Meet the Parents (2/10) Movie CLIP - Milking Cats (2000) HD

Dad, uh, Greg grew up in Detroit. He told me he grew up on a farm. - Do they have many farms in Detroit ? - No, Dina, no, not a lot. In fact, Jack, I should clarify this. I didn't actually grow up... on a farm per se. The house we grew up in was originally erected... in the early Dutch farm, colonial style. So that, plus we had a lot of pets-- - Which one did you milk then ? - Dad ! Honey, he said he pumped milk. What have you ever milked ? A cat. A cat ? I milked a cat once. You wanna hear a story ? Sure. My sister had a cat, and the cat birthed a litter of kittens. Must've been 30 of them, and there was this one little runt... this little sweet little... little-engine-that-could runt... who wanted to get up there and couldn't really get access to the-- to the-- to the-- to the-- to the ***. *** ? Dad. What have you. I went in and just simply, you know, just-- into a little saucer, then took the saucer and fed it to Geppetto-- that's what I named him. I had-- I had no idea you could milk a cat. Oh, yeah, you can milk anything with nipples. I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ? Okay, could we change the subject perhaps ? Oh ! Champagne, champagne. Yes. I thought maybe we could celebrate with a little bubbly. That'd be great. Good idea. Yum ! [ Mocking Jack ] "I have nipples. Can you milk me ?" Well, in a funny way, you've already seen Deb's ring. Mm-hmm, that's true. Would anybody care for a bottle of Oyster Bay Drug and Sundries finest champagne ? That is so sweet of you, Greg. Isn't that a nice gesture ? That's very nice. How could I have seen Debbie's ring, Mom ? Well, when I gave Bob the okay to propose to Deb, I put him in touch with my diamond guy, and he picked out the same design Kevin gave you. Kevin, your old boyfriend ? [ Clears Throat ] Thanks, Dad. Well, yeah, Kevin was Pam's fiancĂŠ. - [ Screams ] - Oh ! - [ Dina Whimpering ] - [ Groaning ] - Oh ! - [ Whimpering Continues ] - Oh, my God. J-Jinxy, no ! Psst ! - Oh ! -Jinxy, no ! - [ Urinating ] - [ Screaming ] - Oh, God. - Oh. - ***.