Blank Space [parody] Ft. Stony Brook University School of Medicine

A med school parody of "Blank Space" by Taylor Swift. This video was showcased at the 2015 annual Asian Extravaganza, hosted by the Stony Brook University chapter of APAMSA (Asian Pacific American Medical Student Association). The original video (Blank Space - Taylor Swift) this is based on can be found here: ****** Written by Evan Austin, Saumya Bhutani, Olivia Cheng, Nicole Golbari, Gayatri Setia, and Tzvia Pinkhasov Music by Tzvia Pinkhasov Directed and Produced by Saumya Bhutani and Olivia Cheng Edited by Olivia Cheng Actors: Jeremy Adler, Grace Agnetti, Olufunmilayo Agunloye, Evan Austin, Lisa Bevilacqua, Saumya Bhutani, Katherine Callaghan, Swati Chandhoke, Latha Chandran, Olivia Cheng, Fred Cohen, Cortney Crespo, Michael Croglio, Raafat El-Maghrabi, Kevin Elaahi, David Fell, Howard Fleit, Jonah Garry, Matthew Gebre, Michael Gurevich, Thomas Holowka, John Hong, Willie Hu, Eun Hwangbo, Anjali Kapur, Ariel Karten, Derek Kim, Paul Kim, Steven Li Fraine, Danni Liang, Natalie Mackow, Michael Mintz, Muntazim Mukit, Ruhani Nanavati, Oseogie Okojie, Elizabeth Olsen, Rajapillai Pillai, Tzvia Pinkhasov, Uzma Rahman, Sowmya Sanapala, Nisson Schecter, Leena Shah, Eitan Sosner, Michael Tao, Pushpinder Uppal, Chang Wang, Xin Yu Wang, Nimali Weerasooriya, Katarzyna Zabrocka LYRICS: Day one, med school - let's begin I'm here to learn incredible things Logic, magic, medicine Saw the school and I thought, oh my god Look at that place, it looks like it's from outer space School's a game, wanna stay? No money; stethoscope Allow me to take your history Ain't it funny, still got hope 'Cause I still like biochemistry So hey, first year meds Study all night until we're dead Grab your TIME passport and my hand I can make these grades all good til the weekend [CHORUS] So it's gonna get all better Or it's gonna get all inflamed And I'll know when it's over If the degree was worth the pain Got a long list of case studies They're driving me insane 'Cause you know I love the gunners And they love the game 'Cause we don't know what we're doing And med school's way too hard You'll leave dyspneic Or with a nasty scar Got a long list of credentials That means I've got a brain But I've got a blank space, maybe I'll guess the name Cherry spots, cystic spines Symptoms all sound exactly the same Herpes virus, lymphocytes I'm so lost, someone help me please Find out what you want Memorize that for a month And Step 1 is yet to come, oh no Screaming, crying, sleepless nights I can make all the tables turn BRSs, what a sight Keep me second-guessing like, oh my god G6P? What's MCAD deficiency? The HSC, I'll never leave 'Cause darling it ain't easy trying to get that M.D. So it's gonna get all better Or it's gonna get all inflamed And I'll know when it's over If the degree was worth the pain [CHORUS] Boards only want you to be tortured Don't say I didn't say I didn't warn you Boards only want you to be tortured Don't say I didn't say I didn't warn you [CHORUS] I'll guess... uncinate process Disclaimer: The views expressed in this video do not necessarily reflect those of Stony Brook University School of Medicine, nor of its students, faculty, of staff.

Day one, med school Let's begin I'm here to learn incredible things Logic, madness, medicine Saw the school and I thought Oh my god, look at that place It looks like it's from outer space School's a game, wanna stay? No money; stethoscope Allow me to take your history Ain't it funny, still got hope 'Cause I still like biochemistry So hey, first year meds Study all night until we're dead Grab your TIME passport and my hand I can make these good grades last til the weekend So it's gonna get all better Or it's gonna get all inflamed And I'll know when it's over If the degree was worth the pain Got a long list of case studies They're driving me insane 'Cause you know I love the gunners And they love the game 'Cause we don't know what we're doing And med school's way too hard You'll leave dyspneic Or with a nasty scar Got a long list of credentials That means I've got a brain But I've got a blank space, maybe I'll guess the name Cherry spots Cystic spines Symptoms all sound exactly the same *** virus, lymphocytes I'm so lost, someone help me please Find out what you want Memorize that for a month And Step 1 is yet to come Oh no Screaming, crying, sleepless nights I can make all the tables turn BRSs, what a sight Keep me second-guessing like Oh my god G6P? What's MCAD deficiency? The HSC, I'll never leave 'Cause darling it ain't easy trying to get that M.D. So it's gonna get all better Or it's gonna get all inflamed And I'll know when it's over If the degree was worth the pain Got a long list of case studies They're driving me insane 'Cause you know I love the gunners And they love the game 'Cause we don't know what we're doing And med school's way too hard You'll leave dyspneic Or with a nasty scar Got a long list of credentials That means I've got a brain But I've got a blank space, maybe I'll guess the name Boards only want you to be tortured Don't say I didn't say I didn't warn you Boards only want you to be tortured Don't say I didn't say I didn't warn you So it's gonna get all better Or it's gonna get all inflamed And I'll know when it's over If the degree was worth the pain Got a long list of case studies They're driving me insane 'Cause you know Iove the gunners And they love the game 'Cause we don't know what we're doing And med school's way too hard You'll leave dyspneic Or with a nasty scar Got a long list of credentials That means I've got a brain But I've got a blank space, maybe I'll guess Uncinate process