Study Night

You're the dude...You're the dude... You're the dude... You're the dude...You're the dude... You're the dude... You're the dude...You're the dude... You're the dude... You're the dude...You're the dude... You're the dude... you're the king... you're the king... you're the king... Who, me? Not you, Azathoth! The Blind God, thrice-cursed! The god of realms beyond! Shub Niggurath! Nglh p'wnlugi, ia! Ia, ia.... Is everything ready? Yes. I bought some goat's blood, a cat's head and a package of tissues. And the coupon? Oh, right, here you go. Saving is the key to success in the Beyond. Doesn't hurt the Here, either... Indeed. So, how's Ivan? Still dead. Shame... Don't worry. Once the ritual is complete, he'll be as good as alive. He'll be alive! As good as. Don't push it. Now, go and wake up Andrija. Andrijaaaa? Andrija, would you maybe like to come out? Yes, yes, out, out, listen... C'mon, let me out! Clear the exit, for ***'s sake! -Ok, no need to be so ***... -C'mon! Uh. Best nap ever. Thanks. It's a bit tricky getting out. Why were you in there anyway? Look, I'm as straight as an Apache. What, Apaches are straight? Allegedly... I'm a Bedouin, what do I know. What's going on here? Ivan's still dead? Unfortunately. And he'll stay that way until the stars align. And when will that be? Another two minutes. Ok, look. I don't want to cause any problems, now that we've started and all... But, why can't we get someone else to give us lessons? NO! Ivan was excellent at advanced algebra! How dare you soil his memory? -Look man, I didn't mean--- -I THINK SO TOO! You're not worthy of simplifying his fractions! Don't even bother, I already tried. The man decided to bring him back from the dead, the man will bring him back from the dead. Ok, but, will there be any consequences? Probably not. There you go, you've got nothing to fear. Probably. Probably.... Give me a cigarette, please. I'm all out. C'mon, you've got one more. Nope. Well check! After the ritual. Fine. Does Mr. Trpimir from 3B smoke? Don't know. What about Mrs. Trpimir? Don't know. What about Mrs. Boškovic from 5B? I don't know. Look, you can go and check. Be right back. How's it goin', man? It's coming along. Thank you Slavko. Will it be finished anytime soon? Yeah, soon, Slavk--- What? Soon...? Mirko? Mirko is not here. Ohkaaay. It's Ivan. Heeey, dude! What's up? Eh, nothing. How are you? Can't complain. You do know you're dead, right? Ah, yes, it happens. Ok... Hey! Found any cigarettes? Never mind that. Listen, there's Jehovah's witnesses out there, handing out Watchtowers. I ran away as fast as I could. They're satanic cultists, I'm telling you.... What's going on here? Oh, Ivan took over Mirko's body from beyond the grave. Hoooo! Waddup, dawg? Hello. Well hi... So, what's up? How's it down there? Can't complain. So you're having a good time? No. Literally. They won't let me complain. Heh, *** it. Hey, man, we're trying to summon you to this world. Would that work? Wait, let me ask. No, doesn't look like it would. Look, do they even know why we need you? They have no idea, man. They know jack ***. They're wearing mullets. Business in the back, party in the front. NO! No, that's not cool. He's in hell. Where else would he be? Of course, of course, right... Listen, Ivan, dude, c'mon... We need you for like three seconds. Just some short lessons. Advanced algebra, right? Ah, you know prof. Miletić. I mean, we're writing the exam tomorrow. And you morons still aren't studying? -Ah, you know how it goes... -Weeell, no... You sons of ***! Fine, let me ask. Ah, they're nagging but... It looks like I'll manage to come over. Awesome, dude! Now that's what I'm talking about! Should be any minute now... Ivan? Ivaaan? What? Which Ivan? Ivan's still dead down there. What are you two on about? Gone. Gone... With the wind.... Wait, was Ivan here? For a short while. But, listen... Looks like he won't be coming back. Not coming back, eh? We always have next term. Yeah, *** it. Poker? Sure. C'mon, deal... Hold 'em? -Sure. -Sure. Listen, just because you're the dealer doesn't mean you don't have to pay up. Cheers. I'll raise. C'mon, raise... ...or check? That's what she said! I'm the DUDE! Raise! Shlyivaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrghhh Duuuuuuuude!