¿y Tú, De Dónde Eres? / So, Where are You From?

So here I am In a park full of happy couples It seems that I am the only lonely one… "It's about time you have a girlfriend, huh?" I'm so fed up with that sentence I'm trying, goddammit! But there's always something that spoils it all Wait, I'll help you! But, what am I doing wrong? Hi, want some? Look, I'm definitely talking to the next girl that passes by. Umm… To the next one… Nice, Aitor, like that. Talk to her calmly and don't get tongue-tied And, I don't know, ask her to have a drink… That's nice But, why doesn't she say anything? Hey! Yeah, at 5 o'clock in the… At last! There she is! Damn, she's beautiful… Don't get nervous and wave to her as if she were your friend But, what's going on? Quick, get into the bar and pretend! So, she had arranged to meet with a friend? And who's that? Bah, I'm sure he will try to make out with her I can imagine it perfectly Oh, yeah, I studied how to be an *** and I'm working as the complete idiot in a circus And I pee all over myself overnight, yeah What an arrogant prick What's your secret? Excuse me? What's your secret for making out? How can you do it? But, where are you from? From Bilbao Oh... It's not a secret that in Bilbao you can't make out Do you know which our secret in Bilbao is? Your friend has just left, through the back door Her girlfriend called him and… He vanished What? He had a girlfriend? There you have it, he had one Oh, come here… Shall I tell you my secret? So, where are you from? Eh! Take me out of here! Son of a ***! If you don't take me out… I'm so… crushing you! Eh! Take me out!