The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody S1E13 - English Transcript

Hey Cody,don't forget to do my book report for tomorrow. Why do you always assume that i'm gonna do your work for you? 'Cause I'm your older brother, so get to work,junior! Hey look is Zack and Cody in the first year! Well we haven't seen that one! (You doing great honney. ) Look it's mom in a hospital. (Arghhhh!!!) She's giving birth! (Nurse) Push,Push Fast forward,Fast forward,Fast forward!!! (It's over. ) (No wait! There's another baby!) (Mom) Aaaaahhhh!! Fast forward,Fast forward to when we were 6!! Stop! This part look safe. Yey, you guys you are so cute, if only you'd sleep. [phone rings] And change their own diapers. Honey,could you take your boys? [phone rings] Yea wait a minute,hold on, let me just put the camera down here. Zack is on the left Cody is on the right. Oh ok i got it. (There you go. ) Hello! Oh hi mom, yea they love their new outfit. Well Cody spit up on his. Tch Poor Loser! And then Zack pooped in his. Ha,who's the loser now!? I gotta go mom, somebody is crying i think is my husband. Ok i love you bye bye. Come on guys smile for the camera. Here is Zack and here is Cody. . I think?! That's not funny. When you say Zack is on the left did you mean your left or mine?! My left. Ohhh!! Fortunately their mother can tell them appart. They have two completely different personalities. Oh yea,au au au au. See?Now That's obviously Zack! And this. . Yes. . That's obviously Cody I think?! Mom thinks?!! What do i think? You think you can get away with mixing us up. I never mixed you up. Realy?! Shall we replay the evidence? Oh. . Ok for one second. You guys don't know how tired i was i hadn't slept in weeks, You're both bald with no teeth and drooling, i mean it's amazing i didn't mix you up with granpa Jim. I can't believe i might be C-Cody! What's wrong with being Cody?! For starters, look how you're dressed. Well if i am Zack then i am the oldest You better show me some respect,junior! By ten minutes , big deal. I knew I should have erased that tape. Anything else you haven't been completely honest with us about? Mommy? If that's your real name? Well, I am your mother. Do I have to show you the beginning of the tape again? No!!! Muriel, are you sure those are 600 thread count sheets? Let me check. . One, two, three How much will it cost to get you out of here? Ten. Ah,Good morning Miss Tipton I trust you slept well. Esteban what do you called this? I call it hot chocolate. What do you call it? I call it unacceptable. There is one big marshmallow and it's. . i. . know i like six little ones. My apology. Miss Tipton. I will cut it for you with great care. Unlike the doctor who did my epidectamy. I tell the ladies it was a shark bite. Hey london,i took Ivanna for a walk and now she is at doggy day care. Gotta be five backs plz. Wait you're Cody, i thought it was Zack's turn!? Well etherway you own one of us 5 backs. Now if you'll excuse me i wanna see if i am in the society page, I was at this fabulous charity event for orphans it was a doplhins, Which one is Flipper? Ohhhhh!!! Am London,you might want to take a look at the front page. Not now, London is reading about London. And you might want this back. Why? 'Cause you're broke! AAAAAHHHHH! Moseby, tell me it's not true! Oooh, I wish I could. Unfortunately, your father borrowed too much money from the bank, investing all of it in a diamond mine and well,no diamonds. Any silver? (shake his head no) Pearls? (shake his head no) Works of art? (shake his head no) No, just a lot of dirt. Ergo, 'dirt poor'. I'm so sorry London, I wish i can do something to help. Can you give me $50,000,000? I'll go check my piggy bank. London,I spoke with your father. Yey,did he sending the plane for me? No! The yacht? No! The jet pack? You have a jet pack? Of course! What he wants me to tell you is for now he has to stay incognito. Where is 'Cognito?' In hiding! Where is 'Hiding?' Look,the point is he can't afford to send for you. But he sent he's loveCollect! And he knows you'll be a strong little trooper. I don't wanna be a trooper i wanna be riiiich!!! I know. Oh,could things get any worse? In a wordyes. I hate to tell you this but the bank insist that you move out of the hotel, so they can rent your suite to someone who can pay for it. Just beacuse i don't have any money the bank stops being nice to me? Socking,isn't it? Is there any place you can stay until your father solve all this out? Of course. I'll just stay in a friend. Anabel?The most tragical thing just happened. You heard?Well can i stay at your house? Really? An asteroid? And I was feeling sorry for myself. Cody it's your turn to set the table. He's not going to answer at Cody. But you are Cody. Prove it! How much longer you guys gone keep this up? Until we learn who we definitely are. Ok look. . what ever your names are. When you were born the hospital put your foot prints on your birth certificates so we can tell you apart How? Well,they're like finger prints they are different ever for identical twins, we'll take your foot prints and then we much them to the birt certificates. Great. Where are our birth certificates. You don't know where they are , do you? We moved so many times. I'll just call the hospital and they mail me copies, right away. Look i know my kids. Understand Zack? Yea i understand. Sherlin?Hey my portrait,oh look how happy i was when i was rich. Hey,what does that man doing with my clothes? He is not gonna fit into a size 2. Unfortunately they have to sell your stuff to pay off all of your dad's debt. I am really sorry. Hey,is that my hat? Maybe. Oh,London. Hi sweety i just wanna let you know i am so sorry and we are here for you. Ok? Oh,that top is cute! You're all vultures with very good taste, but when we'll be alone and you will stand by me. We wont share a step-mother. How are you doin' sweet thang? Cody I'm sorry, but isn't it Zack who usually tries to flirt with me? If you're gonna be me you better be better. Thanks a lot sis. Oh,no luck? They're getting me back for all the times i didn't help them, selfish rich people. Oh! Isn't this adorable? Oh. Which is why i bought it back for you. Thank you. I can use it as a pillow when I sleep in the gutter tonight! Oh Honey, you're welcome to stay with us. I'm already on the pull out couch, but we can make room. Thank you so much Carey. Any better offers? Maddie, would it be possible for London to stay with you for a while? No, not possible. Love to, can't. Coming! No one called you. Besides, my memory says since your sister moved out, don't you have an extra bed? My sister didn't move out. Oh,that's odd i distinctly remember you dancing around the lobby singing, My sister got a groom i got my own room WHAT!! Oh, that sister. Hmm. C'mon Maddie,London has nowhere to go. And it would be the right thing to do. How sweet, Zack. Maybe you are Cody. I guess a few days wouldn't hurt London, you're welcome to stay with me. Thank you so much, Maddie. I'm going upstairs to get my things. Wait a second, I don't have any things. There,there. Tada!! Oh,this is kind of nice. You have a little city inside your bedroom. Actually,this is the bedroom. Oh,oh,oh This is my bed and this is yours. Does the closet pull out too? Pretty noisy neighbors. We live across the street from Fenway Park. (Incoming Maddie!!) Hit the deck!! Ah!! That's Sal,is the peanut guy. Thanks for the warning Sal. (Anytime. ) Oh,look at me i'm a mess. Could you pull out the bathroom for me? No,that's across the hall. Hey Sal, send up some peanuts! Thanks! AHHHHHH!!! There's some kind of shriveled up animal on the bathtub! London that's my granny. I didn't realize she was still taking her bath. No offence but your room is really bringing me down. I need to take a nap. Aa,Help!! I got you,i got you. Wow!! Maddie?Maddie? A little help. Maddie, I am having the worst day of my life and you're playing hide and seek? Wow!! Found me! Oh teddy, I've had the worst nightmare, I dreamt Daddy lost all of his money and ended up living with. AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Good Morning to you too. Hey,this wasn't here when i went to bed. Oo granny always checks us during the night you must had a little colder. Oh. That was nice! How much should I tip her? You don't tip family. People in family just help each other beacuse, well beacuse they are family. We all love each other in this house. Antzi,where's the remote? Same place as your career, in the toilet. Love can be expressed in all kinds of ways. Ok. It's time to strip and make the bed. Ok, if that's what poor people do Whoa there big girl! I meant strip the sheets off the bed and put on new ones. Ooh. What's maid gonna do? We don't have a maid. AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Oh,I am so stressed out. Have you thought about getting a job? No,i've been to depressed by being poor. Well you want to sit for Zack and Cody tonight? But don't you need the money? Right now you need the money more than i do. Hey that felt great to say. This isn't so hard. There right? AHH! Perfect! Is this how all poor people sleep? Hey i was watching wrestling. Since when,you're not Zack. It's homework time. It's not fair. First you take away my identity and now my culture. He's been acting like me all day. He came on to all the girls at school, wised off to the teachers, and now he wants to copy my homework! That's terrible. I know. It means that I have to do my own homework. Oh hi London,ok nobody has any dinner doctor's number on the fridge first aid kids in the cabin and in super emergency i'll be sitting right downstairs. Where you talking to me? Remember like i said i'll be sitting right downstairs. Love You! Love You! PffTime for bed. It's 7:30. And we haven't even eat our dinner yet. We want grilled cheese please. I can handle that. I do that in the kitchen right? Yea is the place with the fridge. Your fridge is broken. Other side. Fixed it. I'm confused. I thought you hated cheese. But you love cheese. Ooooo. Oh, they're already in little slices. Cooking is easy. So if I'm Zack and I don't like cheese, does that mean you're the one who likes ham? No we both like ham. Then who likes liverwurst? No one. Then why did they make it? The sandwiches will be ready soon. So,do you want me to read you guys a story? No! Good! I've got this working think down Oh, it must be the cooking timer. I got the fire extinguisher! I got the window! Your grilled cheeses are ready. Next time you might want to put it on bread and you might wanna take off the plastic. Let's face it i am not cut off for regular life. Yea you are. You just need to practice at it. So you're saying i should make more grilled cheeses? NO! Why dont we start with something easier? Like cereal. I can do that. Wait, what goes first the milk or the cereal? It doesn't matter as long as you remember the bowl. Thanks for the hot chocolate, Mrs. Fitzpatrick! You're welcome, sweetheart! I like them. They're kind of embarrassing me sometimes I mean,i didn't know families actually set down and eat dinner together every night. And they actually talk to each other. What did your family do for dinner? Oh,I had dinner with whatever any my mom hired that week, since they usually didn't speak english,thinks are pretty quite. That's kind of sad. Not really,i learn how to say let me stay and play or I call the immigration, in eight different languages. Hey, wanna watch the game? Sure. You know this is my first sleep over. You've never slept over on another girls house before? Well,most of my weekends i was flying back and forth for mommy to daddy, oh,i slept on the plane playing cards with the flying attendant. Does that count? Sure. You know,London. I've always been a little jealous of you. But now i see that you missed up a lot,i mean. . no sleep overs But i know how to act,i've seen the movies, we eat junk food,we do each others hair and we talk about boys. Yea that's just better. Aww!!What are you doing? Pillow fight. It's in all the movies. See, I can be a regular person. Hey, regular person,whould you like a snack? Sure. Yo Sal, send up some peanuts. . . and caviar! Regular person? Yo, caviar. Here it is special delivery from childrens hospital Mr. Moseby,don't you want to find out of Zack is Zack and Cody is Cody? Is there any chance those foot prints might say you got the wrong twins at the hospital? and that the real ones are nice, quiet and polite? Absolutely none. Ciao! Ok guys now listen. Whatever is in this envelope, you're still Zack and you're still Cody Will I still be Esteban? Yes. Aw too bad, then I must go get a ton of luggage in 1217. Ok here we go but before we do Oh no,she's gonna talk. this is important. Even if you're you and you're you, I will still love you even if he's you and you're him. I couldn't follow that and I'm the smart one. Alright , i am opening it Ok,alright, swirly heels, swirly heels. You're definitely Zack and you're definitely Cody. -Alright! -Yes! Now I can go back to chilling and just getting by in school. I mean doing my best. It is so nice to have my boys back. I love this sticky stuff mom puts in our sandwiches. What do you call it? Peanut Butter. London, great news! Me first. I like peanut butter. Well, i think you're gonna like this even more. Tipton back on top! On top of what? They struck oil in your father's diamond mine. Well, that must have made a mess. London, it means you're rich again. Really? Ohh Yay!! Goodbye peanut butter, hello lobster dipped in butter. Same old London. But on the upside,you've got your room back to yourself. You've got your room back to yourself. I suppose. Hey, you did a good thing. Maddie, in all excitement, I forgot you and I made lunch plans. Yeah, and then you got rich again. Which is why I'm taking you to Mason Robert. Really? Thanks! It's the least I can do. You took me in when no one else would, you like me for richer or poorer, for better or worse, in sickness We're not married London. But we are friends, right? Yes! Good! Then as a friend, can I tell you something? Yeah. That sweater looks like a moldy lemon. It's ok. We'll get a booth in the back. Created by : Sonic with help from : YiotaP