Shelf Life - Bug boy's beef #1

BUG BOY: Hi and welcome to Bug Boy's Beef. This is where I, Bug Boy, talk about stuff and sometimes read mail. HERO MAN O.S: Well what if I wanted to read the mail? BUG BOY: You can't read, just hold the camera. HERO MAN: O.S: Ah.. touché. Will do. BUG BOY: So today I'd like - HERO MAN O.S: Rolling! BUG BOY: Okay.. today I'd like - HERO MAN O.S: A-aand action! HERO MAN O.S: Right side, may man, go ahead. BUG BOY: Snake, take the camera away from him. HERO MAN O.S: Hey, what... HERO MAN: Ah, I'll be over here. BUG BOY: Okay... BUG BOY: Right, today I'd like to answer some viewer mail. BUG BOY: Um, this one is from BigBangClang who says that they're - addicted to it - "it" being our show. XX FrozenFlower says, "I'm addicted to these." Now our lawyer has told us to say Shelf Life is an addictive drug. It's clearly labeled on the package: "This product will probably kill you." Monkey Kingdom Productions and Ultimatum Entertainment may not be held responsible for - any inevitable deaths associated with the show. They may also not be held responsible for - Anyone intentionally or unintentionally - driven mad or made pregnant by Bug Boy's roguishly good looks. Okay, I added that last part. But that's just science, folks. HERO LASS O.S: Uh, the kid's coming! BUG BOY: Okay, that's all the time we got for today on Bug Boy's Beef. We'll see you next time.