Mine Turtle Fo Kadiya

EVERYONE ELSE. JUST IGNORE THIS SHIT. MOVE ALONG. JUST...KEEP ON WALKING, HOMIE.

A'ight. So uh, Yeah. I'm gonna teach you the sign for Mine Turtle. This is awkward, I feel weird... Mine, Mine is also bomb. Which I have learned is like this. (pause, realization) I'm just talking to you, Kadiya. I don't care if anyone else sees this. Go like this like HEY, YOU'RE A LOSER. But you pull this in. (Thumb) Like G. Actually, it is G. Like, this. Drop! Drop, like a bomb dropping from a plane. And they showed it as, Poof. Like...POOF! ***' MAGIC AND ***, HOMIE! And then Turtle isn't this- I should start looking at the camera, I feel weird, so I can look at your soul. You're gonna get this and be like 'What the frig is wrong..' Uhm, FRIG! Yeah, so turtle, like this. You're like Hey! I'm thumbing my nose, ready to fight. That, Cover it. It's its shell. Turtle, turtle. Am I not Turtle-y enough for the Turtle Club? So either....or POOF! ***' Turtle. I hope this works, 'cause if it doesn't, I'mma Cry. I love you! I love you so much. I'mma brofist you 'cause Pewdiepie references. (Insert Pewdie noise here)