Moons Of Jupiter - Lyrics - Eddie From Ohio

It’s gonna take eleven cups of joe to get that major caffeine dose sunrise comin at warp galactic speed the diner’s running out of joe this quartet I still don’t know, professor man, I’ll tell you what I need well I know the planets well, the year of the first telescope and tycho named that dimple on the moon but could you change for me, names like ganymede and her three friends, ‘cause morning’s coming soon please rename the moons of jupiter to matt mark luke and john I’ve spent my brain and can’t retain the real names ‘til dawn rename the moons of jupiter the gospel boys won’t mind I’ll do my best to ace this test, and pass your course this time sometimesweforgetthatnatureitselfisonavastmiracle andoureverexpandinguniverseisgrowingandyetstillgoesontoinfinity whichtomeiscompletelybeyondcomprehension all I need is a scantron sheet, a number two lead and a small cheat sheet not to mention my own divine intervention please rename the moons of jupiter to john paul george and ringo I’ve spent my brain and can’t retain this interstellar lingo rename the moons of jupiter, the beatles sure won’t mind I’ll do my best to ace this test, and pass your course this time it’s gonna take eleven cups of joe to get that major caffeine dose sunrise comin at warp galactic speed the diner’s running out of joe, this quartet I still don’t know professor man, I’ll tell you what I need please rename the moons of jupiter to george tom abe and ted I’ve spent my brain and can’t retain the real names in my head rename the moons of jupiter, rushmore’s men won’t mind I’ll do my best to ace this test, and pass your course this time