Mabel's Guide to Art

Mabel And that was Mabel's Guide to Flying. In conclusion, flying and falling are basically the same thing. (To the bird next to her) I am like you, now bird. (Whispering) We are now one! Intro: A techno mixed version of Mabel's voice calling herself plays while a montage of Mabel is played. Mabel Today: Mabel's Guide to Art! Cuts to Waddles resting. Mabel "Mabel's Guide" is filmed in front of an adorable atudio audience. Cuts to Mabel standing next to a moose statue. Mabel Art! It's all around us! (Cuts to a postcare of Egypt) From the big triangles of the desert, (cuts to a pen) to those pen that go like.. (leans the pen to make the hat part goes up) Brooop! (Does it again) Brooop! Static. Cuts to a video of an elephant painting. Mabel Ha ha! Even old Jumbo is getting in on the act. Don't put your day job, Jumbo! That's... That's really bad. Static. Cuts back to Mabel Mabel No one knows what art means or where it comes from, but one thing is for sure: I'm great at it! Cuts to a tabel. Mabel puts her picture she drew at 2 on it. Mabel At age 2, I was natually gifted. (Puts an other picture) At age 5, I was a master of portrait. (Puts another picture) Age 7 was a time of free exploration! Cuts back to Mabel Mabel But it everything changed when I saw this amazing caricature! (Takes out a caricature of Dipper) Dipper (Takes the picture) Gimme that, gimme that. Mabel What could make it even better you ask? I give you.. (Takes out a cat-icature of Dipper) the "Cat-icature!" Mabel Just compare this amazing likeness to Dipper! Dipper That doesn't look anything like me. Mabel (Interrupting) You're right it does look exactly like you! The scene pauses and the caption and the song Stan Uh, it's just the same crummy cat face with a different hat each time. Mabel Exactly! And I sell'em for 10 dollars each. Stan You need an agent? I am now your agent. Static. Cuts to a cat-icature of Toby. Mabel hands this picture to Toby. Toby It looks exactly like me! Right down to my actual cat whiskers that the doctors can't explain! (Hugs the picture) Meow meow meow! Mabel You're always weirder than I remember. Static. Cuts to Stan selling the cat-icatures. Stan Mabel! These cat-icatures are sellin' like hot cakes! Mabel Cat-icatures are good. But I've moved on to the next level. Behold.. (Takes out a cat which has a picture on it's stomach) "Humani-cat-icatures!" The scene pauses and a caption written "Humanicaticature!" appears with a short powerful song. The customer who came to buy the cat-icature wants to buys the humanicaticatures. Stan (Happily yelling) Somebody get this girl more cats! Static. Cuts to Mabel with cats all around her. Her clothes and hair are clawed by a cat. Mabel That's it for Mabel's guide to art. Where we learned sometimes you have to suffer for your art. (To the cat) Here kitty, here kitty kitty... The cat jumps and attacks Mabel in her face. Mabel falls. Mabel It actually kinda tickles. Static. Site navigation