Stalker - Lyrics - Hannah Jane Fox

See that man behind that tree? He's spent seventeen hours just waiting for me and there's really no doubt he's in love with me I really am his number one priority You might call him a loser but I call him a friend 'cos he's the last man standing when the evening ends He says 'baby I love you, won't you hear my confession?' I say 'don't worry babe, I share the same obsession' Yeah I got myself a stalker and he's not much of a talker but he's mine - I must have hit the big time I got myself a fan, he follows me in a big blue van oh yeah, I must have hit the big time man I just love the attention and his life's a mess I wanna do it with a drummer in a borrowed dress and he's happy to let me 'cos he knows my address And with some gentle persuasion he's gonna sell it to the press I don't mind the heavy breathing on the end of the phone 'cos I've never been a girl who likes to be alone And I'm comfortable sleeping knowing that he is peeping We're two of a kind, we share the same obsession Yeah I got myself a stalker and he's not much of a talker but he's mine - I must have hit the big time I got myself a fan, he follows me in a big blue van oh yeah, I must have hit the big time (so what do you do with his correspondence, hannah?) I keep his letters by my bed - I like to re-read things that he's said It's good to know I really count - -isn't that what life's about? (what are you thinking?) Close my eyes and count to ten he's still there when I open them (do you think you?re lacking a role model in your life?) You'd think I'd never had a dad - I think I never had a dad Cooey - I know you're in there Cooey - I've brought you underwear The police want to get him, say he?s gone too far when they found out he was sleeping in the back of my car I said ?officer please, don?t take him away, cos he?s the only man I ever loved this way?'