The Daily Rlp, Episode 26 - Wacky questions

Hi, crowd of none! Now, if you're wondering why I'm wearing this helmet, it's because of the enormous about of head-bashing I'm going to be doing during this rant. It's all due to the bizarre questions people I get asked about The Daily RLP. Questions such as: 'Ryan, how often do you make these?' [Chair creaks] [Bangs helmet repeatedly] 'When did you make the last one of these?' [Bangs helmet repeatedly] '...and when do you intend to make the next one?' [Bangs helmet repeatedly] [Bangs helmet] Yeah, that should do it. OK, admittedly, the names of some things may be misleading, such as Breaking Los Angeles, Quiz Trippers and the new-s... ...but if there's one thing you can definitely be sure about - and as far as I'm concerned, there's not too many of them - it's the fact that this vlog will go on YouTube every day and will have me in it... ...until of course, I desperately resort to using girls from page 3 of The Sun but I'm not going to let that happen! The question remains though: What wacky questions will I be asked next? 'Ryan, why is water blue?' [Bangs helmet repeatedly] Because it is! 'Who's Steve Jobs?' [Bangs helmet repeatedly] Co-founder and CEO of Apple. 'Does God really exist?' Yes, actually, as far as I'm concerned. [Chair creaks] [Click] One more thing: I've been asked to give a shout out to several people on this vlog and I think I will do that eventually... #...in sooooong!# P.S. I'm not even joking, either. Goodnight, crowd of none.