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Gah He's late AGAIN...
Oh you're here... I didn't notice.
Anyways, our reporter is not here, so I guess i'll take over for todays episode.
So anyways, our local thief Santa is some how turning around... He has given people gifts that look exactly like this.
It creates items, let me show you...
Anyways, let's report live the guy at the North Pole to find this thief Santa...
i am at north pale repatimg life
this santa bissuiniess is going far beyand what us can dew... he steel my toys and i was forced to go hear and steel dem beack!
he is a fony and nieds to bee brought to prisom
he is fair fram gewd
Anywais back too othar news,
we havce find trace of dino poop
its avery whare in dis place
i think me have same in pocket
let me check...
der, here is it, dis ***
AHHHHHHH
dis black magixz!!?!1
get dis black magixz aff me mon!!1!1!11!!111!1!1!
AHHHHHH
Ummm, What just happened to Camera 503?
Never mind that.
Anyways, I heard that poop he was holding were dino eggs, do you think that they still exist? Nawww
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Anyways, back to the news, let's report live to the man on the moon, has he found life forms yet? Find out after these breaks.
We're back with the news! Now let's report live to the man on the moon...
Guess he forgot his space suit...
Anyways that concludes this weeks SomethingRandomNews! Come again next week or when we're not lazy to make more.