The Fatherhood - Fiat 500L 12" Remix (Fiat UK)

I go driving in the night I've become a baby chauffeur Been demoted from a bloke to a sleep inducing gopher My eyes are ringed with black their cries are getting frantic Life was so much simpler when I was a new romantic Glancing in the rear view I can see you start to settle but then you turn a purple hue and start screaming heavy metal It's fine because I love you and would never trade your mother but in future I'll be abstinent or double up the rubber Where am I now? What is my name? Are these my kids? Am I insane? Driiiive all night It's hard this child rearing Keep gear changes light in a bid to calm their breathing It's a sleep loss violation that leads to desperation My last hope of salvation is this gentle car vibration He's a family man with two babies on board His wallet's had a puncture since he cut the cord This is the least amount of sleep that he'll ever have such is the fate of a first time dad It sometimes seems ironic as I binge on radio 4 The one fun act that got me here I don't get that anymore I'm looking forward to the peace when you're a little older No more urine on my trainers no more vomit on my shoulder In the shower, I stand there and stare into the lather I'm pondering my life will I turn into my father? You've ruined all my favourite clothes and peed inside my bedding but I know I'll get my own back when I'm dancing at your wedding Where am I now? What is my name? Is that my face? Where is my brain? Driiiive all night trying to stop them bawling These kids, they rule my life and now my wife is calling It's a sleep loss violation that leads to desperation My last hope of salvation is this gentle car vibration He's mistaken wind for contented smiles Driving round the bend and clocking up the miles He knows the open road like the back of hand But his own bed at home is like the promised land (Dad so confused he thinks the universe, Kate Bush and a unicorn have collapsed in on themselves and ended up inside his car) Close your eyes (Baby) Go to sleep..... Close your eyes Where am I now what is my name What have I done? Have I gone insane?