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Alright...
Our patient was admitted with multi organ disfunction and memory loss
Organ disfunction? Memory loss?.. Really? No real case?
Well, I owe Cuddy a favor. For last night.
Where the hell is Chase?
I guess he owes some favors for last night as well...
Am I not the only one allowed to be late here!?
At least I'm not the one who's sleeping with his boss!
Ok people, back to the case!
Patient seems cyanotic, and in the past couple of weeks he was weak and unresponsive.
Maybe it's lupus!
It's never lupus!!
His temperature is high, it could be a virus.
That makes no sense.
Viruses don't cause organ malfunction and memory loss.
It must be a worm.
Actually, it could be both.
No, only you could do both!
Come on people, I need a differential!
Maybe it's Norton's disease.
No, he's too young for Norton's. Microsoft disorder fits better.
But his file says he's never been out of the state,
clearly he had nothing to do in the Silicon Valley.
Everybody lies.
Foreman, Thirteen, go check the patient's house.
Chase, go run virus scans and check for heavy metals.
Go!
So... How was last night?
I met my ex, Jessica, we had a couple of drinks.
How was yours?
You know, as usual... Boring.
Look what I found - a rusty flash drive!
I guess that's what we were looking for.
It fits Microsoft disorder.
Could be Sandisk disorder...
I think we should take it with us.
Let's check his cookies.
Alright.
- Oh... - Interesting...
I think we've found the source of his viruses.
****.com*
Looks like a nasty guy...
Let's check his freezer, see what's in there.
What the hell is this?
Let's take it to the lab.
We found a rusty flash drive in the appartment.
It's not much, but he also had a frozen hard drive in his fridge, for some reason.
You, idiots!
I've got the test results.
What do they say?
I don't know... Just a lot of random numbers and a bunch of long latin words.
It looks like my physics exam.
Let me see, I know latin!
Would you please stop saying stupid things, I'm all out of bisexual jokes!
Oh, another thing: his brother has been shot this morning.
Unfortunately, the brother's dying, but fortunately, there are some parts we can use.
We have to do biopsy to confirm.
We should ask Cuddy. And the family. And Cuddy.
Alright, I'm on it.
So, Chase, how was last night?
You know, met a nice girl at the bar yesterday...
The one I showed you?
Yep.
Thirteen's ex??
Jessica?!
What...?
I'm dating your ex?? This is so disgusting...
Am I the only one who's not getting laid... again?
No, wait! Wait...
Look, there's a disfunction in this area of memory!
Do you know what it means? He probably blacked out before he was shot, just like his brother!
So it's a serial bug!
We have to page House to confirm.
A serial bug...
People, if it looks like a bug and it acts like a bug... It's a bug!
Here, start debugging treatment, in a couple of hours patient's gonna be just fine.
*BAZINGA!!!* :)