Craigslist Roommates - Based on true stories - Frenemies

Alright miss, I just got a call over the radio What seems to be the problem? There's a sock on the floor! Theirs, Theirs a what? My good ness! Alright Why is this... Oh my god, this, This is a crime! This is a crime and its going ito the big *** evidence bag. This is a crime yes. She did it! Who's, who's sock is... Who's sock is this? Thats my sock. Miss get in here please. Miss Miss get in here. This going in the big *** evidence bag. This is a crime its going in the big *** evidence bag. This is a crime I told you not to do that. What are you doing? You called the cops because I put a sock on the floor? I didnt even put the sock.. It, it fell out of my bag -Dont, dont raise your voice at me. -and I just came back to go get it. -Shes raising her voice at you? -Don't raise your voice at me again -And that was her sock on the floor? -Im not raising my voice at you Did you take your medication today? She takes medication for this you understand this? -She calls 911 if I sneeze to loud! you have to Understand! There she goes again. There she goes -No, No -I hear it. I hear it! -I told you, I told you. -Miss your going to jail. -I DONT CARE! NO! This is not.. GET OFF OF ME! Your going to jail. -You cant be doing this! NOOO! -Your going to jail Get OFF OF ME! -Your goin to jail, -IM NOT GOING TO JAIL! Your going to.... -Get the hell off me! -Officer down, Officer down! Get the sock away. Get the sock away. Officer, officer down. VICTORY IS MINE!! HAHAHAHAHAAH!