Tuborg Mann Ep2 - Heineken

A film written and directed by With as the protector of Scala cinema Hi Sander, where are you off to? I'm gonna go watch "The Ugly Truth" OK, sooo are you in need of a ticket or..? No no, I've got one already, I just wanted to tell you how lovely your hair look OK! Thanks, but you better hurry, the movie's gonna play in ten minutes I'll do that... Damn it, Sander, -nice hair, Marie- weird that pick-up line didn't work, huh? Charm yourself in on the girl like when you're TuborgMann Now walk over to Trine and go: "what up, your dad must be a thief, 'cause he has stolen the stars, and given them to you as eyes" Yea, that's more like TuborgMann, kind of like the ladies' man. OK, showtime What up Trine you ladies' man... crap,, um,, your dad must be a thief, 'cause,,, he steals stuff and,, and he's given it to you in the star No, wait, let me try one more time... Am I bleeding? Du hast it nicht so guut? -No, not really Hier, take a Heineken, und du will feel better all over again Did somebody say Haineken? -Heineken! Please? Just a moment, I gotta go,,, uh,,, ***! Ja, out mit die Danish food, in mit die Deutche Heineken Bier TuborgMann! Are you aware that it violates the rules, to bring your own liquids to the movies? Ach so, you wanna feigt? HeinekenMann! My arch nemisis Crap, I've been captured! -Arch TuborgMann, yuu are awake HeinekenMann, you'll never get away with this Just wait und see, TuborgMann, dis time ich will successfully change alles of the Bier in Scala, zu über super tolle Heineken Bier [evil manly laughter] As usual, I'll make sure you don't Ach, TuborgMann, du bist so naive Say auf Wiedersehen to your Wienerschnitzel How do yuu like dat, TuborgMann? It tickled -Das, das did ich not expect you to say, but du kann nicht hold that PokerFace all day, Lady GaGa Ich bin so spaß How the Führer do yuu do it? It would've probably helped, had the chair been bottomless Bottoms up? -No, just like the chair in Casino Royale, it's bottomless, so that the rope has access to his balls. How could you miss that? Es was ein detail, ich must have had uverlooked But come on, seriously. Was the movie too scary for you to -watch- it? Es,, es was a very scary scene, I hat to look aufway einem few times Ja, laugh all you want, TuborgMann, laugh while I make yuu watch mine movie Oh no, how scary, a movie Es ist "Sarah Palin the movie'! german synchronized! NOOOOO -HA HA HAA, nothing kann saif you now! Who the Führer are you? ClassicGirl, and your worst nightmare ClassicGirl, and your worst nightmare,,'s new sidekick Perfect timing,,, new,, s-sidekick Thank you for th- Thank you for the help -Any time I'm just so glad you're alright Auf Wiedersehen, lovebirds Oh no, he's getting away! -Don't worry, I got it ACH NEIN, ich bin trapped inside!!! Heineken? Wanna try? -With pleasure Subtitles from MDMart.dk Nice little show indeed, but when's the movie gonna start? Yea and how long does it take that guy to take a dump?