Touhou R - 1 grand prix - I'm alice. - English subs

★Warnings from Alice★ * This is a Touhou derivative work. * I might have a different personality from previous videos by the same creator. * Marisa's my *** toy. ...sorry, I just wanted to try saying that. Touhou R-1 Grand Prix Entry Number ? "I'm Alice." I'm Alice. The other day, Shanghai and Hourai were fighting. When I went in to stop them, _I_ got beaten up. I'm Alice. I hear humans are getting all the top spots in the character popularity poll. I shouldn't have quit being a human. I'm Alice. I feel like Shanghai's hair is getting longer. I'm too scared to look at her in the eyes. I'm Alice. Marisa told me my taste in dolls is old. So I've been going to Volks* to study. [*Japanese company producing garage kits and Dollfie dolls] I'm Alice. My name is Alice Margatroid. Please don't get it wrong, Shinki-sama. Not you. I'm Alice. Hourai once told me I was holding chopsticks the wrong way. ...damn her, she's just a doll... I'm Alice. I might not look it, but I'm good with my fingers. I can press a button 17 times a second. [Reference to Takahashi Meijin, known for his 16 shots a second] ...it's not related to Touhou, though. I'm Alice. I saw Shanghai putting water wrung from a wet dust cloth into my tea. But I couldn't bring myself to say anything so I just drank it. I'm Alice. During Imperishable Night, I was clearly shot from behind. Was it Shanghai, Hourai, ...or was it Marisa? I'm Alice. Since Marisa's also a blonde, I dyed my hair. People called me "hag" and took pictures of me. I'm Alice. That's not a love doll! ...I've just given it that kind of function, too. I'm Alice. I wrote "toy" on the Marisa doll's forehead. It's "toy" for "*** toy." I'm Alice. I wanted to know about Marisa, and I had Shanghai go observe her every day. Shanghai and Marisa hooked up. ...I shouldn't have put a function like that... I'm Alice. ...I'm Alice...