Would You Rather 1

tell me do you ever think that you are possessed by a demon? do you ever think that need to pee? have you ever gagged on chicken? Are you ever forced to listen to crappy music? well us peoples at two girls in flannel can help you. just go pick up your dog and talk to him like he's a screaming infant and you haven't slept in three days. but if your dog starts struggling put it down because its not right to treat dogs like infants and cats do it anyway. why am i listening to lady gaga? maybe somebody was like OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and his friend was all "dude that's a moose" THAT'S A FROG "dude that's a moose" "IIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTSSSSS A CAT, GEORGE! I'VE NEVER SEEN A CAT BEFORE I DIDN'T THINK THEY HAD ANTLERS so his friend says "dude, my name is Jeremiah, what pills "dude, my name is Jeremiah, what pills are you on? and then he hoped onto the moose's back and rode of into the sunset, leaving Jeremiah standing alone in the middle of a lake wondering who that guy was and how wondering who that guy was and how he just rode a wild moose into the sunset at 2:00 in the afternoon. i mean how did dogs get named dogs? or giraffes? neither makes i mean how did dogs get named dogs? or giraffes? if i were to name a species i would call them Marphoosai, because its an absolutely ridiculous name... hold on, let me see if marphoosai actually hold on, let me see if marphoosai actuallyexist..... nope! nope! i want french fries like really bad. but town is like 2 hours away and i cant drive. why but town is like 2 hours away and i cant drive. why would someone threaten to shoot a guy for using a leaf blower. leaf blower sounds really leaf blower sounds really dirty now. I'm kind of tired. i wish magic existed. don't you? trouble for gluing the boy i had a crush on to his chair. my teacher sent us both home my teacher sent us both home with notes to give to our parents and then we never got in trouble because our parents just laughed. and to to this day nobody believes that and to to this day nobody believes that i actually managed to completely glue somebody o their chair. actually managed to completely glue somebody o their chair. somebody o their chair.