Annoying Orange - Ask President Marshmallow #1

-Greetings, my fellow kitchenites! As the newly-elected president of the kitchen, it's my duty to answer some of the pressing questions you have. It's also my pleasure to introduce my vice president, Pear! -Thanks, little buddy. It's an honor to-- -Pear's first order of business is to read your questions to me! Yay! -Umm... okay. Sure. Uh, the first question is, "President Marshmallow, why is the cat you gave me a wild African lion?" -Because all kitties are cute-tastic! The bigger the kitty, the bigger the cuddliness! Yay! -Well, I guess that's true-- [lion roars, Pear screams] Gamingary asks, "Is Marshmallow going to do anything to prevent the frequent deaths of fruit in the kitchen?" Let's just say that President Marshmallow is monitoring the situation closely. -Huh? -Yay! [slice!] Yay! -[laughs maniacally, shrieks] -Ya-he-he-ay! -[nervously]: Okay. Let's move on to the next question. "President Marshmallow, why are you so cute?" -I'm so cute because... I love everything so so much!! Yay! -Aww, that's cute. But how much is too much? -So much that... IT'S HARD NOT TO EXPLODE!! [boom!] -Whaaah!!! Okay. Note to self: don't ask that again. Moving along. "Marshmallow, what scares you more, knives or fire?" -Yay! I love knives on fire! -Man, am I glad I voted for you. Nobody seems to like me because I just bring death and destruction to everything I slice and/or burn. -Well, that wasn't really the question. What I think President Marshmallow meant to say was that there's room for everyone in a democratic kitchen. [relieved sigh] The next question is from engineerkid21. "What party is Marshmallow running for?" -The Unicorn Party! [unicorn whinnies] -(Pear) The next question is from Prod1gyX2009. "President Marshmallow, do you make double rainbows?" [poof!] -Yay! I love my double-rainbow machine! [harp glissando] [poof!] -Oh! I thought we voted to get rid of that thing! -Yay! I love invoking the presidential power of veto! -Psshh! Whatever. -(Pear) OneSquiggly Line asks, "Hey President Marshmallow, what are you gonna change about the kitchen?" -The only thing I'd change about the kitchen is add as many kittens, puppies, bunnies, rainbows, lollipops, unicorns, and rainbows as possible! I can do this with my double-rainbow machine because rainbows are magic! [harp glissando, poof!] -(together) We are knives on fire. Resistance is futile. -[yelling]: President Marshmallow, what are you doing? -Hehehehehe! Whoops! Wrong setting. [harp glissando, poof!] [kitten meows] -Whoa. That was close. -Let's take the last question, Pear! -Marshmallow, why do you even have that "madness" switch on that thing? -I said... last... question... Pear. -[gulps nervously] Okay. [pants] The last question is from... -Me! [laughs] Okay, Mr. or Mrs. President, any concerns about getting impeached? -Absolutely not! I love Imp Peach! -[scrawny voice]: Four more years! Four more years! -Ugh, I don't think I can take four more years of this. -Yay! I love being president! Hehehehehe! -Hey-hey, fruit lovers! Thanks for watching the very first Ask President Marshmallow. Make sure to ask a question for next time in the comments below. Think of it as your executive privilege. [laughs] Also, make sure to tune in every day this week for a new animated episode of Annoying Orange. And then, a new original animated episode on Friday. Yay! Captioned by StreamCaptions.com -Is anyone gonna help me up? Anyone?