花のずんだ丸 第三話 「花とくつ下とワタシ」hana - No - Zundamaru episode 03

Hana-no-Zundamaru, the third episode, "Flower, socks and me." Zundamaru loves biscuits... I lied. I just wanted to say "biscuit." "Biscuit" sounds nice and rhythmic, doesn't it? Everyone, let's "biscuit!" - Zundamaru! I brought you a secret mission! - What? Secret mission? The life of Princess Shiratama in Shiratamarun Castle is at risk. Protect the princess! It's your chance, Zundamaru! The Princess must be gorgeous! Sweet-talk her into marrying you! Idiot, don't just assume every princess is cute. That was only true until '35. Now, most of them are ugly. What year do you think it is now? Edo era! By the way, this is Princess Shiratama. If it's a secret mission, it can't be helped. I don't want to do this at all... But I'll do it. I'll have to seduce the princess. If I succeed in the mission, I might marry into her money. I'll have to accept it as my destiny. There's no other choice. - I thought you would say that. - Oh, I want to suck on Princess Shiratama... What are you going to do with Sayurichan? Sayuri-chan is the girl that Zundamaru secretly loves. Sayuri? No, not a chance. Cuz that girl's just a secretary in Kouga, right? She doesn't have money. - You're ***, Zundamaru. - Shut up! I wanna suck on someone else's money. - At the same time, I wanna marry into money. - Zundamaru, you are being too honest. Isn't that Shiratamarun Castle? Hi there, I came here to marry into your money! I am Princess Shiratama. - Wow, I wanna suck on her. - Zundamaru, wake up. Excuse me. Princess Shiratama, Zundamaru will protect you no matter what. - Or rather, I would like to protect you all my life as a security guard. - Wow. That means you want to be NEET? By the way, your skin is so smooth, so sleek and smooth. - I can't take this! He said he liked me! Kill that girl with such old-fashioned socks, master! - Socks? Well, I was planning to assassinate Princess Shiratama in the first place... But uh, socks? And about the date of the wedding...who is it? My name is Seibu Gekimaru. I'm gonna take Princess's life. Um, excuse me, I think you're in the wrong animation. Why Western now? This is about ninjas. Plus, a horse's leg is not like that... You just shut up! Take this: "The Art of Lasso"!!! - What would you do now? I got the Princess! - I don't know about that! Look closely at your hands! - The Art of Turned-up Chin! - You're talking about the Art of Body Replacement. Aw, my chin hurts. Don't look down on me! How about this? "The art of hundred shots, hundred guns." - "The Art of Matrix"! - What? Shucks... - The Art of "I think I've seen this movement before" - No way! How amusing it is to avoid gunshots! I might join them, too. Enough of making light of me! Now, I will take your life. - You must be kidding me! - You're too wishful, Kuri-Kinton Toast Wood-maru! His name is Seibugeki (Western) maru, and originally it was Clint Eas... The way you avoid gunshots is way too much used already. You can't use it on us! - You've lost the fight, Sakura Nikumaru. - He's Seibu Gekimaru. I'm not confident anymore to continue on as a ninja... Should I just be the material for horse meat bento? There's no intruder anymore. Let's now begin to prepare for the wedding. Looks like you two are getting along so well! Sayuri-chan! I'll marry Princess Shiratama into money, spend my entire life as a house guard and want you as a lover... - I don't think in this way at all! - Zundamaru, talking too much can do you harm... Zundamaru, you are the worst man! Who is this Princess Shiratama in the first place? I have never seen a girl wearing such old-fashioned socks. Mr. Zundamaru is not much of a man to choose a woman like her. But, with all that, I still like Mr. Zundamaru. Sayuri-chan turns into Kemeko when she gets upset... She sometimes does and she sometimes doesn't. Girls' feelings are complicated. Zundamaru, please marry me because my socks are cute. Oh, you're dead... Life's wicked hard... Now that Zundamaru is dead, this is it for this animation? Maybe yes, and maybe not. He may be going to come alive next week. Animations are so convenient.