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DUNKEY: Anybody got a mic? KID: I do. DUNKEY: Shut up, dum dum! KID: No, you ***. DUNKEY: Hey! Watch that mouth! KID: No! DUNKEY: Do you even know who I am, kid?! KID: No your name is R-- Your picture is R2-D2-- DUNKEY: I am Bowser from Sonic, OK? KID: You're not Bowser. [♫MGS2 Plant Sneaking Theme♫] [TEAMMATE LAUGHING] [MUSIC CONTINUES] Teammate: "It's exactly like Metal Gear" DUNKEY: Dammit! God-- [MGS2 MUSIC CONTINUES] [METAL GEAR ALERT SOUND, MUSIC STOPS] DUNKEY: Oh no, nonono, no! [Music start again] Okay... Ooh! Ooh. Another guy... [LAUGHING] "HUH?" "What was that noise?" DUNKEY: He still doesn't know. Like taking candy... ***! No! [LAUGHS] Come o-- TEAMMATE: Look at Chewie! [CHEWBACCA CRY] KID: Yeah I thought Kylo Ren was really cool until he took his mask off. He's kind of a baby. PLAYER: Just like you, you ***' troglodyte. Shut the *** up, you pre-pubescent ***. DUNKEY: Let's just calm down, and let's go watch my show: Fresh Prince of Bel Air Starring me, Carlton Banks. KID: You're so dumb because you think that umm the picture-- that guy is Carlton Banks. DUNKEY: Shut the *** up, kid, I'll *** kill you! FANBOY: Oh my god Dunkey it's you! Oh my god! DUNKEY: No... FANBOY: [INDISCERNABLE RAMBLING] Oh my god Dunkey it's actually you. CARLTON BANKS: I'm Carlton Banks you stupid retard. FANBOY: Dunkey just spoke to me, this is the best day of my life. Terrorist voice: "I am planting the bomb." TEAMMATE: Oh my god Dunkey's planting the bomb. DUNKEY: You gotta get out baby, you gotta get out. Say goodbye to your gun. Say "bye bye" PLAYER: Goodbye! What? DUNKEY: WHAT? [SCREAM] DUNKEY: Alright for this move you shoot all the bullets outta the clip, right. And then you look for a guy using the pistol. And you just hand this off to him. There you go. And then you just shoot the *** out of that guy. Ooooh... HEADSHOT ***! Haha! Ha... *** you, Hitler. *** you, Donald Trump. *** you, Trumpler. UNCLE PHIL: Geoffrey? Break out Lucille. DUNKEY: Now you messed up... Max sensitivity. Max pain, baby. Here we go. Ooh I see him I see him oh god. I cranked the sensitivity too high... I can't even look at him in the right direction. Am I shooting him? Am I killing him right now? Am I shooting him in the head? [YELLING] Gotcha. Could be a guy-- Ohoo ha! I got him! I got him I-- Ahh! [LAUGHING] AHHHH! What'd you pick man? OPPONENT: Rock. DUNKEY: Well I picked paper! Oooooh! Through the fire! Headshot! ***! Ooohoooo! That's what I'm talking about! Say cheese! BOP! Boing! Chooo! Ooooh, shhhiiit! Oooh! Through the wall. Ooohhoho [EXTREMELY SLOWED DOWN] OHHHH! Howdy y'all, welcome to painting with the Dunk. Today we're going to start off with a nice, umm titanium black Glock. We're gonna start drawing the base-- Excuse me, excuse me. One sec. We're gonna start by drawing the base of the head. [LARRY OWENS - INTERLUDE (BOB ROSS THEME)]