Stupid Game Show Answers - "Revenge of the Stupid"

[SGSA theme music] ...people to name... [Buzzer] Orla. Wheels. [Audience laughs] [Les]: Isn't that called a bike? [Audience laughs] An ***. [Audience laughs] Things a man gets? Umm...umm... Things that excite you? Ummm...ummm...a...a starched shirt. Things that are stiff! Yeah! [Audience applauds and cheers] [Host]: Are we still on the air? [Alex reads the answer] Ken. What's a hoe? [Alex]: No. [Audience laughs] [Alex]: Woah. Woooah. Woah. They teach you that at school in Utah, huh? Al. What's a rake? [Alex]: A rake is right. Name a prime number between 20 and 40. Between 20 and 40? [Host]: Yes. Seven. [Host]: Seven. [Audience laughs] [Bob]: Gentlemen, how will your wife say you would complete this sentence: The next time my wife leaves her (blank) on my (what), I'm gonna toss that sucker out a window. Her...dress. [Bob]: On your...? [Chuckles] Body. [Audience laughs] 'Cause I try on the dresses all the time. [Bob]: I beg your pardon? [Contestant]: You know, just for fun. [Bob]: Oh, of course! All you guys do that just for fun, yeah! Does he do this often? Often! [Bob]: Really? [Audience laughs] Does he put the lingerie on too? [Female contestant]: Oh, yeah! [Bob]: He puts the lingerie on...! [Female contestant]: Yes. Oh, yeah. Yeah! [Audience laughs and cheers] Name something in your house you would yell at if it stopped working. Probably...spouse. [Audience laughs and applauds] I asked you the birthday that men dread the most. You said...their wife's! [Everyone laughs] [Announcer]: ...password is eats. [Host]: OK, Phyllis. Masticates. Fornicates? [Audience laughs] [SGSA theme music]