George Michael Jokes

Q: Why is George Michael's 8 week jail sentence too harsh? A: He has to serve the sentence in a women's prison! Q: What do George Michael and Bill Cosby have in common? A: They both have brown dicks... Q: Why was George Michael's automobile insurance canceled? A: He was rear-ended too many times. Q: What's the title of George Michael's new single? A: 8 weeks in a Chocolate Factory! Q: What has George Michael got in common with the Chilean miners? A: Both will be free after 8 weeks of heavy drilling. Q: Why is the real world going to be harsher than George Michael's 8 week jail sentence? A: Because now he has to solicit sex on a Razor scooter! Q: What’s the difference between George Michael and a Microwave? A: A microwave stops when you open the door! Q: How did George Michael find out he was dyslexic? A: He misread the sign "Have a walk in our park." Q: What has Evel Kenevil and George Michael got in common? A: Both have skid marks on their helmets. Q: Why did George Michael never get married? A: Because he couldn't fit two in a sun bed! Q: What's white, jelly like and runs down a public toilet wall? A: George Michael's latest release! Q: Have you heard that George Michael was found dead in the toilet? A: Apparently the cause of death was a massive stroke! Q: What are George Michael's favourite Baseball teams? A: The Expos and the Yanks! Q: Why isn't George Michael allowed to vote? A: Because he can't go into a cubicle alone!