The Mars Minute, Episode Two - What does the weevs say?

Hi! Hello! I'm Kait. And I'm Suzanne. And this is Mars Minute, where we talk about an episode of Veronica Mars, and today's episode is, uh, "Credit Where Credit's Due." And we just want to thank everyone! Our blog has over a hundred followers. I think, as of this moment right now, it's one hundred and five. And it's so exciting! Happy dance. [Terrible dance sequence] Yeah. So, uh, first off we just want to thank you guys for contributing to our very important and journalistic discussion of pilot fashion choices. We've picked out some of our favourite comments, um, about what you guys said. Uh, lilamadison11 said, "you ladies crack me up!" Thank you, we think we're quite hilarious as well. Um, and she said, "hate the Logan outfit in general, especially doing a lot of research viewing his bottom half." (Wink, wink.) Um, "love that he learned about jeans later on ¬-- because c'mon!" Thank you! Which, um, I think we can all agree with. And then sophygurl wrote the best comment -- She really did! -- out of all the comments, which is, "oh my gods, you two are so freaking adorable I just wanna smoosh your little faces!" Thank you so much you guys for, uh, sending your feedback. We really loved reading those comments. Um, we're thrilled that you guys enjoyed the first Mars Minute! That's awesome! And now onto our second episode... The topic today is called, "What Does the Weevs Say?" Which is supposed to be in your head to the tune of "What Does the Fox Say?" um, by that comedy band or whatever. So in episode two, there's a moment where Logan and the 09ers show up outside of Caitlin's house and they find that Chardo is there. And they all start beating up Chardo. And then Weevil shows up with the PCHers and he pulls Logan aside and says, "let's talk." Now, everybody wants to know -- what did Weevil and Logan actually talk about? We found some rare audio footage, um -- -- We did. We did. So, because it was actually cut out, um, from the episode, but we're going to replay it for you. So. It's pretty shocking. It is pretty shocking. LOGAN: Well, I guess this is what they call inevitable, huh? Hey, look! We've even got home court advantage. WEEVIL: Let's talk. WEEVIL: Caitlin Ford? We've *** talked about this! LOGAN: About what? The fact that she's a ***? WEEVIL: You're better than this. And no girl is going to start believing that -- LOGAN: "-- until I start believing that." Yeah, you've mentioned it a few times. WEEVIL: See, you say you understand, but you keep doing *** like this! LOGAN: What can I say? The hot blondes just do it for me. I wasn't aware PCHer initiation now consisted of sensitivity training. WEEVIL: We're branching out. LOGAN: You taking care of Chardo? WEEVIL: Yeah, my boys and I got it. LOGAN: Meaning? WEEVIL: Haven't decided yet. ... Look, I know it's supposed to be your week to pick, but I'm vetoing Easy Rider before you can even suggest it. LOGAN: As long as we don't watch The Matrix again. What's your thing for Keanu anyway? WEEVIL: The dude can wear leather and I respect that. I don't respect that *** brown colored shirt you're wearing. LOGAN: It matches my eyes. And your skin. WEEVIL: Lay off the earth tones. Just step the *** away from brown and orange. You got it? LOGAN: I can't. Duncan and I flipped a coin and he won blue. WEEVIL: Echolls, why do I even put up with your ***? LOGAN: Let him go. ***: Logan. LOGAN: I said, let him go. Yeah, we don't really understand why that was left on the cutting room floor. It really -- I think it was all the swearing. Tells you a lot about their relationship. It does, but all the swearing's just not suitable for UPN. Oh, yeah. That's right. Right... That was probably, that was probably why. Uh... Yeah, most likely. Weevil says the "F" word quite a bit. Shocking. He does, he does. And than there's some racist jokes in there from Logan... Was not expecting that. This is the kind of stuff you guys can look forward to in the Mars Minute. We are dusting off those old film reels, we're finding those clips you wanna know more about. So, if there are some other clips, or missing scenes, or clips where you can't figure out what they're actually saying -- let us know, because we have sources -- -- We do. -- We can probably find them. So thank you so much for tuning in to the second episode of our Mars Minute! In two weeks, we'll be bringing the next episode where we talk about "Meet John Smith." As you go throughout your busy week, if there's anything you'd like to see in that episode, please send a suggestion to our submit box! If you have any other questions, you can always feel free to stop by our ask box. And, uh, we'd love to hear what you have to say about our Mars Minute this week and the hidden footage that we found. And now it's time for our adorable sign off. [Both look adorable.] That is actually really cute, um, yeah. That is... Bye. Bye. Have a good week, you guys! [raucous behaviour, Kait's grating laughter, ugly skirts, the butchering of Keanu Reeves.]