Jag Vill Leva - 2013

So you don't want anything? I said no. I don't eat junkfood. Okay, okay. You do as you want. But they really have good burgers here. So what did you order? A Royal Burger menu. The queue was pretty long so it will probably take a while. But it's cool. I'm not so hungry anyway. Fredrik? What is wrong with you?! What? First you let me wait a whole hour because you had to work overtime, - and then you brought me here when I told you I was hungry! To this place!? And you really don't get it. I can't help I have to work overtime. - It's not about that! - Then what's it about?! This is about you being irresponsible and always thinking about yourself! You are childish and honestly quite stupid! What the hell, if there's anyone who's egoistic and stupid, it's you! Really? How am I egoistic and stupid? Everything is always about you. You're always the one to decide things! You don't know how annoying you are! If that's how you feel, go. Be without me. I have to use the restroom. Sure. Good day. This meeting should not take long. I'm sure we'll be done within five minutes. What is going on? Is not your name Emelie Beatrice Olsson? I have to apologize then, I thought you knew. Knew what? Oh... Well this is a bit embarrassing. I was informed that you had known since last year. That makes this meeting a bit more difficult. I would have introduced myself if I had known. Death... Also called the Angel of Death or the Grim Reaper. I understand. Shaking hands with Death is nothing you want, I guess. Shall we get this over with then? If you're not in the mood for a game of chess, that is? No, joking aside. If you would be so kind and sign... - here. Do you want to borrow a pen? I don't know who you are or what you want, but could you please leave? No. Sorry. Then tell me what the hell is going on, because this is not funny. This happens quite often, you know. Unless the the dying already knows, then I'm welcomed as if I were Santa Claus himself. But your behavior is perfectly normal. How did you get everyone to sit so still? Where's Fredrik? Is this some kind of joke? Because if it is, it's not funny! I never joke... I'm dead serious. I apologize. But these meetings are the only times I get to have some fun. Otherwise, I work non-stop all the time. There are no vacations in this line of business. My colleagues doesn't have it much better, but what can you do about it? So if you would be so kind and sign here, - here, and... - here. That is to ensure the office that you deserve a class 9 afterlife treatment. Why should I sign anything?! I will do nothing until you explain why everyone is petrified! Well it would be impossible for me to do my job if I would experience time like you do. You could say that I'm everywhere and nowhere at the same time. So nothing moves because time has stopped? This is actually happening. It depends on how you look at it. Can anything happen when time stands still? I like those sort of philosophical questions. The ancient greeks were real good at that. I almost thought it was a shame when Socrates died. I'm dead. No. Not quite yet. What? Then tell me how I die! No, no, no! You must understand that I can't do that? It's one of the first confidentiality rules. If I'm going to die, I demand to know how! If you let the clients know how they will die, you risk that they will prevent their own deaths. And that would be a pain in the *** for "The Big Guy", if you know what I mean. No I don't. You know, people call it fate whether things are predetermined or not. You could sort of say that it is. He has written down when and where everyone is born and eventually dies, and also every major event in their lives, - but everything else is the free will, so to speak. Very funny, everyone! I'm dying of laughter! You can come out now, Fredrik! I'll leave if you don't! - I'm sorry, but I can't allow that. - Just stop it! Sit! I would like to say that I really don't have time for this, - but if there is anything I do have, it's time. Now, would you please sign. Stop. Come and sit down. Many wonder how I get people to sign their own death. At first I ask nicely, - but in eight of ten times I have to force them. Sign. I'm not the one you're after. It's not my time to die yet! Not yet! It is his will. I want to live. I want to live! Everyone does, more or less. Please. Please... Is it correct that your name is Emelie Beatrice Olsson? And you were born in Orebro the 23rd of november 1992? Sign. I was born in Gothenburg... I was born in Gothenburg and moved to Orebro when I was three. I will not fall for such simple... It's the truth! I came here when I was three years old! There must be something in your papers about an Emelie from Gothenburg! There must be! Give me a chance! Just take a look! There must be something about an Emelie from Gothenburg! Many have tried to fool me, but I shall give you a chance. I like you, somehow. Let's see. Here! I'll be damned. What do you know... Interesting. There must be two Emelies with the same name that was born at the exact same day. I must say, that is remarkable. I won't die. Not yet anyway. I'm rarely wrong, but it could lead to disastrous consequences. I am truly sorry, but... - I would like to have my pen back. And I guess I should say good luck to you two. If there's anything I can reveal it's that love is not predetermined. Love exists to give life meaning. Oh! Look, the time just flies by! But you said... I... I love you. I... I know I can have high demands, but sometimes you can be so childish. But... I forgive you. Can you forgive me? What have I missed? Just answer. Can you forgive me and start over? Yes. I love you so much. I love you too.