Sunshine Malibu Johnny / Johnnycicle

♪♪♪ ♪ Got a head of fiery hair ♪ ♪ And a turbo-charged backpack ♪ ♪ His genius sisters use him like a lab rat ♪ ♪ A neat freak Dad at home ♪ ♪ A super busy Mom ♪ ♪ The boy's best friend is a talking dog ♪ ♪ Talking dog ♪ That's right! ♪ Three extreme teens and an air-breathing shark ♪ ♪ Mega action game-controller, skating in the park ♪ ♪ A pharabooster, Bling Bling ♪ ♪ What do we make of this? ♪ ♪ Johnny Test! ♪ ♪ Johnny Test! ♪ ♪ This is the life of a boy named Johnny Test! ♪ ♪ Johnny Test! ♪ ♪ Johnny Test! ♪ ♪ This is the life of a boy named Johnny Test! ♪ (Fireworks whistle and explode) ♪♪♪ (CLOCK TICKS) DO IT. DO IT. DO...IT. GAH... NO... (ANXIOUS WHIMPER) (MINUTE HAND CLUNKS, BELL DINGS) JOHNNY: IT'S SUMMER VACATION! STUDENTS: (SCREAM EXCITEDLY) TEACHERMAN: WHA! OH! D'OH! WAIT... THAT WAS THE BELL FOR FIRST PERIOD. AH, WHAT THE HECK. LET'S GO FISHING! TALK TO ME, DOG. WHAT ARE WE DOING FIRST? I WAS THINKING THAT WE MIGHT GO BIKING THROUGH EUROPE AND WORK ON EXPANDING YOUR VOCABULARY. JOHNNY: SAY WHA? NOW, WHAT DOES "NUANCE" MEAN? DUDE, I WANT SUN. I WANT FUN. I WANNA CHARGE THE BEACH AND SCORE SOME BIG FAT TASTY WAVES! DUKEY: "NUANCE." COME ON, WHAT DOES IT MEAN? OKAY, I'M NOT INTO THE BEACH IDEA. OH, DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE AFRAID OF THE OCEAN? IT'S COMPLICATED. YOU SEE, JOHNNY, BACK IN THE DAY, I WAS A LIFEGUARD DOG. I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE THAT. IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME, JOHNNY. A TIME TO BE YOUNG, TO BE IN LOVE! IS THIS STORY GONNA TAKE LONG? I WILL GO AND BUILD SANDCASTLES, BUT I WILL NOT GO IN THE WATER. FINE. NOW LET'S GO TO THE BEACH! STOP RIGHT THERE, JOHNNY TEST. YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL YOU PUT SUNSCREEN ON FIRST! OH, RIGHT, MOM... SUNBLOCK. AND... (KARATE GRUNT) (SUNBLOCK SPLATTERS) SO THAT'S HOW YOU WANNA PLAY IT? WELL, YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE THE SPF POWERS OF... SUNBLOCK MOM! WOO-HOO! GERONI-BUNGA BABY AND... HEY, WHERE ARE THE WAVES? GIL: GONZO, JOHNNY-BRA. I FEAR THAT MY DREAM OF RIDING A WAVE ALL THE WAY TO AUSTRALIA WILL NOT HAPPEN TODAY. YOU DO KNOW YOU CAN'T SURF TO AUSTRALIA, RIGHT? SOMEDAY MY WAVE WILL FIND ME. AHHH! UCH! ACH! (SPITS) NICE SANDCASTLE. DUKEY: UH, ACTUALLY, IT'S A SAND MANSION, AND I'LL BE INSIDE AND AWAY FROM THE WATER IF YOU NEED ME. NO WAVES? A DOG THAT WON'T GO IN THE WATER WITH ME? TO THE LAB! HEY THERE, GREAT, WONDERFUL SISTERS, I NEED YOU TO MAKE SOME WAVES - MONDO-BUNGA WAVES. THE KIND OF WAVES THAT YOU CAN RIDE ALL THE WAY TO AUSTRALIA! JOHNNY, WE ARE ON THE VERGE OF INVENTING AN ALTERNATIVE FORM OF ENERGY SO ABUNDANT... THAT IT WILL REVERSE GLOBAL WARMING AND PROBABLY BRING WORLD PEACE. THEN WHO'S GONNA TELL GIL NEXT DOOR, WHO'S AT THE BEACH RIGHT NOW, WITH HIS SHIRT OFF, PRAYING FOR WAVES, THAT HE CAN'T RIDE ANY? MARY AND SUSAN: GIL'S AT THE BEACH?! I SAID SHIRTLESS, RIGHT? THIS CAN WAIT. JOHNNY: OOH, AND CAN YOU MAKE ME A NEW BOARD TOO, ONE THAT WILL MAKE ME AN AMAZING SURFER? 'CAUSE I JUST REALIZED I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO SURF. HOW MANY FINS DO YOU WANT? MOM: JOHNNY TEST. TIME FOR YOU TO GET SUNBLOCKED! ARGH! (LEAPING KARATE GRUNTS) COOL OUTFIT, MOM. BUT YOU'LL NEVER GET ME 'CAUSE SUNBLOCK IS COLD AND ICKY! OKAY, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE TRAP DOORS IN THE HOUSE? MARY: BY PUMPING MILLIONS OF GALLONS OF WATER ONTO THE OCEAN FLOOR, YOU CAN CREATE ANY KIND OF WAVE YOU WANT. (WATER GURGLES THEN BLASTS) (WAVES WHOOSH) SUSAN: AND THESE SPECIAL SATELITE CAMERAS MONITOR THE SURF CONDITIONS. AND OUR SPECIAL GPS - GIL POSITIONING SYSTEM - CAMERAS MONITOR... SUSAN AND MARY: SHIRTLESS GIL NEXT DOOR. JOHNNY: AND MY TOTALLY AWESOME SELF SHREDDING SURFBOARD? HM? I LOVE MY CRAZY SISTERS AND SURFING AND SUMMER VACATION! GIL: YO! WAY TO RIP IT UP, JOHNNY BRO! NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL "FUN IN THE SUN!" AND THIS IS CALLED "SPF 50!" HA HA HA! (WHOOSH) DARN, THAT BOY'S GOOD! JOHNNY: (LEAPING GRUNT) WHAT'RE YOU HIDING FROM? COME ON, THE WAVES ARE AMAZING AND MAN, THIS PLACE IS IMPRESSIVE. AND SO WAS SHE, JOHNNY. HM? DUKEY: HER NAME WAS BEATRICE. SHE WASHED UP ON THE SHORE ONE DAY. I SAVED HER BY PUSHING HER BACK INTO THE SURF AND SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH ME, HARD. BUT IT ENDED BADLY. I MEAN, I'M A DOG AND SHE'S A GIANT *** WHALE, RIGHT? SO YOU'RE HIDING IN A SANDCASTLE SO A WHALE WON'T FIND YOU? DUKEY: IT'S A SAND-MANSION. (WATER GURGLES AND BLASTS) DUKEY: WHICH I NOW HAVE TO REBUILD. I TOLD YOU THE WAVES WERE HUGE AND THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST SUMMER EVER. HIT THE ROAD, PEE-WEE, THESE ARE OUR WAVES AND OUR BEACH NOW. YEAH, YOU TELL HIM, MOONKITTY. UM... THE BEACH AND THE WAVES ARE FOR EVERYONE. NO, IT'S FOR LOCALS ONLY, AND I SAY WE'RE THE ONLY LOCALS. LOCALS? MOONKITTY? SINCE WHEN DID THIS BECOME A BAD '60S BEACH MOVIE? SINCE WE FIXED THE RECORD PLAYER. ('60S SURF MUSIC PLAYS) MOONKITTY: NOW COME ON, EVERYBODY! LET'*** THOSE BIG TASTY WAVES. (BOARD FIZZLES) SURFER GANG: (LAUGHING) OH, HE HAS NO IDEA WHO HE'S DEALING WITH, DOES HE? MARY AND SUSAN: (AMOROUS SIGHS) YOU WANT A BIG WAVE, MOON-DORKY? WELL, HERE IT COMES! SUSAN: JOHNNY, JUST MAKE SURE YOU DON'T TURN THE WAVE SETTING PAST MEDIUM. THAT'S LIKE THE MIDDLE, RIGHT? (GROUND RUMBLES, WATER GURGLES AND BLASTS) HUH?! BOTH: JOHNNY, YOU TURNED IT UP TO TIDAL WAVE! NO, I TURNED IT TO "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, JOHNNY." BOTH: BECAUSE THAT MEANS TIDAL WAVE! WHY DO I HEAR ALARMS? ALARMS SCARE DUKEY MORE THAN WHALE LOVE. BUT THIS GUY WAS A JERK AND BROKE MY BOARD AND... I DON'T WANNA MISS THIS! MOONKITTY: LISTEN, WEIRD HAIR DUDE. HOW COME YOU'RE NOT IN THE WATER? I GOT TO THINKING, AND YOU'RE RIGHT. THE BEACH IS FOR EVERYONE AND SO ARE THE WAVES. SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY, PEE WEE? LET'S GRAB A SESH TOGETHER. (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) MOONKITTY: GOTTA LOVE DUCT TAPE, RIGHT? YEAH, ONE SMALL PROBLEM. ACTUALLY, IT'S KINDA BIG. (RUMBLING) SURFER GANG: AAAHHHHH! CROWD: (GASPS AND SCREAMS) OKAY, I MIGHT'VE OVERREACTED, SO, TURN OFF THE TIDAL WAVE BEFORE IT HITS MY NEW SURFER BUDDIES AND WIPES OUT PORKBELLY BEACH FOREVER! JOHNNY, ONCE A SWELL HAS STARTED, THERE'S NO TURNING IT OFF! SUSAN: AND GIL IS STILL OUT THERE! CH'YA, I KNEW MY BIG WAVE WOULD COME IN SOMEDAY. (RUMBLING) THAT'S REALLY BIG... A LITTLE TOO BIG... (RUMBLING) AH...AH...HEEEELLLP! WE HAVE TO SAVE THE BEACH, AND GIL, AND SUMMER! JOHNNY TEST, IT'S TIME FOR... UH, TRYIN' TO STOP A TIDAL WAVE HERE, MOM! (RUMBLING) AAHHHHHHHHH! JOHNNY, QUICK! USE YOUR SELF-SHREDDING SURFBOARD AND SAVE GIL! RIGHT! (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) DARN IT! SUSAN & MARY: AAAHHHHH! SO YOU'RE SURE THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP THAT WAVE? A SUPER STRONG WHIRLPOOL COULD REDIRECT THE SWELL BACK OUT TO SEA. BUT WHERE ARE WE GONNA GET A GIANT *** WHALE TO MAKE ONE?! NO. I-I CAN'T. YOU HAVE TO! NOW SLAP ON YOUR RED MAN-KINI AND CALL BEATRICE, DOG! BOTH: WHO'S BEATRICE? YOU OWE ME BIG TIME! ♪♪♪ (IMITATING A WHALE CALL) O-NEE-WHOOO! O-NEE-WHOOO! (AMOROUS WHALE CALLS) UH, NO TIME FOR SMALL TALK, MY SWEET. MAKE A GIANT WHIRLPOOL! FOR ME. BEATRICE: (BELLOWS ANGRILY) (GROANS) UM, CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS LATER? (RUMBLING) GIL: SOMEBODY HEEELP! (BELLOWS) OH FINE, YES. YOU CAN. NOW GO! (BELLOWS HAPPILY) WHAT DID YOU JUST AGREE TO? OH, YOU'LL FIND OUT. (WATER SWOOSHES) GIL: (PANICKED PANTING) I SAID... HEEELLLP! (WAVE RUSHES) JOHNNY: YOU GUYS MAKE AN AMAZING WAVE MACHINE BY THE WAY. KEEP SWIMMING, MY SWEET! BEATRICE: (BELLOWS) (BELLOWING) JOHNNY: YES! SHE DID IT! SHE SAVED THE BEACH AND SHE SAVED MY SUMMER! ('60S SURF MUSIC PLAYS) BOTH: BUT WHAT ABOUT GIL?! (BUTTONS BEEP, SUSAN AND MARY GASP) (EXCITED LAUGHTER) WHOO-HOO! YAH-HA-HA! UH, SHOULD WE CALL THE COAST GUARD? EHN, LET HIM RIDE. HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S HAVING FUN. WOO-HOOOOOOO! AND TOMORROW WE'LL ALL COME BACK AND HAVE EVEN MORE FUN IN THE SUN! (GRUNTS) O-O-OW, IT HURTS! WELL, MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU'LL LISTEN TO... SUNBLOCK MOM. I WILL. I PROMISE. OHHH! DAD: JOHNNY, WHO WAS THAT? AND SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY THERE'S A WHALE IN OUR POOL?! (BELLOWS HAPPILY) GIRLS?! GIRLS?! I AGREED TO LET HER LIVE CLOSER TO ME. HEH. IT'S TEMPORARY. SO IS GIL OKAY? IT'S SAFE TO SAY, LITTLE BROTHER... SUSAN: THAT YOU GAVE HIM THE WAVE HE'S BEEN WAITING FOR HIS WHOLE LIFE. WHOOO-HOOOOO! YEAH-HA-HA! WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA, MATE. COOL-BEANS. ('60S SURF MUSIC PLAYS) THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST SUMMER EVER. (LAUGHS) OW! AS SOON AS THE SUNBURN GOES AWAY. OHHH... ♪♪♪ DUKEY: WEE! (LAUGHING GIDDILY) TWO SCOOPS OF EVERYTHING WITH SPRINKLES AND WAFFLE CONES AND HOT FUDGE AND EXTRA WAFFLE CONES! HOW ABOUT TWO SCOOPS OF REVENGE, JOHNNY TEST! (LAUGHS) (CRAZED LAUGHTER) HUH! HO! I GOT IT! I GOT IT! OOF. HUH? AND I GOT REVENGE! (MANIACAL LAUGHTER) DUKEY: (LAUGHING) WHOA! JOHNNY: TAG! YOU'RE IT! (LAUGHS) OOF! (ICE BLASTS) REVENGE! YOU'RE IT! (CRAZED LAUGHTER) (METALLIC CLINK) I CAN'T GO THROUGH LIFE LIKE THIS! AND MY ARMS ARE TIRED FROM CHISELING YOU OUT. TO THE LAB! MARY: ALL YOU DO, JOHNNY, IS ENTER THE MAKE-OVER MACHINE, THEN SELECT WHAT "LOOK" YOU'RE GOING FOR. SUSAN: SMART, SASSY, GLAMOROUS, GOTH... AND YOU HAVE YOUR NEW LOOK AND WE WILL HAVE GIL NEXT DOOR. BUT I DON'T CARE ABOUT A DUMB MAKE-OVER MACHINE. I NEED SOMETHING THAT'LL STOP BRAIN FREEZER FROM FREEZING ME! FINE. WE'VE BEEN EXPERIMENTING WITH THERMAL NUCLEAR UNDERWEAR. IT WITHSTANDS COLD UP TO 100 BELOW. AND ANY FROZEN REVENGE FROM BRAIN FREEZER. AWESOME! (PULLING GRUNTS) I HAVE TO TEST THE MAKE-OVER MACHINE, DON'T I? (MACHINE BEEPS) (MACHINE WHIRS, JOHNNY SCREAMS) WHAT?! WE HAD IT SET FOR "GLAMOROUS." UM, I DON'T THINK IT WORKED. GET BACK IN, JOHNNY! JOHNNY: UNGH! (MACHINE WHIRS, JOHNNY SCREAMS) STILL DARK AND UGLY. GO BACK TO "GLAMOROUS!" (MACHINE WHIRS, JOHNNY SCREAMS) WELL, THE "GOTH" SETTING IS WORKING. BUT I DON'T WANT GOTH, I WANT GLAMOROUS! AND I WANNA STOP BRAIN FREEZER'S FROZEN REVENGE! LATERS! (LAUGHING) THREE, TWO, ONE. HELLO, JOHNNY TEST, SO ICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. (LAUGHS) HEY, WHAT GIVES? IS IT ME, BRAIN FREEZER, OR IS IT HOT OUT HERE? BUT IT'S ABOUT TO GET VERY COLD! (EVIL LAUGHTER) (ICE GUN WHIRS AND BLASTS) BRAIN FREEZER: (EVIL LAUGHTER) (ARCTIC WIND BLOWS) NOOO! (CRYING) OH MAN! LOOK, HE'S CRYING. DON'T SAY IT, JOHNNY. DON'T. (SOBBING) DON'T...SAY IT. UH... ARE YOU OKAY? I'M LONELY. I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY IT! I WASN'T ALWAYS EVIL. I WAS JUST LIKE YOU, JOHNNY. A KID WITH DREAMS OF OPENING A COFFEE SHOP AT THE UNIVERSITY WHERE A JAZZ TRIO COULD PLAY AND COLLEGE KIDS COULD UNWIND WITH MY FROZEN COFFEE BEVERAGES. UH HUH. GREAT. NOW SKIP TO THE PART WHERE YOU WENT ALL NUTS. WELL, IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL SPRING DAY ON CAMPUS... I REMEMBER SHE ORDERED A NO FOAM LATTE. SHE WAS PERFECT. JOHNNY: THEN WHAT HAPPENED? BRAIN FREEZER: I ASKED HER IF SHE WANTED TO SEE SOME JAZZ WITH ME THAT NIGHT, BUT SHE SAID SHE WAS BUSY. SO I LOST IT AND I VOWED TO DEVOTE MY COLD HEART TO WREAKING ICED HAVOC AS THE BRAIN FREEZER! (CRAZED LAUGHTER) (LAUGHING) AAHHHHH! UM, DO YOU THINK YOU MIGHT'VE OVERREACTED?! IT CROSSED MY MIND. WELL, IT'S SET! ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS HELP YOU FIND ANOTHER SPECIAL GIRL, GET YOU A DATE WITH HER SO YOU'LL STOP FREEZING ME! OH, COULD YOU, JOHNNY?! I'LL STOP FREEZING YOU. I WILL! I WILL! UNGH! TO...THE...LAB. BRAIN FREEZER: OKAY, ENOUGH WITH THE PUSHING. WHAT IS THIS PLACE? I COULD... AAAGHH! I NEED TO FIND BRAIN FREEZER LOVE. SO MAKE HIM OVER, PSYCHO-SISTERS! IT'S STILL STUCK ON "GOTH" MODE. WE'LL TAKE IT. I MEAN, HAVE YOU SEEN HIM. (CHUCKLES) NOT MUCH TO LOOK AT. BRAIN FREEZER: I HEARD THAT! (MACHINE WHIRS, GARBLED SCREAMS) I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, JOHNNY. LOOK, BF, CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN. AND YOUR FREEZE-SUIT AND HELMET ARE SCARY AND OFF-PUTTING, BUT THIS OUTFIT SAYS, "HEY, I WON'T FREEZE YOU AND BE AS SCARY." NOW, LET'S GET TO CAMPUS AND BREAK IN YOUR NEW LOOK! STUDENTS: VAMPIRE! GET HIM! VAMPIRE! HUH? I GUESS GOTH DOES MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A VAMPIRE. (GROANS) MAYBE WE NEED HIGHER POWER SOURCE? IT'S STILL STUCK ON GOTH. (GRUNTED CHATTER) PERHAPS YOU MIGHT HAVE SOME OTHER MATCHMAKING ADVICE FOR US, SINCE YOU'RE GIRLS AND WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT YOUR STRANGE "SPECIES." GIRLS LIKE HONESTY. BINGO! A NICE GIRL READING. AND SHE LIKES COFFEE. BRAIN FREEZER: OH! SHE'S PERFECT, AND BY PERFECT I MEAN I'LL TAKE ANYTHING. NOW GO UP TO HER AND BE "HONEST." HI! I'M LONELY AND NERVOUS AND I'VE SPENT SOME TIME IN JAIL FOR TRYING TO FREEZE PORKBELLY. (SCREAMS) GAAAAAAHHHH! I THINK HE WAS A BIT TOO HONEST. (TOOLS CLANK) SUSAN: TRY ON-LINE DATING. JOHNNY: OKAY, ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS FILL OUT THIS QUESTIONNAIRE AND YOU'RE IN LOVEY-DOVEY CITY. NOW, WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES? FREEZING PEOPLE AND SEEKING REVENGE. COOKING AND PLAYING TENNIS. NOW, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A DATE? A HOT GIRL WHO LIKES ICE COFFEE. SOMEONE TO WALK WITH ON THE BEACH AND TALK ALL NIGHT WITH. PERFECT. NOW TO DRAG A PICTURE OF SOME HANDSOME GUY OFF THE WEB AS YOUR PROFILE PICTURE... OH MY STARS, I'M GORGEOUS! NOW LET'S PICK OUT YOUR MATCH! BRAIN FREEZER: OH! OH! RIGHT THERE! THE SUPER PRETTY ONE! "COFFEE LOVER 239." OH, COFFEE LOVER 239, I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU. COFFEE LOVER 239: I'M COFFEE LOVER 239. GAAAAH! KISS ME, YOU FOOL! BRAIN FREEZER: (STRUGGLING GRUNTS) ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO GET HIM A DATE OR JUST GETTING YOUR OWN REVENGE? PROBABLY A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH. MARY: IF WE COULD FIND A PORTABLE PARTICLE BED REACTOR, FUELLED WITH URANIUM DIOXIDE SPHERES, IT COULD GET THE "GLAMOROUS" SETTING WORKING. OH, OKAY, AND WHY DON'T I JUST PULL THAT OUT OF MY... JOHNNY: WE'RE STRIKING OUT BIG TIME. HANS..... (FAINTING GRUNT) JOHNNY, GIRLS ARE COMPLICATED, BUT THERE ARE MILLIONS OUT THERE! WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE TO HAVE NO FEAR AND ASK A BUNCH OF THEM OUT AND EVENTUALLY ONE WILL SAY YES! OKAY... (BIKE BELL DINGS, STUDENTS GIGGLE) REMEMBER, NO FEAR. DON'T BE SCARED AND FIND THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE. BRAIN FREEZER: HEY, LADIES! ANYONE LOOKING TO CHILL OUT WITH A HOT DUDE? BIKERS: (MENACING GROWLS) WE ARE HORRIBLE MATCHMAKERS. I'M DEAD. BIKERS: (SHOUTING ANGRILY) YOU KNOW BRAIN FREEZER MIGHT GIVE UP THE WHOLE DATING SCENE AND GO BACK TO THE REVENGE SCENE. YEAH, THAT HAS CROSSED MY MIND. BRAIN FREEZER: (EVIL LAUGHTER) (ICE BLOCKS CRASH) (LAUGHS) JOHNNY TEST! I AM DONE DATING AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOUR DATE WITH REVENGE... FROM MEGA-BRAIN FREEZER! (CRAZED LAUGHTER) WHAT THE HECK IS A MEGA-BRAIN FREEZER? (SUIT WHIRS) ASK A SILLY QUESTION... MEGA COOL, RIGHT? IT VIOLATES MY PROBATION, BUT SO DOES MY PORTABLE PARTICLE BED REACTOR FUELED WITH URANIUM DIOXIDE ICE SPHERES! HA HA HA! (ICE RAY BLASTS) AND I JUST REMEMBERED I'M NOT WEARING MY THERMAL NUCLEAR UNDERWEAR. DUKEY: RUN. JOHNNY: YEP. JOHNNY AND DUKEY: (FLEEING SCREAMS) (ICE RAY BLASTS) JOHNNY AND DUKEY: (PANICKED WHIMPERS) BRAIN FREEZER: (CRAZED LAUGHTER) YOU CANNOT ESCAPE MY REVENGE THIS TIME, JOHNNY TEST! BRAIN FREEZER IS GONNA BLAST US... BACK TO THE ICE AGE WITH SOME PARTICLE BED-REACTING ICE SPHERES! DID YOU SAY "PARTICLE BED REACTOR?" YEAH, WHY, DO YOU NEED ONE? WE THEORIZE IT WILL FIX THE MAKE-OVER MACHINE. I'M GONNA NEED SOME ICE. BRAIN FREEZER: (LAUGHS) IF MY FREEZE RAY CAN'T DESTROY THE DOOR, THEN MEGA BRAIN FREEZER WILL JUST KNOCK IT DOWN! (MANIACAL LAUGHTER) (POUNDING FOOTSTEPS) WHA? WHOA-OA-OA! HEY, WHERE'D YOU GET THE ICE? SUSAN: (GRABBING GRUNT) BRAIN FREEZER: GAH! ONE HOT AND DREAMY-FREEZER COMING UP! NOW, LET'S SEE WHAT A LITTLE EXTRA POWER DOES FOR "GLAMOUR" MODE. (BUTTON BEEPS, BRAIN FREEZER SCREAMS) SUSAN AND MARY: (GASPS) HEY, IS IT ME OR IS IT HOT IN HERE. UH... WE MIGHT'VE GONE A LITTLE TOO FAR. WHADDYA THINK? YEAH. WE COULD PULL BACK A LITTLE BIT, SURE. (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS) HEY, HEY. DON'T PUSH, LADIES, THERE'S PLENTY OF COFFEE AND ME TO GO AROUND. GIRLS: OOH! I'M HAPPY. BRAIN FREEZER'S HEART IS NOW WARM AND HE WON'T FREEZE ME ANYMORE. AND LIKE THIS COFFEE WITH TWO SUGARS, LIFE IS SWEET AGAIN. (LOUD BOOM) AND SO IS REVENGE, JOHNNY TEST! (LAUGHING MANIACALLY) (RAY GUN BLASTS) OH PLEASE, DO YOU REALLY WANT REVENGE OR ARE YOU JUST LONELY? I'M LONELY. WELL, HERE WE GO AGAIN.