Scoopwhoop - If India was a bar...

If India was a bar.... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Based on the article by Raj Das Original concept - Reddit Script and Screenplay: Antil Yadav Visual Design: Prithwish Director: Deepro Banerjee DOP: Tushar Joshi Editor: Amit Malik Producer: Xulfee, Sneha Mitra Cinematographer: Ahmed Kamal Saifi Assistant Cinematographer: Anikesh Kishor Production Coordinator: Harun Habeebulla Production Assistant: Kshitij Pandey Sound: Dhananjay Singh Visual Effects: Ankur Dobriyal Equipment: Suraj Singh Gimbal Operator: Sahil Gaffer: Prafulla Dash Cast: Haryana: Atul Chaturvedi Tamil Nadu: Saajan Malhotra Uttar Pradesh: Kapil Sharma Maharashtra: Vaibhav Kumar Himachal Pradesh: Harshul Mehta Goa: Ashish Kabiya Delhi: Vikrant Koul Sikkim: Masiot Woleng Nagaland: Mrinal Koijam Kartanaka: Kashif Khan Punjab; Arpit Ahluwalia Meghalaya: Todak Daniel Doye Arunachal Pradesh: Priyamvada Naina Baruah Tripura: Prithwish West Bengal: Raj Das Kerala: Malay Jammu: Kshitij Kashmir: Malika Abhichandani Uttarakhand: Ankur Dobriyal Manipur: Newton Aheibam Telengana: Sheeba Andhra Pradesh: Ram Debakar Chandigarh: Shubham Chhatisgarh: Jeetu Jharkhand: Mani Munjal Bihar: Abhishek Kumar Madhya Pradesh: Deepti Sahani Rajasthan: Akash Dadra and Nagar Haveli: Sakshi Khandelwal Pondicherry: Himanshi Andaman and Nicobar: Rishi Singh Lakshadwep: Harun Habeebulla Orissa: Aditya Sharma Mizoram: Shukar Bui Assam: Debu Prasab Baruah Daman and Diu: Umesh Kalra Gujrat: Vikram Jeet Singh Make-up: D'Nottable Unisex Salon Music: Audioblocks Track: Isotope, Night at the Club Special Thanks to: Anuj Sherawat, The Groghead ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subscribe and get notified of new episodes - ****** For more interesting stories, log on to - ****** Like us on Facebook - ****** Follow us on Twitter - ****** ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

One bottle whisky. Sir, we don't serve full bottles here. You c***! You dare teach me about the law! Hey..get some chips man. See...that's why I didn't want to come to this bar. Bloody c***s! Chill Bro! Chill. Hey...what's that? You asked for the chips, right? What the f***! One "Simranoff". Large. Hey...give me Dark Rum. What's this man? I want Sikkim Rum! That's the best rum man! What about you bro...what'll you have? Uhh...I won't have anything. It's not my kind of place. I don't think I belong in here. Come on man, you gotta try this Sikkim rum, it's the best! Guys... Are you from China? Am I what? There's a massive traffic jam outside. Can I get some water please? NO! Let go...I'll do it myself. Some people just don't have taste. Listen... I just got invited to this other bar for a party, its called China Bar. It's right next to my place. Do you want to go there instead? What's THAT? Music of today's generation is s***! WHAT? Yes. These people can never match the beauty of Robindro sangeet. Let me show you! No no no...not right now...I'm in a rush; maybe some other time. Actually I'm in a rush... I have a flight to catch for Dubai. Thank you so much. What do you guys wanna drink? No no no...not TODAY! Today's a sacred day. So no drinking today. F*** it! Anyways the prices here are as huge as the military strength at my place! The canteen is so much cheaper! Relax. We shouldn't drink much anyway. Why? This bar doesn't feel that safe. He's also here... Why the f*** should I pay for you? YOU were the one who wanted to break up! Now, why don't you foot your own bills? Please... Listen! Oh baby... I'm sure you will. Look at that glow on your face! This is the glow of money! The divorce worked out great for me! By the way...what's he upto? Damn you! Blowing away my hard earned money! F***! Even MY ex is here! Why the hell are you in the middle? Hello! I was always here. Whatever. Hey Babe, is everything alright? You want me to buy you another drink? Off with you! Thank you! You can thank me... ...by going out on a date with me. Madam...this bar...very old! This table... Madam...thousand years old! Madam very fine wood... Very rare madam...very lucky... Madam you are so lucky... How much is it? Madam...six thousand... ...dollars Madam. Only. Especially for you. I hate this place! They don't even have Chardonnay here! Actually I'm new to this place...I've never been invited here before. It's because of creeps like you why I prefer the French bar across the street. Would you guys like to join me? No thanks Madam... We're better off here. Sir, will you still not drink? I didn't know I was allowed to drink... Oh Really? YES! Dada...dada! I made this drink. Try it! I invented it! Hey...taking credit for other people's work is an old habit of yours. What? Mr. Bangladesh is trying to enter? Brother, Forty Lakh Rupees! Only two things can unite India. Cricket and curse words! If you want to abuse the ScoopWhoop video team, please Comment! Why not ask your friends to join you in the madness and Share! And if you're not intolerant, please Like! Hey...what about the location courtesy? They didn't even mention the location! This is not India Bar! This is The Groghead, located at Aurobindo Marg, New Delhi