I Deserve a War Hell Ride - Lyrics - Wesley Willis

Wesley Willis was an American singer-songwriter and visual artist from Chicago. Diagnosed with schizophrenia in 1989, Willis began a career as an underground singer-songwriter in the outsider music tradition, with songs featuring his bizarre, humorous and often obscene lyrics sung over the auto accompaniment feature on his Technics KN electronic keyboard.

Once upon a time, Dale Meiners got mad at me He was very disappointed in me I was bragging about doing a keyboard solo show that would not happen At 2:00 AM on March 5, 1996, Dale Meiners gave me a war hell ride I deserved a war hell ride I deserved a war hell ride I deserved a war hell ride I deserved a war hell ride As Dale Meiners gave me a war hell ride, I gave him a war hell ride I told Dale Meiners to get off my case Suddenly, I threw him against the van I wanted to duke his scrawny *** up and smash his face at about 2:10 AM that morning I deserved a war hell ride I deserved a war hell ride I deserved a war hell ride I deserved a war hell ride As we left the Bottleneck, me and Dale yelled at each other He called me a *** *** I called him a *** dipstick It was my fault for not being cool in Lawrence, Kansas that morning I deserved a war hell ride I deserved a war hell ride I deserved a war hell ride I deserved a war hell ride Budweiser, I'm proud to be your Bud