, you greedy infernal soul-stealer! [Devil] Oh sphincter! IQ? I like you too. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl! Hey Mike, I didn't know you could laugh like Sam. When you've been around him as long as I have, you start to develop certain habits. Yeah, Mike, but if Sam and Scotty were here, Sam would say Scotty's I.Q. is P.U. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hey, I resent that! Scotty! Back so soon from the courthouse? How did the trial go? And where is Sam? I'll explain later. Right now, let's work on the shield zoom. "4-Q?" What a rude shield! All right! Jimmy, Hank, which one of you made the shield display 4-Q? Not me. Not me. Truth be told, Scotty, it was you who made the shield say 4-Q. I made it say what? 4-Q! 4-Q! Microsoft Anna! You watch your language! Take a deep breath, Anna. Relax. Keep your cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! SCOTTY, I'M WARNING YOU! IF YOU PLAY ANOTHER CRUDE JOKE ON ME I'LL USE MY LASER EYE POWER TO SCAN YOUR HEAD OFF YOU *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***!! [BOOM!!!] Microsoft Anna! Are you okay? I'm all right. Sorry I blew a fuse. And I'm sorry for the joke I played on you. And how did the trial come out? Thanks to a plea bargain, the charge against me was dropped. However, Sam was convicted of lying about tantrums. Sam's guilty? How come? Sam, davemadson and I saw the testimony provided by alchemistmuffin proving tantrums did not cause energy bills to skyrocket. Thanks to the plea deal, none of us has to go to prison, but Sam has to perform 1,000 hours of community service. He got off without any jail time? Does this mean we'll see him soon? Well, yes and no. davemadson says that Sam is under suspension until he completes his community service. Well, let's continue trying to get the Looney Tunes intro correct. Uh-oh! Methinks I goofed yet again. Youthinks right, Scotty. But don't take it so hard. We're only human. You're right, Mary. I'll try again. Not just yet, Scotty. It's getting late. We'll try again tomorrow. [Scotty] This is Radar Overseer Scotty with an explanation as to the outcome of Microsoft Sam's perjury trial. As I mentioned in this video, Sam was convicted on the evidence as presented by alchemistmuffin. To those who wonder why Sam did not get any jail time at all: davemadson and I admitted we can't argue against alchemistmuffin's video testimony, but we all agreed that, although tantrums are a form of emotional release, if the tantrum thrower is an adult, it, like smoking or alcohol, can lead to serious health problems. The key is moderation and self-control. Keep tuned to this channel for future Looney Tunes Intro Bloopers videos.