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Tracy: ON THIS EPISODE OF
"JERSEYLICIOUS"...
Anthony: I WANT TO DO SOMETHING
THAT'S BIG. I WANT TO MAKE A
BOOK.
Olivia: I THINK IT'S AWESOME.
Anthony: I HAVE TO PITCH THIS
WITH THIS PUBLISHING COMPANY
TOMORROW.
Jordana: A BOOK LIKE THIS, THE
TIMELINE MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT
OF A CONCERN.
Anthony: I DON'T WANT TO TAKE
NO. I LIKE TO HEAR YES.
Tracy: I WANT TO LIKE GET AWAY
FROM THE DRAMA BETWEEN ME,
GIGI, AND OLIVIA. LIKE I THINK
THAT WE SHOULD MOVE.
Corey: SO TRY SOMETHING NEW.
LET'S TRY STATEN ISLAND.
Michelle: OLIVIA AND TRACY
LIKE TALKED.
Gigi: WAIT, WHAT?
Tracy: ACTUALLY, I SPOKE TO
OLIVIA ON MY OWN.
Gigi: OK, YOU'RE A DISGUSTING
PERSON AND VINDICTIVE.
Tracy: YOU'RE *** ON
THE BOTTOM OF MY [BLEEP] SHOE.
Woman: ♪ TELL ME,
DO YOU WANT IT,
CAN YOU REALLY TAKE THE DRAMA
OF A JERSEYLICIOUS GIRL
LIKE ME?
UH-OH,
ARE YOU CRAZYLICIOUS?
ARE YOU SUPERLICIOUS?
I'M THE JERSEYLICIOUS GIRL
YOU NEED,
I'M WHAT YOU NEED ♪
Jackie: YEAH!
Nick: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN MINI
GOLFING BEFORE?
Olivia: YES, OF COURSE I'VE BEEN
MINIATURE GOLFING. WHAT, I LIVE
IN A HOLE?
Nick: NO, BUT LIKE, WHAT'S YOUR
SKILL LEVEL? SHOULD WE PLAY WITH
A HANDICAP?
Olivia: MM, I CONSIDER MYSELF
MORE OF THE AIR HOCKEY TYPE.
OH, MY GOD! [LAUGHING]
Jackie: MICHELLE'S LIKE, DOES
SHE NOT SEE US?
Michelle: YOU LIKE MY GOLF HAT?
Olivia: YOU LOOK LIKE A GRANDPA.
Michelle: I KNOW. I'M GOING FOR
THAT SERIOUS LOOK.
Olivia: ME AND NICK HAVE BEEN
HANGING OUT FOR A COUPLE WEEKS
NOW. AND HE'S SUCH A GREAT GUY
AND I LIKE KIND OF WHERE WE'RE
AT. EVEN THOUGH JACKIE THINKS
WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED, IT'S
NOT HAPPENING.
HI, HOW ARE YOU?
Nick: 4.
Michelle and Jackie: WOW.
Olivia: YOU'RE SO THERE.
MICHELLE, THAT'S CALLED
CHEATING.
Nick: WHICH ONE'S BLUE?
Olivia: IF YOU CAN'T TELL THAT'S
PURPLE AND THAT'S BLUE, YOU'RE
COLORBLIND.
Nick: OUCH. DAMN.
[LAUGHTER]
Olivia: I TOOK YOUR ADVICE
AND I WENT AND TALKED TO TRACY.
Jackie: YOU GUYS TALKED?
Olivia: YEAH. SHE SAID THAT
SHE'S NOT TALKING TO GIGI
ANYMORE. SHE LIKE TOTALLY CUT
HER OFF. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE
THE HELL I'M HITTING THAT.
WHERE'S THE HOLE?
Michelle: WELL, WAS TRACY LIKE
KIND OF TELLING YOU LIKE HER
SIDE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? LIKE
WHAT SHE SAID?
Olivia: YEAH. I MEAN, THE GIRL
WAS LIKE TEARING.
Tracy: I REALLY TRUSTED HER.
AND I CONFIDED THINGS IN HER
THAT SHE TURNED AROUND AND THREW
IN MY FACE.
Olivia: ABSOLUTELY. IT MADE ME
NOT TRUST HER. BUT LIKE, I DON'T
WANT TO GET IN THE MIDDLE OF YOU
TWO.
Tracy: WE'RE DONE.
Olivia: GIGI HAD SAID TO ME,
LIKE, OH, WE'RE NOT EVEN CLOSE
FRIENDS. TRACY KNOWS THAT. LIKE,
I NEVER THOUGHT THAT. LIKE I
KNEW LIKE--LIKE TRACY LOVES
GIGI. LIKE I KNOW THAT. YOU CAN
SEE THAT. YOU KNOW? LIKE YOU
DON'T MAKE ANYONE YOUR
BRIDESMAID.
Jackie: I KNOW.
Olivia: AFTER TALKING WITH
TRACY, WHICH WAS TOTALLY
BIZARRE, I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW
I FEEL ABOUT GIGI. I DON'T LIKE
THE WAY SHE HURT TRACY. AND WHEN
IT COMES TO REBUILDING A
FRIENDSHIP WITH HER, THAT'S
SOMETHING THAT I NEED A LITTLE
MORE TIME TO THINK ABOUT.
Michelle: YOU DON'T THINK SHE'S
EVER GONNA TALK TO GIGI AGAIN,
LIKE YOU GENUINELY THINK THAT
TRACY AND GIGI WILL NOT BE
FRIENDS ANYMORE?
Olivia: I DON'T KNOW, BUT SHE
SEEMED REALLY UPSET.
Jackie: SHE'S SO FAKE, GIGI, IT
ACTUALLY IRKS ME. IT IRKS ME.
I'M GONNA DELETE HER AS MY
FACEBOOK FRIEND.
Olivia: OOH!
Michelle: THAT'S OFFICIAL.
Olivia: YOU ARE GONNA JUST POOP
IN HER CEREAL.
Jackie: I'LL MEET YOU GUYS DOWN
THERE.
Nick: LOT OF GIRL GOSSIP.
Olivia: YEAH. SORRY. OH, MY GOD,
THERE'S A HOLE.
Nick: IT'S A HILL.
Olivia: WHATEVER.
Nick: YOU WANT TO HIT SOME
BALLS?
Nick: BASEBALL? SOFTBALL.
Olivia: THEY GOT BASEBALLS HERE?
Nick: YEAH. WANT TO LOB BALL?
Olivia: WHAT?
Nick: LOB BALL.
Olivia: WHAT IS A LOB BALL?
Nick: IT'S A SOFT PITCH.
Olivia: IS THAT LIKE THE FRENCH
WAY OF PLAYING BASEBALL?
Nick: [LAUGHS]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Filippo: I GOT YOU PASTRIES!
Anthony: HEY.
Filippo: WHAT'S UP, MAN?
Anthony: THANK YOU.
Cathy: WE GOT YOUR FAVORITE
PASTRIES.
Filippo: WHAT'S UP? WHAT?
Cathy: SO HOW ARE YOU?
Anthony: SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN,
SIT DOWN.
Cathy: IT'S VERY GOOD, HONEY.
Filippo: JOSEPH. JOE, JOE JOE.
Cathy: YOU LOOK PRETTY IN PINK.
Anthony: AFTER TURNING 40, I
REALLY STARTED TO THINK ABOUT
WHERE I WANT MY LIFE TO BE.
SO I INVITE A LOT OF MY KEY
PEOPLE IN THE BUSINESS TO MY
HOUSE TONIGHT, BECAUSE I REALLY
WANT TO TALK TO THEM ABOUT,
LET'S DO SOMETHING BIG.
AS YOU ALL KNOW, THE SALON'S
BEEN DOING FANTASTIC.
Cathy: YES, IT HAS.
Anthony: BUT I'M ALWAYS LOOKING
TO FIND A WAY TO KEEP US ON THE
CUTTING EDGE AND KEEP US FRESH.
I WANT TO DO SOMETHING THAT'S
REALLY GONNA GET OUR NAME OUT
THERE AND LET PEOPLE KNOW WHAT
WE HAVE TO OFFER.
Cathy: SO WE'LL HAVE ANOTHER
PARTY.
Anthony: NO. I WANT SOMETHING
THAT'S GONNA POW! THIS HAS BEEN
A DREAM OF MINE, TO LEAVE SOME
SORT OF A LEGACY, YOU KNOW,
40, 50 YEARS FROM NOW WE'D STILL
BE OUT THERE.
Cathy: DO YOU WANT TO JOIN A
COMMERCIAL?
Anthony: NO, I MEAN, THE
COMMERCIALS HAVE BEEN DONE
ALREADY, AND THAT'S MORE OF AN
ADVERTISING TYPE OF THING.
I WANT TO MAKE A BOOK.
Cathy: A BOOK?
Filippo: BUT ABOUT WHAT, THOUGH?
Anthony: ABOUT THE CELEBRATION
OF NEW JERSEY HAIR AND FASHION
THROUGHOUT THE YEAR.
FIRST OF ALL, LET ME SAY, DID
ANYBODY KNOW THAT NEW JERSEY'S
225th ANNIVERSARY IS IN A COUPLE
OF MONTHS?
Olivia: SO WAIT. WHAT SIGN IS
NEW JERSEY?
Anthony: THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
Anthony: MAYBE IT'S AN AQUARIUS
'CAUSE IT'S A BEGINNING.
Anthony: THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
THE POINT IS, THIS IS THE
PERFECT TIME TO GET THIS BOOK
OUT THERE AND SAY, YOU KNOW,
NEW JERSEY'S 225 YEARS OLD, AND
HERE'S WHAT WE'VE DONE OVER THE
LAST 225 YEARS IN THE WORLD OF
HAIR, FASHION, MAKEUP, AND
BEAUTY. THIS HAS JUST BEEN A
DREAM OF MINE FOR SO LONG TO
REALLY CELEBRATE. AND WHAT
BETTER WAY TO DO THAT THAN WITH
A BOOKS WRITTEN BY ANTHONY
LOMBARDI OF ANTHONY ROBERT
SALON, SHOWING OUR SALON AND
WHAT WE HAVE TO OFFER? I CAN'T
DO THIS ON MY OWN. AND THIS IS
WHY I GOT YOU GUYS ALL HERE.
I MEAN, LIV, YOU WOULD BE THE
PERFECT PERSON TO GET INVOLVED
WITH THIS ONE. I MEAN, IF THERE
WAS A POSTER GIRL FOR NEW
JERSEY, IT MIGHT BE YOU. AND IF
WE NEED TO DO ANY KIND OF LOOKS
RECREATED, WHO BETTER TO
RECREATE THOSE LOOKS THAN YOU?
Olivia: CAN I HELP STYLE THEM,
TOO?
Anthony: I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO
BE A PART OF IT.
Olivia: I WOULD LOVE THAT.
THAT'S RIGHT UP MY ALLEY.
IF THIS BOOK BLOWS UP, MY
BUSINESS BLOWS UP.
Anthony: YEAH, IT BLOWS US ALL
UP.
Olivia: I THINK IT'S AWESOME.
Anthony: GOOD, I'M GLAD.
I'M GONNA NEED ALL OF YOU.
I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT
PUBLISHING A BOOK, BUT IF I WANT
MY DREAM TO COME TRUE, I HAVE TO
FIGURE IT OUT QUICKLY.
NEW JERSEY'S TURNING 225 IN A
COUPLE OF MONTHS. AND IF WE TAKE
TOO LONG MAKING THIS,
NEW JERSEY'S GONNA BE 226, AND
I'M GONNA BE STUCK WITH A WHOLE
BUNCH OF BOOKS NO ONE'S GONNA
WANT TO BUY.
CAN YOU IMAGINE ME BEING A
PUBLISHED AUTHOR?
Cathy: YOUR NAME UP THERE IN
LIGHTS.
Anthony: I COULD BE THE STEPHEN
KING OF HAIR AND FASHION.
Gigi: HOW'S EVERYTHING?
YOU FEEL GOOD?
THIS GORGEOUS THICK HAIR THAT
YOU HAVE.
Client: THANK YOU.
Gigi: IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
Gayle: WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR
SKIN, BECAUSE IT REALLY LOOKS
GOOD.
Second client: I ACTUALLY HAD A
FACELIFT DONE.
Gayle: I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU HAD
FILLERS OR SOMETHING.
Second client: NO, I ACTUALLY
HAD IT PULLED BACK AND TIGHTENED
UNDER MY EARS. NOTHING MUCH,
NOTHING MAJOR. I STILL LOOK LIKE
MYSELF, OF COURSE.
Gayle: THAT'S WHAT REALLY SCARES
ME, LIKE I'VE REALLY BEEN
THINKING ABOUT IT.
Second client: MAKE SURE THAT
YOU TALK TO ALL THE DIFFERENT
DOCTORS, BECAUSE DOCTORS DO
DIFFERENT THINGS.
Gayle: WELL, YOU GIVE ME THE
NAME OF YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE YOU
LEAVE, 'CAUSE I'M GONNA GO FOR
A FEW CONSULTS.
Michelle: OH, SHE'S GONNA DO IT
WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
Gayle: HERE WE GO.
Christy: NO, I THINK YOU LOOK
JUST NICE THE WAY YOU ARE.
I THINK THAT YOU'RE WAY TOO
YOUNG AND YOU LOOK WAY TOO GOOD.
THIS IS YOUR FACE. YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M SAYING? LIKE--
Gayle: I'M GONNA GO FOR A
CONSULTATION.
Christy: I KNOW MY MOM WANTS TO
HAVE A FACELIFT, AND I THINK
THAT IT'S RIDICULOUS. MAYBE I'VE
JUST SEEN BAD FACELIFTS, BUT I
JUST FEEL LIKE A FACELIFT COULD
REALLY CHANGE THE WAY SHE LOOKS,
AND I DON'T EVER WANT TO LOOK AT
HER AND BE LIKE, UGH.
Gayle: I'LL GET YOU SOME LIPS
IF YOU COME WITH ME AND TAKE
CARE OF ME.
Christy: OK, LET'S GO.
Gigi: CAN I COME?
Gayle: SEE, THAT WASN'T HARD.
Michelle: ALL RIGHT, LET'S START
GETTING TO WORK HERE. THIS IS
BETTER THAN THE TREADMILL.
I HATE RUNNING.
Gigi: YOU KNOW, RUNNING'S NOT
EVEN GOOD FOR YOU.
Michelle: NO, IT'S BAD FOR YOUR
KNEES AND YOUR--YOU GET SHIN
SPLINTS.
Gigi: YOU KNOW, THE INCLINE'S
PRETTY GOOD ON THIS.
Michelle: YOU KNOW, IT GOOD TO
LIKE GO BACK THEN.
Gigi: ARE YOU SURE? DOES IT
REALLY DO ANYTHING OR IS THAT
A BS?
Michelle: I LISTEN TO A LOT OF
THINGS THAT PEOPLE TELL ME, SO
IT COULD BE BS.
I WENT MINI GOLFING WITH OLIVIA
AND JACKIE. SHE WAS TELLING US
THAT HER AND TRACY LIKE TALKED.
Gigi: WAIT, WHAT?
THEY'RE TALKING NOW, ALL OF A
SUDDEN? HOW DID THAT ALL COME
ABOUT?
Michelle: I DON'T KNOW. I
PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE ASKED THAT.
I DIDN'T ASK THAT. AND I TOLD
HER LIKE THE SAME THING, LIKE I
DON'T WANT TO GET IN THE MIDDLE
OF, YOU KNOW, LIKE YOU GUYS, AND
I DON'T WANT TO, LIKE, YOU KNOW,
SEEM LIKE I'M THE ONE THAT'S
TALKING BAD ABOUT YOU OR BAD
ABOUT HER. I'M JUST TELLING YOU
WHAT I HEARD.
Gigi: WHAT DID OLIVIA SAY?
Michelle: SHE WAS JUST LIKE,
SHE'S BEEN TRYING TO WORK THINGS
OUT AND EVERYTHING.
Gigi: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'VE
BEEN TRYING TO DO, BUT...
TRACY'S GOING TO OLIVIA TO SCREW
ME. IT THINK IT'S...IT DOESN'T
ALL ADD UP TO ME, BUT I WANT TO
MEND MY RELATIONSHIP WITH OLIVIA
RIGHT NOW. WE SHOULD ALL SIT
DOWN TOGETHER AND HANDLE IT LIKE
ADULTS.
TRACY'S A MANIPULATOR, AND FOR
THE FACT THAT OLIVIA IS MEETING
WITH HER SWORN ENEMY MEANS
TRACY'S PULLING STRINGS TO MAKE
ME LOOK LIKE THE BAD GUY. SO NOW
IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR ALL OF
US TO SIT DOWN AND GET IT ALL
OUT ON THE TABLE.
THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME.
I APPRECIATE YOU TELLING ME.
Jackie: I WOULD NEVER WANT TO
MEET A GUY AT THE GYM. MOST GUYS
THAT WORK HERE...
Tracy: GUYS THAT TAKE PICTURES
AT THE GYM AND THEN POSTED THEIR
STATUS AND WRITE "AT THE GYM"
ARE NOT THERE TO WORK OUT.
Filippo: NO, NO, NO, I'M ONE OF
THOSE GUYS.
Jeff: I KNOW.
Anthony: HEY, LIV.
Olivia: HEY. COME ON, ANT.
Anthony: WHAT'S UP?
Tracy: SEEING OLIVIA AT THE
SALON IS KIND OF WEIRD BECAUSE
SHE'S KIND OF INVOLVED IN ALL
THE STUFF GOING ON WITH GIGI.
I JUST WANT TO LIKE BE RID OF
ALL THE DRAMA AND I WANT TO GET
AWAY FROM IT, BUT I FEEL LIKE
IT JUST KEEPS FOLLOWING ME.
Anthony: GUYS, NOW THAT OLIVIA'S
HERE, I HAVE SOME REALLY COOL
NEWS THAT I WANT TO SHARE WITH
EVERYBODY. I HAVE DECIDED THAT
I WANT TO MAKE A BOOK.
Tracy: LIKE A REAL BOOK?
Anthony: A REAL BOOK.
NEW JERSEY'S TURNING 225 IN A
COUPLE OF MONTHS. SO WHAT BETTER
WAY TO CELEBRATE THE STATE THAT
WE'RE FROM AND WHAT WE DO THAN
PUTTING A BOOK THAT, YOU KNOW,
ILLUSTRATES 225 YEARS OF NEW
JERSEY HAIR, FASHION, AND
BEAUTY?
Tracy: WOW.
Jackie: THAT'S ACTUALLY COOL.
Anthony: AND I'VE ASKED OLIVIA
TO PARTNER UP WITH ME, BECAUSE
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
MAKEUP AND I KNOW SHE KNOWS THE
STYLING AND ALL THAT STUFF.
I BASICALLY TAKE CARE OF THE
HAIR, BUT SHE REALLY IS--WHEN I
THINK ABOUT WHAT NEW JERSEY IS,
YOU KNOW, IT'S OLIVIA, AND SHE
AGREED TO HELP ME.
Jackie: IF YOU'RE GONNA DO 225
YEARS, THAT'S GONNA BE A REALLY
BIG BOOK.
Anthony: WE'RE NOT GONNA DO
225--
Jackie: YOU'RE JUST GONNA DO
LIKE DECADES?
Anthony: NO, WE'RE NOT GONNA DO
THAT. IT'S NOT GONNA BE THAT--
Jackie: THAT'S 10, RIGHT?
Olivia: WE'RE GONNA SEE WHEN THE
MOST ICONIC TIMES WERE...
Anthony: THAT'S THE WORD I WAS
LOOKING FOR.
Olivia: AND FOCUS ON THOSE.
Anthony: I WANT TO JUMP ON THIS
NOW. I WANT TO START RESEARCHING
PUBLICISTS, SO IF ANYBODY KNOWS
ANYBODY, I'D APPRECIATE IT.
Tracy: MY BEST FRIEND SAMMY,
SHE'S A PUBLICIST, AND SHE'S
MY MAID OF HONOR. YOU MAY HAVE
MET HER.
Anthony: OH, I'VE MET SAMMY, I
JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SHE DID
FOR A LIVING.
Tracy: OH, NO, NO. SHE DOES PR,
AND I THINK THAT SHE WOULD LOVE
TO DO THIS, BECAUSE SHE'S FROM
JERSEY AND--
Anthony: GET ME HER NUMBER. I'LL
CALL HER.
Tracy: OK. SAMMY WENT TO COLLEGE
FOR PR, MARKETING, AND SHE ALSO
DID A BOOK AND WORKED ON LIKE
GETTING IT OUT THERE AND LIKE
DOING SETUP PARTIES AND LAUNCH
PARTIES, WHICH IS WHAT WE NEED
FOR THIS BOOK, AND I FEEL LIKE
IT'S PERFECT.
Anthony: IF WE COULD TAKE ALL
OUR COLLECTED PASSION AND PUT IT
TOGETHER, WE COULD HAVE A
BEST-SELLER.
Filippo: IT MIGHT BE THE NEXT
BIBLE, BRO.
Tracy: THE NEXT JERSEY BIBLE.
Anthony: THANKS, GUYS, I
APPRECIATE IT, AS ALWAYS.
Tracy: HI.
Corey: WHAT'S UP?
Tracy: WHAT'S GOING ON?
Corey: WHAT'S UP?
Tracy: MWAH.
WHY DIDN'T YOU CLEAN THIS STUFF
UP?
Corey: I CLEANED IT UP.
THERE'S NO--
Tracy: WE JUST MOVED THIS STUFF
INTO THE OTHER ROOM. I THOUGHT
YOU WERE GONNA MOVE IT.
Corey: NO, I TRIED MOVING IT TO
THE BEDROOM. THERE'S NOT ROOM IN
THE BEDROOM. SO I KEPT THEM
RIGHT HERE, WHERE THERE'S ROOM.
Tracy: THERE'S NO ROOM HERE, AND
THAT'S WHY I THINK THAT--
Corey: THERE'S ROOM RIGHT HERE.
Tracy: THERE'S NO ROOM. THERE'S
NO ROOM ANYWHERE IN THIS
APARTMENT. WE HAVE A ROLLING
RACK IN OUR KITCHEN. THAT'S NOT
NORMAL. I AM SWIMMING IN
CLOTHES. I HAVE NO ROOM TO
BREATHE. I NEED TO MOVE INTO A
PLACE ALMOST LIKE A MINI HOUSE.
Corey: OK.
Tracy: I DON'T FEEL LIKE WE
SHOULD BE LIVING IN A
ONE-BEDROOM.
Corey: NEITHER DO I.
Tracy: SO WE BOTH AGREE ON THAT.
Corey: YES.
Tracy: IF WE GOT A BIGGER PLACE,
WE COULD HAVE MORE ROOM.
LIKE AS LONG AS IT'S TO GET OUT
OF HERE, I DON'T CARE.
MY APARTMENT IS LITERALLY
BURSTING AT THE SEAMS. PLUS
EVERY TIME I LOOK AROUND, LIKE I
THINK OF HOW GIGI USED TO COME
OVER HERE AND HANG OUT WITH ME,
AND I FEEL LIKE MAYBE LEAVING
FOR A NEW PLACE WILL MAKE ME
HAPPY WHEN I COME HOME.
I WANT TO LIKE GET AWAY FROM THE
DRAMA, BECAUSE THIS TRIANGLE
BETWEEN ME, GIGI, AND OLIVIA,
IT'S TOO MUCH. I JUST WANT
TO BE AWAY FROM IT. I DON'T WANT
A PART OF IT. IT'S NOT HEALTHY.
Corey: OK. SO TRY SOMETHING NEW.
TRY STATEN ISLAND.
Tracy: I DON'T THINK I COULD
PHYSICALLY MOVE THERE. LIKE, I'M
A JERSEY GIRL.
I WAS BORN AND RAISED HERE,
AND MY JOB IS HERE,
MY FRIENDS ARE HERE, MY FAMILY'S
HERE. IT'S VERY HARD TO JUST
PICK UP AND MOVE. IT'S A BIG
STEP, YOU KNOW?
Corey: RIGHT, BUT YOU SAID YOU
WANTED TO TAKE THE NEXT STEP,
AND THIS IS IT. I'D WANT TO MOVE
LIKE AROUND THE BLOCK FROM MY
PARENTS. IF WE HAVE KIDS, THEY
COULD WATCH THEM ALL THE TIME,
AND OUR PUPPIES COULD RUN IN
THE BACKYARD.
THERE'S NICE SCHOOLS IN STATEN
ISLAND. 'CAUSE THAT'S ABOUT
STATEN ISLAND. STATEN ISLAND IS
A FAMILY PLACE.
Tracy: I DON'T KNOW. THE ONLY
REASON--I WOULD MOVE, BUT RIGHT
NOW THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH ENERGY
BEING SPENT ON THIS WHOLE GIGI,
OLIVIA TRIANGLE MESS. AND I
JUST--I DON'T WANT TO BE
INVOLVED IN IT.
Corey: THAT SHOULD BE YOUR MAIN
REASON WHY YOU WANT TO COME.
Tracy: IT IS. IT'S A HUGE
REASON, BECAUSE I WANT TO GET
AWAY FROM IT. IT'S LIKE
ABSORBING ME, AND IT'S LIKE
BRINGING ME DOWN.
Corey: WE'LL TRY IT OUT, THOUGH.
IF IT DOESN'T WORK, THEN IT
DOESN'T WORK.
AT LEAST GIVE IT A SHOT.
Tracy: OK.
Corey: OK, MEANING WE'LL LOOK,
OR OK MEANING WE'LL DO IT?
Tracy: NO, WE'LL MOVE TO STATEN
ISLAND.
Corey: IS THAT A DEAL?
Tracy: MM-HMM.
Corey: YOU SURE? ALL RIGHT.
Tracy: I NEED TO GET AWAY FROM
ALL THIS DRAMA AND FIND A PLACE
WHERE COREY AND I CAN START A
FAMILY TOGETHER. I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT LEAVING JERSEY, BECAUSE
IT'S MY HOME AND IT'S IN MY
BLOOD, BUT IF MOVING TO ANOTHER
STATE IS WHAT'S GONNA SEPARATE
ME FROM GIGI AND ALL OF THIS
DRAMA, THEN IT'S SOMETHING I'M
WILLING TO DO.
YOU CAN'T STOP SMILING.
Corey: I CAN'T NOW. I'M EXCITED.
YOU'RE MOVING TO STATEN ISLAND
WHERE I'M FROM. NOW I CAN SHOW
YOU OFF TO MY FRIENDS.
Tracy: OHH, YOU'RE SO CUTE!
I LOVE YOU! NOW I'LL DEFINITELY
MOVE TO STATEN ISLAND.
Christy: YOU THINK HE'S GONNA
DRAW ON YOUR FACE WITH LIKE A
BLACK MAGIC MARKER? THEN WE
WON'T BE ABLE TO GET A BITE TO
EAT AFTER THIS. YOU'LL HAVE LIKE
ALL ETCH-A-SKETCH MARKS ON YOU.
Gayle: NO, THEY DON'T DO THAT.
Christy: HE'S NOT GONNA SAY,
LIKE, THIS IS WHERE I'D PULL...
Gayle: ALL RIGHT--
Christy: OW!
Gayle: DON'T DO THAT!
Doctor: HELLO. DR. ZUBOWSKI.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
Gayle: HI, I'M GAYLE, MY
DAUGHTER CHRISTY.
Christy: HI, HOW ARE YOU?
Dr. Zubowski: VERY NICE TO MEET
YOU. SO, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
Gayle: I'VE BEEN DOING FILLERS
AND BOTOX FOR MANY YEARS. AND I
WAS WONDERING IF I WOULD BE
READY FOR LIKE A LITTLE LIFT.
Dr. Zubowski: HOW OLD ARE YOU?
Gayle: I'LL BE 55 NEXT TUESDAY.
Dr Zubowksi: OK. WHAT WE WOULD
NORMALLY DO IS, AROUND THE EAR,
OFTENTIMES WE'LL MAKE A SMALL
INCISION UNDERNEATH HERE AS
WELL. BUT THE QUESTION IS, AT
WHAT POINT DOES THE SEVERITY OF
THE PROBLEM JUSTIFY THE SURGERY?
I DON'T REALLY THINK YOU'RE
READY FOR THAT. IT'S A LONG WAY
TO GO FOR A LITTLE BIT OF
TIGHTENING, BECAUSE YOU DON'T
NEED A LOT OF TIGHTENING. IN MY
OPINION.
Christy: SEE? I TOLD YOU. SORRY.
I'M SORRY. THE MONEY YOU SAVE ON
YOUR FACELIFT, GET ME SOME LIPS.
[ALL LAUGHING]
Gayle: ALL RIGHT, WELL...
Dr Zubowski: ANY QUESTIONS, GIVE
ME A HOLLER. OK, TAKE CARE.
Gayle: THANK YOU. WELL, I GUESS
I REALLY HAVE TO MAKE UP MY
MIND. I JUST GOTTA THINK.
I'M REALLY FLATTERED THAT THE
DOCTOR DOESN'T THINK I NEED A
FACELIFT. BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S
JUST ONE DOCTOR'S OPINION. SO I
THINK I'M GONNA GO FOR A COUPLE
MORE CONSULTATIONS AND SEE WHAT
OTHER DOCTORS HAVE TO SAY.
Christy: WELL, I AM STILL VERY
STRONG IN MY OPINION THAT YOU DO
NOT NEED THIS DONE.
Gayle: ALL RIGHT, BUT I STILL
HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT.
Tracy: WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
Third client: I'M FROM SECAUCUS.
Tracy: YEAH? HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN THERE FOR?
Third client: ABOUT A MONTH NOW.
Tracy: SO YOU JUST MOVED?
Third client: YEAH.
Tracy: I'M ACTUALLY MOVING IN--
YEAH, I'M LIKE NERVOUS ABOUT
THAT PART.
Jackie: TRACY, YOU'RE MOVING?
Tracy: MM-HMM. I JUST WANT LIKE
A BREAK FROM JERSEY, SO WE'RE
ACTUALLY LOOKING IN STATEN
ISLAND NOW.
Anthony: GET OUT.
Tracy: THERE'S LIKE TOO MUCH
JERSEY DRAMA.
Anthony: OH, AND STATEN ISLAND'S
THE PERFECT PLACE TO GO FOR NO
DRAMA.
Cathy: EXCUSE, ME, IT DOESN'T
MATTER IF YOU'RE IN STATEN
ISLAND OR NEW JERSEY. DRAMA IS
EVERYWHERE.
Tracy: HA HA!
Anthony: HEY, SAM, THANKS FOR
COMING.
Sammy: HOW ARE YOU?
Anthony: HOW ARE YOU? GOOD TO
SEE YOU. LOOK WHO'S HERE.
Tracy: HI, LOVEY.
Anthony: TRACY'S FRIEND SAMMY
DOES PUBLICITY, AND SHE'S GOT
SOME REALLY GOOD CONNECTIONS IN
THE PUBLISHING WORLD, WHICH IS
HUGE, BECAUSE I NEED TO GET
GOING ON THIS BOOK LIKE
YESTERDAY, BECAUSE MY DREAMS,
THEY GOT A SHORT SHELF LIFE.
FIRST OF ALL, I'M SO HAPPY THAT
YOU WERE ABLE TO COME OUT HERE,
BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN
WAITING FOR. THIS IS LIKE I
FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHERE MY
PASSION CAN TAKE ME. NOW--
Sammy: WELL, IT'S GOOD THAT YOU
HAVE THIS PASSION, AND I THINK
THE IDEA THAT YOU HAVE, AND WE
SPOKE ON THE PHONE, IT'S
AWESOME. AN IDEA IS FINE, BUT
YOU NEED TO ORGANIZE IT TO TELL
A PUBLISHER, THIS IS WHY YOU
SHOULD PUBLISH MY BOOK.
Anthony: I HAVEN'T WRITTEN--I
DON'T HAVE ANYTHING YET.
Sammy: WELL, THIS IS WHAT YOU
HAVE TO THINK OF, ALL THE IDEAS
YOU HAVE. YOU WANT IT TO BE A
HIGH-END. YOU WANT IT TO BE A
LOT OF PHOTOS. YOU WANT IT TO,
YOU KNOW, REPRESENT YOU AND YOUR
SALON AND WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH
IT THROUGH THE YEARS.
Anthony: I THINK HAVING SAMMY ON
BOARD FOR THIS BOOK IS GONNA BE
A GREAT ASSET, BECAUSE WE HAVE
TWO MONTHS UNTIL JERSEY'S 225th
ANNIVERSARY. WE CAN'T WASTE
ANOTHER MINUTE, OR ELSE THIS
BOOK BECOMES WORTHLESS.
ALL RIGHT, SO GIVE ME THE STEPS
I NEED TO HAVE THIS BOOK COME TO
LIFE.
Sammy: WELL, WHAT WE NEED TO DO
NOW IS YOU NEED TO MAKE A
PITCH. YOU NEED TO GET THE IDEAS
FROM YOUR HEAD AND YOU NEED TO
LAY THEM OUT. WE HAVE TO DO
EITHER PHOTOS AND TEXT AND JUST
LIKE AN OUTLINE OF EVERYTHING.
YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING CONCISE
AND TOGETHER.
Anthony: BY THE NEXT MEETING, I
NEED TO COME OUT WITH ALL MY
IDEAS ON PAPER.
Sammy: YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU
WANT. YOU JUST HAVE TO PUT IT
DOWN ON PAPER. I'VE DONE THESE
PITCHES, AND I HAVE THE CONTACTS
FOR SOME PUBLISHERS THAT I CAN
REACH OUT TO, AND I THINK THAT
WE CAN DEFINITELY GET A MEETING
GOING.
Anthony: WHEN WE TALK TO THESE
PUBLISHING HOUSES, WE HAVE TO
LET THEM KNOW THAT LIKE THIS IS
NOT SOMETHING THAT I WANT
SITTING, YOU KNOW, ON SOMEBODY'S
DESK FOR 6 MONTHS. WE DON'T HAVE
THAT--
Sammy: WHICH IS EXACTLY THIS
PITCH IS SO IMPORTANT.
Anthony: THEY'VE GOTTA GET THIS
BOOK AND THEY'VE GOTTA GET THAT
TURNAROUND QUICK, BECAUSE WE
HAVE TO GET THIS OUT THERE IN
CELEBRATION OF 225 YEARS OF NEW
JERSEY.
Sammy: I AGREE. I'M CONFIDENT.
Anthony: PERFECT. THANK YOU.
Cathy: SO AM I.
Gigi: HEY.
Olivia: HEY.
Gigi: WHAT'S UP?
Olivia: I'M ACTUALLY LIKE HEADED
OUT RIGHT NOW. I HAVE TO GO MEET
JACKIE.
Gigi: ALL RIGHT. I'LL WALK WITH
YOU TO THE ELEVATOR. I'LL WAIT.
Olivia: ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON, I
HAVE TO GET MY BAG.
Gigi: THE ONLY WAY FOR ME TO
PROVE MY LOYALTY TO OLIVIA AND
REPAIR OUR FRIENDSHIP IS TO HAVE
ALL 3 OF US SIT DOWN TOGETHER,
AND HOPEFULLY OLIVIA COULD SEE
WHO WAS BEING HONEST THE ENTIRE
TIME. NOT TRACY.
I REALLY WANT TO MEET WITH YOU
AND TRACY. YOU KNOW, I HAVE
NOTHING TO HIDE AND I WANT ALL
OF US TO SIT DOWN AND, YOU KNOW,
FOR YOU TO HEAR IT FOR YOURSELF.
IT'S JUST SOMETHING THAT I
REALLY NEED TO DO, AND, YOU
KNOW, I WANT TO PROVE IT TO YOU
THAT I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO
HIDE. I WANT YOU TO HEAR IT FROM
HER MOUTH.
Olivia: THE ONLY THING IS,
I DON'T WANT TO BE PUT IN THE
MIDDLE. I DON'T WANT TO--
Gigi: BUT THAT'S THE REASON YOU
HAVEN'T TALKED TO ME. AND I KNOW
YOU GUYS LIKE MET UP.
Olivia: I DID TALK TO TRACY. AND
YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING TO TRACY
ABOUT YOU TALKING ABOUT HER. YOU
NEVER SAID THAT TO HER.
Gigi: NO, I DID. I SAID WE ALL
TALK ABOUT EACH OTHER. I TALK
ABOUT YOU AND YOU TALK ABOUT ME.
Olivia: DID YOU TELL HER THAT
YOU DON'T CONSIDER HER A FRIEND?
Gigi: WELL, I DIDN'T EXACTLY SAY
THAT.
Olivia: YOU WERE VERY, LIKE,
TWO-FACED.
Gigi: I WASN'T TWO-FACED.
Olivia: I WATCHED YOU BE
TWO-FACED WITH TRACY AND IT MADE
ME SECOND-GUESS YOU. THE GIRL
REALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE HER
FRIEND, AND I DON'T UNDER--
Gigi: THERE WAS NEVER ANY TRUST
THERE. ALL OF A SUDDEN, WHY DOES
IT MAKE YOU, LIKE, MAD?
I WAS A FRIEND TO YOU, YES,
BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT ME AND YOU
HAD WAS REAL.
Olivia: YOU NEED TO REALIZE THAT
YOU WERE WRONG FOR HANGING OUT
WITH THE GIRL, FOR MAKING THE
GIRL THINK THAT YOU WERE HER
FRIEND. WHAT YOU WERE DOING WAS
WRONG. IT WAS WRONG.
Gigi: OK, I ADMIT WHEN I'M
WRONG. DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL
BETTER?
Olivia: THAT'S SOMETHING YOU
NEED TO TAKE UP WITH TRACY. YOU
NEED TO TALK TO HER. YOU NEED TO
TELL HER--
Gigi: BUT THAT'S JUST SOMETHING
THAT I WANTED YOU TO HEAR FOR
YOURSELF, THAT I'VE NEVER TALKED
ABOUT YOU.
Olivia: OK, AND--AND--
Gigi: THAT REALLY BOTHERED ME.
Olivia: OK, SO I BELIEVE YOU.
I BELIEVE YOU. BELIEVE ME, I'LL
BELIEVE YOU OVER TRACY ANY DAY.
BUT I JUST THINK THAT THE WAY
YOU HANDLED THE SITUATION, YOU
KIND OF PRETENDED TO BE HER
FRIEND, IS NOT RIGHT. AND I
JUST--I'M GONNA HAVE A HARD TIME
TRUSTING YOU BECAUSE OF THAT.
Gigi: THAT'S WHY I WANTED ALL OF
US TO SIT DOWN WITH EACH OTHER--
Olivia: IF THAT'S WHAT YOU FEEL
WILL SORT EVERYTHING OUT, THEN
WE SHOULD DO THAT. I GOTTA GO
'CAUSE JACKIE'S WAITING FOR ME.
Gigi: OK.
I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN WE'RE ALL
SET UP TO GO.
Olivia: ALL RIGHT.
Gayle: IS THERE ANYTHING
SPECIAL WE DO?
Anthony: I DON'T KNOW. THIS IS
MY FIRST SCOTCH TASTING, GAYLE.
HOW ARE THE KIDS? HOW ARE THE
GRANDCHILDREN?
Gayle: THE GRANDCHILDREN ARE
GREAT. I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW BIG
ROCCO IS GETTING. HAVE YOU SEEN
HIM? HE'S LIKE THIS BIG FAT
THING. THEY'RE ALL DOING WELL,
THANK GOD. WOW, YOU DRINK QUICK.
I'LL GIVE YOU SOME OF MINE.
A LITTLE MORE. SALUD.
Anthony: SALUD.
Gayle: IT'S GOING TO MY HEAD.
Anthony: LET ME ASK YOU A
QUESTION. NEW JERSEY TURNS 225
YEARS OLD THIS COMING YEAR.
Gayle: AND?
Anthony: AND I WOULD LIKE TO
MAKE A BOOK ON 225 YEARS OF NEW
JERSEY HAIR, FASHION, AND
BEAUTY.
Gayle: I LIKE THAT.
I'M JEALOUS THAT YOU EVEN
THOUGHT OF THAT.
Anthony: YEAH. I WOULD LIKE TO
LEAVE A LEGACY.
Gayle: NOW YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A
LEGACY AND I DON'T.
Anthony: YOU HAVE A LEGACY.
Gayle: I HAVE MY HUSBAND'S
LEGACY, AND I THANK GOD FOR HIM
EVERY SINGLE DAY, BELIEVE ME.
Anthony: YOU'VE KEPT THAT LEGACY
ALIVE, HAVEN'T YOU?
Gayle: SHH.
Bartender: ANOTHER SCOTCH FOR
YOU. AGED 12 YEARS.
Gayle: BUT NOW I'M ALONE...
AND I WANT A FACELIFT.
I WANT TO MEET A NICE MAN.
Anthony: WAIT A MINUTE. HOLD ON.
HOLD ON. TAKE THAT BACK A SEC.
Gayle: I WENT TO SEE A DOCTOR
AND I WANT A FACELIFT.
I DO. I JUST FEEL LIKE--SHUT UP.
Anthony: WHAT?
Gayle: LISTEN. I'M GONNA BE 55.
Anthony: YOU LOOK DAMN GOOD FOR
55.
Gayle: WONDERFUL. BUT I DON'T
WANT A MAN 85.
AND I'M FINDING THAT ALL
THE GUYS MY AGE ARE GOING WITH
THE 21-YEARS-OLDS, WHICH I DON'T
KNOW WHAT THE HELL THEY HAVE IN
COMMON WITH. SO THEN WHERE DO I
FIT IN?
Anthony: WHY DON'T YOU GO GET A
25-YEAR-OLD GUY?
Gayle: WHAT THE HELL DO I WANT
WITH THEM? I COULD DO A 25
ANYTIME. NOT DO, BUT YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN. I COULD BE WITH
HIM. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
ONE TASTING AND I'M SCREWED UP.
Anthony: YEAH.
Gayle: LOOK AT ME AS A SINGLE
WOMAN AND YOU WERE A SINGLE MAN.
WOULD YOU LOOK AT ME AND SAY,
THAT WOMAN NEEDS A FACELIFT?
Anthony: NO.
Gayle: THAT WOMAN LOOKS OLD?
Anthony: NO.
Gayle: ARE YOU JUST LYING TO ME?
Anthony: NO. I SWEAR TO GOD.
Gayle: I THINK WE SHOULD GET
SOME OF YOUR SINGLE FRIENDS OUT
AND LET'S SEE WHAT THEY SAY.
Anthony: THEY'RE ANIMALS, GAYLE.
Gayle: OH, FORGET SEX. YOU GOT
ONE GOOD-LOOKING SINGLE FRIEND.
Anthony: WHO?
Gayle: I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME.
BUT HE'S MARRIED AND HE'S
MARRIED TO A LOVELY WOMAN.
Anthony: YOU JUST SAID, YOU HAD
A GOOD-LOOKING SINGLE FRIEND.
I SAID, WHO? YOU GO, I DON'T
KNOW HIS NAME, BUT HE'S MARRIED
TO A BEAUTIFUL GIRL.
Gayle: HE IS, BUT HE'S MARRIED--
Anthony: HE'S NOT SINGLE, THEN.
Gayle: OK. [LAUGHING]
NO, HE'S NOT.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Anthony: LIV!
Jackie: WHAT IS THAT?
Anthony: YOU NEED HELP?
Olivia: I GOT IT.
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
Anthony: OH, MY GOD.
Cathy: IS THAT YOUR COMPUTER
SCREEN?
Olivia: YEAH. MY LAPTOP'S FULL,
AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THE
BACKUP THING, SO...
Miguel: YOU JUST CARRY THAT
AROUND.
Jeff: YOU JUST CARRY YOUR
COMPUTER LIKE...
Anthony: I'M REALLY EAGER TO GET
THIS BOOK STARTED. EVEN IF THAT
MEANS OLIVIA HAS TO UNPLUG HER
GIANT COMPUTER AND LUG IT IN
HERE, I'M ALL FOR THAT KIND OF
ENTHUSIASM.
AS YOU CAN SEE, SAMMY IS BACK.
AND I ASKED HER TO SEE IF SHE
CAN GO OUT AND FIND A PUBLISHING
COMPANY THAT WAS WILLING TO WORK
WITH US AND GET US A MEETING.
WELL, SAMMY DID GET THAT
MEETING. WE HAVE TO COME UP WITH
WHAT'S GONNA BE THE GUTS OF THIS
PICTURE BOOK THAT WE'RE GONNA
PUT TOGETHER. THE OTHER NEWS IS
I HAVE TO PITCH THIS MEETING
WITH THE PUBLISHING COMPANY
TOMORROW.
Cathy: WOW.
Anthony: WHAT I'M THINKING IS
TAKING EITHER AN ICONIC FIGURE
OR AN ICONIC EVENT FROM NEW
JERSEY'S HISTORY AND RECREATING
THAT IN A PHOTOGRAPH. YOU WOULD
DO TODAY'S LOOK IN A PERIOD. YOU
UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING?
Jackie: I THINK HISTORY IS SO
BORING.
Sammy: I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT
WE DECIDE HOW TO--
Anthony: THE PICTURE IS GONNA
TELL THE STORY. I THINK
EVERYBODY'S GETTING MISTAKEN--
Olivia: BUT HOW'S IT GONNA BE
LAID OUT IN THE BOOK?
Tracy: I'M REALLY CONFUSED--I'M
NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU--I HAVE NO
[BLEEP] IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON
HERE.
Olivia: HOW IS TRACY SO
COMPLETELY CLUELESS RIGHT NOW AS
TO WHAT'S GOING ON? LIKE, WE'RE
MAKING UP A PICTURE BOOK. LIKE,
A PICTURE BOOK, OK? IT'S NOT
LIKE WE'RE RECREATING THE
ENCYCLOPEDIA.
Sammy: THE NEXT STEP IS WE NEED
A BULLET POINT: WHAT EVENTS,
WHAT PEOPLE WE'RE GONNA REENACT.
THE PUBLISHER'S GONNA WANT TO
SEE THAT. SO ALL WE NEED ARE TWO
EVENTS THAT WE COULD HAVE AS AN
EXAMPLE, AND THEN FROM THERE YOU
COULD SAY, AND THEN THROUGHOUT
THE BOOK YOU'LL SEE OTHER ICONIC
EVENTS OR SCENES OR PEOPLE.
Anthony: SO, OLIVIA, DO YOU HAVE
ANYTHING THAT YOU WANT TO START
WITH?
Olivia: OK, SO NUMBER ONE, THE
MISS AMERICA COMPETITION WAS
STARTED IN NEW JERSEY.
Anthony: GOT THAT.
Olivia: OK, GOOD. THAT JUST
SHOWS THAT THE IDEA OF FEMININE
BEAUTY WAS ESTABLISHED HERE.
SO THAT'S A HUGE THING. ALSO,
NEW JERSEY'S THE FIRST PLACE OF
THE FIRST MOVIE STUDIO. AND
GUESS WHERE IT WAS. IN WEST
ORANGE. RIGHT HERE.
Anthony: WOW. WHEN THIS STATE
WAS FOUNDED, THERE WAS A VERY
HEAVY DUTCH INFLUENCE IN NEW
JERSEY.
Filippo: HE'S A DEUTSCH.
Anthony: SO, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN
TAKE A FEMALE MODEL, AND THEN
YOU PUT A PAIR OF VINTAGE DUTCH
WOODEN SHOES ON THIS MODEL.
Tracy: LIKE ACTUALLY FROM DUTCH?
Anthony: YES.
Tracy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE
NAME OF THAT PLACE IS. WHAT IS
IT CALLED?
Olivia: HOLLAND.
Tracy: THANK YOU.
[LAUGHTER AND CHATTER]
Anthony: DID YOU GUYS ALSO KNOW
THAT NEW JERSEY WAS THE PLACE OF
THE AARON BURR/ALEXANDER
HAMILTON DUEL WHERE--
Tracy: WAIT. WASN'T ALEXANDER
HAMILTON A PRESIDENT?
Anthony: NO.
Tracy: THEN HOW ARE YOU RELATING
IT TO HERE?
Anthony: IT HAPPENED IN NEW
JERSEY.
Olivia: IF YOU'RE TAKING--
Anthony: I'M NOT RELATING IT TO
NEW JERSEY.
Sammy: OK, SO, ANTHONY, HOW
WOULD THAT TIE INTO THE BOOK?
Anthony: I JUST WANT TO TELL THE
STORY OF NEW JERSEY'S 225 YEARS
AS SEEN THROUGH HAIR AND BEAUTY.
Sammy: THEN YOU CAN SAY HOW
WE'RE GONNA RECREATE IT IN THIS
BOOK.
Anthony: OK.
Sammy: NOW WE GET IT. DO WE ALL
UNDERSTAND KIND OF WHERE WE'RE
AT RIGHT NOW?
Tracy: YEAH.
Sammy: NOW, THE NEXT STEP IS YOU
NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE KEY
THINGS THAT ARE GONNA FORM--
Anthony: WELL, THE KEY THINGS
ARE GONNA BE MISS AMERICA.
Olivia: MISS AMERICA AND THEN WE
SHOULD DO SOMETHING MORE HISTORY
RELATED.
Anthony: THEN YOU CAN GO BACK TO
THE AARON BURR/ALEXANDER
HAMILTON DUEL.
Sammy: THERE YOU GO. I THINK
THAT SHOULD BE IT.
Anthony: EVEN THOUGH ANY
FIFTH-GRADER KNOWS HISTORY
BETTER THAN MY STAFF, WE'VE GOT
SOME REALLY GOOD IDEAS TODAY.
BUT IT'S NOT UP TO ME. WE'VE GOT
TO IMPRESS THE PUBLISHER. AND IF
THEY DON'T LIKE IT, MY DREAMS
AREN'T GOING ON THIS PAGE.
THEY'RE GONNA BE STUCK IN MY
HEAD.
Olivia: I GOTTA FIND A FASHION.
YOU GOTTA FIND A GUN. YOU HAVE
TO MAKE SURE IT HAS AN ORANGE
TIP, OTHERWISE IT SCARES PEOPLE.
Anthony: OK. THIS SOUNDS GOOD.
WE HAVE TO WAKE UP EARLY
TOMORROW BECAUSE WE HAVE TO
PITCH WITH THIS PUBLISHER, SO...
Filippo: YOU DON'T WANT BAGS
UNDER YOUR EYES.
Anthony: EVERYBODY WRAP UP YOUR
STUFF AND LET'S GO HOME.
GOOD NIGHT.
Corey: IT'S A TWO-BEDROOM,
TWO-BATHROOM, LIVING ROOM,
GRANITE MAYBE.
Tracy: THAT'LL BE NICE. HARDWOOD
FLOORS ARE HARDER 'CAUSE THE
DOGS ARE NOT FULLY TRAINED YET.
HI!
Agent: HEY, GUYS, HOW ARE YOU
DOING?
Corey: NICE TO MEET YOU.
Tracy: HI. TRACY. NICE TO MEET
YOU.
IF COREY AND I FIND THE PERFECT
PLACE IN STATEN ISLAND AND IT
GETS US AWAY FROM ALL THE DRAMA
AND IT'S A BEAUTIFUL PLACE THAT
WE CAN HAVE KIDS ONE DAY, THEN
I'LL DEFINITELY MOVE THERE. BUT
IF I GET PREGNANT DURING THE
TIME THAT I'M IN THAT HOUSE, YOU
BETTER BELIEVE THAT DURING
LABOR, I WILL BE RUNNING OVER
THAT BRIDGE TO TRY TO HAVE MY
BABY IN A NEW JERSEY HOSPITAL
JUST SO I CAN SAY THAT THEY WERE
BORN THERE.
Corey: 3-BEDROOM, 2-BATH, AND
THAT WAS BASICALLY OUR IDEAL
SPOT.
Tracy: WOULD WE BE ABLE TO PAINT
AND EVERYTHING?
Agent: NO.
Tracy: BASEMENTS SCARE ME SO
MUCH. I DON'T KNOW WHY. YOU
COULD TURN THIS WHOLE THING INTO
YOUR MAN CAVE, BECAUSE I
PROBABLY WOULD NEVER COME DOWN
HERE.
HI, HOW ARE YOU?
Second agent: FIRST WE PAINT IT
A LITTLE BIT OF MUSTARD,
WE'LL CLEAN THAT UP.
Third agent: HOW MANY PEOPLE DO
YOU HAVE IN YOUR PARTY?
Tracy: IT'S JUST THE TWO OF US.
AND THEN WE HAVE TWO PUPPIES.
Third agent: TWO PUPPIES? IF
THEY CAUSE DAMAGE, YOU'RE GONNA
PAY FOR IT.
Tracy: DO THEY HAVE A DISHWASHER
OR NO?
Third agent: NO.
Corey: NO DISHWASHER? LABOR
SERVICE.
Tracy: LABOR. ME MOVING TO
STATEN ISLAND IS A HUGE DEAL.
AND IF I'M GONNA DO THIS,
I NEED TO MOVE INTO A PLACE
THAT'S LITERALLY PERFECT,
AND RIGHT NOW, NONE OF THESE
PLACES AR SATISFYING ME.
ALL RIGHT, SO NOW...
Corey: BACK TO LOOKING.
Tracy: BACK TO LOOKING.
Anthony: WE HAVE EVERYTHING.
WE HAVE ALL OUR PROPS. WE HAVE
THE SYNOPSIS.
Olivia: MM-HMM.
Anthony: GOOD.
Sammy: DON'T BE NERVOUS. YOU
GUYS ARE GONNA ROCK IT.
Anthony: WE'LL BE GOOD.
SAMMY REALLY CAME THROUGH. SHE
SET UP A MEETING WITH RUNNING
PRESS PUBLISHERS FOR A PITCH
MEETING. NOW, WITH ANY LUCK, I'M
ONE STEP CLOSER TO TURNING MY
BOOK DREAM INTO A REALITY.
Man: SAMMY, ANTHONY, AND OLIVIA.
Jordana: OK, THAT'S GREAT.
THANKS. HI!
Sammy: GOOD TO SEE YOU.
Jordana: HOW ARE YOU DOING?
Sammy: THANKS FOR HAVING US.
Jordana: OF COURSE. HI, ANTHONY.
Anthony: THANK YOU FOR HAVING
US. THIS IS OLIVIA.
Jordana: HI, OLIVIA. GREAT TO
MEET YOU GUYS. COME ON IN.
Anthony: THANK YOU FOR HAVING US
ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE.
Jordana: OF COURSE. SO, I'M ONE
OF THE EDITORS HERE AT RUNNING
PRESS. WE DO A LOT OF OF COFFEE
TABLE BOOKS, A LOT OF HIGHLY
ILLUSTRATED GRAPHIC BOOKS.
SO I'D LOVE TO HEAR ABOUT
YOUR BOOK.
Anthony: FIRST OF ALL, DID YOU
KNOW THAT THIS IS THE 225th
ANNIVERSARY OF NEW JERSEY
BECOMING A STATE?
Jordana: I DID NOT KNOW THAT.
Anthony: AND OVER THOSE PAST 225
YEARS OF, THERE HAVE BEEN SO
MANY DIFFERENT INFLUENCES IN THE
WORLD OF HAIR, FASHION, AND
BEAUTY. WE JUST WANT TO TAKE THE
READERS ON A PHOTOGRAPHIC
JOURNEY. LIV, TELL THEM WHAT IT
IS.
Olivia: THE GLAMOUR STATE.
Anthony: WE WANT TO TELL THE
STORY OF THE 225 YEARS OF NEW
JERSEY THROUGH THE EYES OF HAIR,
FASHION, AND BEAUTY.
Jordana: OK.
Anthony: WE WANT TO TAKE ICONIC
IMAGES, ICONIC EVENTS, AND
ICONIC PEOPLE WHO COME FROM NEW
JERSEY AND RECREATE THEM IN A
REALLY GLOSSY COFFEE TABLE TYPE
BOOK.
Jordana: OK. UM...
Olivia: DID YOU KNOW THAT THE
VERY FIRST MISS AMERICA BEAUTY
PAGEANT WAS HELD IN ATLANTIC
CITY IN NEW JERSEY?
AND WE WOULD LOVE TO RECREATE IT
ON A SPREAD AND THEN HAVE ALL
THESE FABULOUS IMAGES OF HAIR
AND MAKEUP THAT YOU COULD STILL
WEAR TO THIS DAY BUT THAT WERE A
REFLECTION OF THE VERY FIRST
MISS AMERICA PAGEANT.
Anthony: DID YOU ALSO KNOW THAT
RIGHT HERE IN WEEHAWKEN, THE
FAMOUS AARON BURR AND ALEXANDER
HAMILTON DUEL HAPPENED?
THIS HAPPENED HERE, AND WE'D
LIKE TO RECREATE THAT ON THE
PAGES OF THIS BOOK WITH TWO
MODELS STYLED IN PERIOD PIECES
BUT WITH THEIR HAIR DONE VERY
TODAY. SO--"VOGUE" MAGAZINE
MEETS A HISTORY BOOK.
Jordana: OK. UH, WHEN WERE YOU
LIKE LOOKING TO GET THIS BOOK
OUT?
Anthony: WELL, IT IS THE
225-YEAR ANNIVERSARY. UH, WE'D
HAVE TO GET IT OUT THIS YEAR.
Jordana: I'M JUST WORRIED, I
GUESS, ABOUT TIME CONSTRAINTS
RIGHT NOW. IT USUALLY TAKES
ABOUT 10 MONTHS FROM THE BOOK TO
GO FROM COMPLETE MANUSCRIPT INTO
THE STORE. IT CAN TAKE A REALLY
LONG TIME.
Sammy: AND IS THERE ANY WAY TO
SPEED UP THIS PROCESS?
Jordana: NO...
Anthony: WE CAN GET YOU WHATEVER
YOU NEED. WE CAN GET YOU
WHATEVER YOU NEED. WE CAN DO
THIS. I DON'T WHAT TO TAKE NO.
I LIKE TO HEAR YES.
Jordana: DO YOU HAVE ANY OF
THESE PHOTOS YET OR...
Anthony: NO, WE HAVEN'T TAKEN
ANY PHOTOS YET, BUT I DON'T
THINK THAT'D BE A PROBLEM.
Jordana: UH-HUH.
Anthony: RIGHT NOW IT'S STILL IN
THE IDEA PHASE.
Jordana: YOU KNOW, IF I BRING IT
TO MY TEAM, I WANT TO PRESENT
THEM THE BEST THING I CAN.
WE DEFINITELY NEED SOME PHOTOS
PUT TOGETHER, AND DEFINITELY THE
TIMELINE MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT
OF A CONCERN. I REALLY LIKE THIS
IDEA. I JUST THINK IT NEEDS A
LITTLE BIT MORE WORK PUT INTO
IT.
Anthony: WE GOT SOME WORK TO DO,
I GUESS.
Jordana: YEAH, A LITTLE BIT.
GREAT TALKING TO YOU GUYS.
Anthony: THANK YOU FOR HAVING
US.
Jordana: GREAT.
Anthony: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
Sammy: JORDANA, IT'S SO GOOD TO
SEE YOU.
Anthony: I'M STARTING TO THINK
THAT THIS BOOK MIGHT BE A LITTLE
MORE UNATTAINABLE THAN I THOUGHT
IT WAS.
Olivia: ANT, WE NEED TO GET
PICTURES GOING. LIKE WE NEED TO
GET THAT STARTED, AND IT'S NOT
GONNA BE AN EASY THING. THE
STYLING, THE HAIR, THE MAKEUP.
Anthony: THIS TIMELINE'S KILLING
ME. WE HAVE NO CHOICE. IF WE'RE
GONNA DO THIS, WE GOTTA GET TO
WORK.
Gigi: ENJOY YOUR NEW
[INDISTINCT].
Client: BYE!
Gigi: SO WHEN IS MY NEXT CLIENT
COMING IN?
Christy: SHE CALLED AND SHE'S
RUNNING A COUPLE MINUTES LATE. I
TOLD HER TO TAKE HER TIME 'CAUSE
HAD SOME TIME IN YOUR SCHEDULE.
HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR NEW MAN?
Gigi: GOOD. VERY GOOD.
Christy: THAT'S SO GOOD. I NEED
TO GET TO KNOW HIM. IT'S GONNA
BE WEIRD FOR ME, THOUGH, IN A
WAY.
Gigi: WHY?
Christy: I DON'T KNOW. LIKE,
WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU AND
SOMEBODY, I THINK ABOUT YOU AND
FRANKIE. IT'S JUST RETRAINING MY
BRAIN TO GET USED TO SOMEBODY
ELSE, THAT'S ALL.
Gigi: THERE'S A LOT OF NEW
CHANGES IN MY LIFE. EVERYTHING.
Christy: YOU THINK?
Gayle: HEY. I GOT SOME GOOD
NEWS.
Gigi: WHAT?
Gayle: I MADE THE DECISION I'M
GONNA GET A FACELIFT.
Gigi: YOU ARE?
Gayle: JUST LIKE A LITTLE
SOMETHING HERE.
Christy: I FELT VERY COMFORTABLE
WITH THE LAST DOCTOR AND I LIKED
HIS SUGGESTIONS.
Gayle: HE WAS VERY, VERY NICE.
VERY NICE.
Christy: BUT HE DIDN'T GIVE YOU
THE ANSWERS THAT YOU WANTED TO
HEAR.
Gayle: NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE,
CHRIS. THAT'S NOT HOW I WORK,
AND YOU KNOW THAT.
Christy: I DON'T THINK YOU NEED
A FACELIFT.
Gayle: CHRISTY, LISTEN. I'M
GONNA GET A FACELIFT.
Jackie: HEY, GUYS, YOU'RE REALLY
ALL MATCHING TODAY?
Jeff: WE'RE BIRDS OF A FEATHER.
Cathy: DON'T EVEN GO THERE WITH
THE BIRDS.
Jeff: WHY?
Cathy: I'M HAVING SO MUCH
TROUBLE WITH MY BIRD. HE IS SO
SPOILED THAT HE DOESN'T WANT TO
STAY IN THE CAGE.
Jeff: YOU SPOIL EVERYTHING.
Cathy: I KNOW I DO. I SPOIL
EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE, OK?
Filippo: YOU DON'T SPOIL ME.
Cathy: YOU'RE THE MOST SPOILED
ONE.
Anthony: HEY.
Filippo: HOW'D IT GO, BRO?
Jackie: HOW'D IT GO?
Anthony: IT DIDN'T GO. I MEAN,
IT WAS--THE GIRL THAT WE MET
WITH TODAY, SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE
FINAL DECISION.
Cathy: AND HOW LONG WILL THAT
TAKE?
Anthony: WELL THAT'S THE
PROBLEM.
Olivia: THAT COULD TAKE LIKE
WEEKS. AND THEN FROM THAT POINT
ON, IF THEY DO SAY YES, THAT
COULD TAKE AT LEAST 7 TO 10
MONTHS.
Anthony: 7 TO 10 MONTHS TO GET A
BOOK OUT.
Tracy: OH, MY GOD.
Filippo: YEAH, BUT WHAT DID
WAYNE GRETZKY SAY? YOU MISS ALL
THE SHOTS YOU DON'T TAKE.
Anthony: I'M WILLING TO TAKE A
SHOT, BUT IT GIVES US, REALLY,
NOT A LOT OF TIME.
Olivia: WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND,
THOUGH, ANT, IS WHY ARE WE EVEN
GOING THROUGH A BOOK PUBLISHING
COMPANY? WHY DON'T WE JUST
PUBLISH IT OURSELVES?
Cathy: I DON'T KNOW, NOW YOU'RE
GETTING ME NERVOUS. MAYBE WE
SHOULD JUST WAIT AND DEAL WITH
THE PUBLISHER...
Anthony: IT'S STILL A MATTER OF
HOW LONG IT'S GONNA TAKE. LIKE
LIKE CAN WE PUT IT TOGETHER IN
THE TIMEFRAME THAT IT HAS TO
HAPPEN--
Cathy: I THINK WE CAN, BUT I
JUST THINK IT BETTER BE DONE
RIGHT.
Anthony: HOW DO YOU DO IT,
THOUGH?
Olivia: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HOW?
I KNOW FOR A FACT YOU
CAN MAKE A BOOK ONLINE. YOU CAN
MAKE A BOOK ON THE COMPUTER AND
THEN PUBLISH IT ONLINE.
Tracy: ACTUALLY, THAT'S TRUE.
THAT'S TRUE. BECAUSE "FIFTY
SHADES OF GREY" WAS PUBLISHED
ONLINE.
Olivia: SEE?
Anthony: WE COULD DO THIS?
Olivia: MM-HMM. 100%. UM, I
WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME YOU TO
THE FUTURE. YOU NEED TO STOP
LIVING IN 1979.
Anthony: WHO DO WE KNOW THAT
COULD SHOOT THE IMAGES?
Olivia: I KNOW PHOTOGRAPHERS.
WHAT ABOUT KARL GIANT?
Cathy: OH, I LOVE HIM. HE'S
GREAT.
Olivia: BELIEVE ME, HE'S THE
PERSON TO HANDLE THIS. I THINK
THIS HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL TO BE
SOMETHING AMAZING. AND I'LL DO
ANYTHING YOU NEED ME TO DO. AND
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY ME.
Anthony: IF YOU'RE WILLING TO
LEARN ABOUT BOOK PUBLISHING,
YOU'RE WILLING TO WORK FOR FREE,
YOU'RE WILLING TO GO OUT, PUT
SOME MONEY INTO THIS AND--
Olivia: YEAH, AS LONG--
Anthony: THE TWO OF US COULD BE
PARTNERS ON THIS?
Olivia: AS LONG AS, YOU KNOW, I
GET A CUT.
Anthony: YOU DEFINITELY GET A
CUT OF THE BOOK. IF YOU'RE
SAYING IT'S GONNA COME OUT
FANTASTIC AND YOU'RE GONNA BE MY
PARTNER ON THIS, SO WE'LL MAKE
IT HAPPEN.
Olivia: 100% I'LL BE YOUR
PARTNER.
Anthony: ALL RIGHT, THEN YOU'RE
MY GIRL. I'M THRILLED ABOUT
THIS. WE DON'T NEED TO BRING
EVERYBODY IN. THIS IS SOMETHING
THAT WE COULD DO AS A TEAM AND
AS A FAMILY AND GET OUR WORK OUT
THERE AND LET EVERYBODY SEE IT.
Olivia: I'LL CALL KARL RIGHT
NOW.
Anthony: GO CALL, SEE IF WE CAN
GET HIM DOWN HERE.
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE.
Cathy: WITH THE INTERNET YOU CAN
DO ANYTHING.
Anthony: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT
WAS POSSIBLE.
Tracy: THIS IS IT, RIGHT HERE?
Corey: THIS IS IT RIGHT HERE.
Tracy: WOW, THIS IS REALLY NICE.
Corey: IT'S NICE.
Tracy: IT'S REALLY PRETTY.
COREY AND I ARE STILL LOOKING
FOR PLACES IN STATEN ISLAND
WHERE WE COULD START OUR LIFE
TOGETHER. I'M REALLY LOOKING
FORWARD TO PUTTING SOME DISTANCE
BETWEEN ME AND ALL THIS GIGI AND
OLIVIA DRAMA AND JUST FOCUSING
ON MY FUTURE WITH COREY.
HI!
Corey: HOW YOU DOIN'?
COREY, NICE TO MEET YOU.
Tracy: I'M TRACY,
NICE TO MEET YOU.
Man: COME ON IN.
ALL RIGHT, SO THIS IS
THE LIVING ROOM/DINING ROOM
COMBO.
Corey: WOW.
Tracy: THIS IS GORGEOUS.
Corey: IT'S VERY NICE.
Tracy: NOTHING NEEDS TO BE
CHANGED. IT'S LIKE LITERALLY
PERFECT. SO BEAUTIFUL.
Man: DO YOU WANT TO TAKE
A LOOK OUTSIDE AT THE DECK?
LIKE I SAID, THERE'S A BARBECUE
HOOK-UP, EVERYTHING'S
WELL-MAINTENANCED.
Corey: GOOD DECK, TOO.
AND THERE'S A SCHOOL
RIGHT OVER THERE.
Man: YEAH, TWO SCHOOLS.
Corey: RIGHT. SEE THAT, TRAY?
Tracy: THE KIDS WE DON'T HAVE.
Corey: THE KIDS WE'RE GOING
TO HAVE.
Man: MY DAUGHTER'S BEDROOM.
Corey: THIS COULD BE A CLOSET,
TRAY.
Tracy: YEAH.
Man: THIS COULD BE YOUR
SHOE CLOSET.
Tracy: YEAH. WELL, NO,
I'M MAKING A WHOLE WALL.
I HAVE NO ROOM FOR SHOES.
Man: GOOD LUCK.
Tracy: IS MY PROBLEM.
Man: THE MASTER BEDROOM'S
RIGHT DOWN HERE.
SO I WANTED A BIGGER
MASTER BEDROOM.
Tracy: THIS IS AWESOME. WOW.
Corey: THIS IS EXACTLY
WHAT I WANTED.
Man: SO WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?
Tracy: I LOVE IT.
Corey: I LIVE LITERALLY UP
THE BLOCK. MY PARENTS ARE HERE.
SO WE'D BE BETTER OFF, LIKE,
THEY'LL ALWAYS BE HERE.
Man: AWESOME.
Tracy: THIS IS A REALLY GOOD
NEIGHBORHOOD. SO.
Man: YOUR MOM'S RIGHT UP
THE BLOCK, YOU GOT A BUILT-IN
BABYSITTER.
Corey: RIGHT, EXACTLY.
EXACTLY, YEP.
Tracy: THAT'S AWESOME.
OH, MY GOD. LIKE, THIS IS
EXACTLY WHERE I COULD SEE US
LIVING. LIKE, I COULD TOTALLY
SEE MYSELF LIKE BECOMING
DOMESTICATED IN THIS HOUSE.
LIKE, I CAN SEE MYSELF COOKING
IN THAT KITCHEN. IS THAT CRAZY?
Corey: YEAH.
Tracy: YEAH, I'M DOWN.
Corey: THIS IS GOING TO BE OUR
HOUSE. I APPRECIATE EVERYTHING,
THANK YOU.
Man: YOU'RE WELCOME.
Gigi: RIGHT NOW, OLIVIA DOESN'T
TRUST ME BECAUSE I DIDN'T SAY
EVERYTHING I HAD TO SAY TO TRACY
LAST TIME. AND THAT'S BECAUSE,
WHEN I GET INTO A FIGHT, I GET
SO FLUSTERED THAT I CAN'T ALWAYS
GET OUT THE WORDS THAT I REALLY
WANT TO SAY. I JUST WANT
THE THREE OF US TO SIT DOWN
SO I CAN CONFRONT TRACY AND SHOW
OLIVIA I WASN'T BEING
TWO-FACED.
HEY.
Tracy: CAN I HELP YOU?
Gigi: YEAH, YOU CAN.
I'VE BEEN REALLY THINKING ABOUT
WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON,
AND I WANTED TO DO THIS
FROM THE VERY BEGINNING,
AND I WANT TO MEET WITH YOU
AND OLIVIA TOGETHER.
Tracy: I DON'T REALLY CARE WHAT
YOU WANT, SO. YOU CAN GO [BLEEP]
YOURSELF.
Gigi: OK, SO YOU WANT TO BE
A COWARD AND NOT--
Tracy: ACTUALLY, I SPOKE
TO OLIVIA ON MY OWN, 'CAUSE
I PROMISED YOU I'D MEET WITH HER
AND I SPOKE TO HER ON MY OWN.
Gigi: SO WHAT HAPPENED?
Tracy: I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU
[BLEEP]. YOU'RE A DISGUSTING
PERSON. I WANT NOTHING TO DO
WITH YOU.
Gigi: YOU'RE A DISGUSTING
PERSON, AND VINDICTIVE.
Tracy: [BLEEP] YOU.
Gigi: I DON'T CARE--
Tracy: [BLEEP] YOU.
YOU'RE DISGUSTING.
Gigi: THE PHONY ***
THAT YOU ARE.
Tracy: PHONY? HONEY, YOU'VE BEEN
FAKING MY FRIEND FOR MONTHS.
YOU'RE SUCH A [BLEEP].
I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE YOU.
Gigi: YOU'RE NOT EVEN A FRIEND.
I'VE NEVER TRUSTED YOU
FROM DAY ONE.
Tracy: THREE YEARS,
YOU'VE BEEN FAKING A FRIENDSHIP.
Gigi: NOT THREE YEARS.
Tracy: YEAH, YOU SAID FROM
DAY ONE!
Gigi: I'M JUST MATURE ENOUGH--
Tracy: MATURE, OH, MY GOD.
Gigi: THERE YOU GO.
KEEP WALKING AWAY.
Tracy: I WILL WALK AWAY,
BECAUSE YOU'RE DISGUSTING.
I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.
Gigi: NOTHING GETS SETTLED.
Tracy: AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S SAD?
THAT YOU'RE FINALLY REALIZING
THAT NO ONE WANTS ANYTHING
TO DO WITH GIGI. YOU'RE SO
DEPRESSED THAT YOU DIDN'T
GET MARRIED.
Gigi: IT WASN'T THE RIGHT TIME.
YOU JUST DO IT TO [BLEEP]
GET MORE PEOPLE TO LIKE ME.
Tracy: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
ABOUT MY WEDDING?
Gigi: CLASSLESS.
Tracy: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
ABOUT MY WEDDING?
Gigi: CLASSLESS!
Tracy: YOU'RE DISGUSTING.
FROM HEAD TO [BLEEP] TOE,
YOU'RE DISGUSTING.
YOU'RE *** ON THE BOTTOM
OF MY [BLEEP] SHOE.
Gigi: GET OUT OF MY FACE.
Tracy: YOU WALK AWAY!
THIS IS MY CAR. GO BEHIND
YOUR [BLEEP] CAR.
Gigi: I CAME HERE TO TALK
TO YOU--
Tracy: I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY
TO YOU! WHAT DON'T YOU GET?
Gigi: BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE
TO SIT DOWN AND GET
EVERYTHING OUT!
Tracy: I DON'T NEED TO SIT DOWN
AND TALK TO YOU!
Gigi: I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU!
Tracy: I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE
SCARED OF ME OR NOT.
Gigi: I WILL NOW LOWER MYSELF
TO FIGHT--TO HIT--
WHO DOES THAT?
Tracy: YOU KNOW WHO I FEEL BAD
FOR? YOUR BOYFRIEND.
Gigi: OH!
Tracy: CARMINE.
Gigi: WOW, THAT HURTS
MY FEELINGS--
Tracy: HE'S ACTUALLY A NICE KID.
HE'S A NICE KID, AND I FEEL BAD
FOR HIM THAT HE'S STUCK
WITH YOU.
Gigi: NO, I FEEL BAD FOR YOURS.
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
I WANT TO SAY SO MUCH MORE
TO TRACY, BUT TRACY'S AGGRESSION
COMPLETELY THREW ME OFF.
AND NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF I'M
GOING TO BE ABLE TO GET OLIVIA
AND TRACY IN THE SAME ROOM
TO CLEAR UP THIS MESS.
AND MY FRIENDSHIP WITH OLIVIA
MIGHT BE OVER.
Tracy: SUCH A DISGUSTING
HUMAN BEING.
ON THE NEXT EPISODE
OF "JERSEYLICIOUS"...
Anthony: THIS PHOTO BOOK IS
GOING TO CELEBRATE 225 YEARS.
Man: IT'S MORE OF LIKE A HISTORY
LESSON THE WAY YOU'RE DOING IT.
THIS IS JUST A PURELY
PICTURE BOOK.
Anthony: THIS IS WHAT
WE'RE GOING TO DO.
Gayle: ANTHONY ASKED ME
IF YOU GUYS WOULD BE INTERESTED
IN HELPING OUT.
Gigi: I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS
EVENT. I'M NOT GOING.
I WANTED TO SIT DOWN WITH OLIVIA
AND TRACY TOGETHER.
Gigi's mom: YOU BETTER SETTLE
THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.
Olivia: I JUST FEEL LIKE THERE'S
SO MUCH STUFF THAT GIGI HASN'T
TOLD TRACY.
Corey: SHE CALLED YOU COUCH,
CALLED YOU FAKE, CRACK HER.
Gigi: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO,
LIKE, HIT ME OR SOMETHING?
Tracy: YOU'RE LUCKY I HAVEN'T
HIT YOU, TO BE HONEST.
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