Ghettobillies - We'll be gone in a flash

*** AND COOTER, HOLY AND ME WERE HEADED OUT ON TO 23 FOR ANOTHER WEEKEND OF GHETTOBILLIES SHOWS WHEN SUDDENLY TO OUR SURPRISE RIGHT BEFORE OUR DRUNKEN EYES ON OUR TAIL WAS THE MICHIGAN 5-0 WITH THEIR LIGHTS A-BLAZIN AND THEIR SIRENS SCREAMIN THAT STATE POLICE WAS A BIG BLUE DEMON AND THEY WERE CHARGIN' STRAIGHT UP ON OUR REAR DELIVERANCE FLASHED THROUGH MY HEAD I WAS ALMOST CERTAIN THE BAND WAS DEAD I THOUGHT 'BOUT WHAT COPS ROUND HERE DO TO *** AS THE LAW GOT CLOSER, AND I KEPT STRAIGHT I WASN'T SPEEDING AND WE HAD GOOD PLATES IT OCCURRED TO ME THAT MAYBE THEY JUST WANTED TO PASS THATS WHEN I SAW ***'S GIN AND TONIC HOLY WAS SMOKING HIS BUBONIC CHRONIC AND COOTER HAD HIS *** RIGHT UP AGAINST THE GLASS SINGING... WE GOTTA GO BOYS. WE GOTTA A PARTY WE GOTTA CRASH WE GOTTA MAKE SOME NOISE WE GOT SOME HEADS WE NEED TO THRASH WELL IT WAS REAL NICE HAVING SOME FUN WITH YOU WE GOT PLACES TO GO. WE GOT PEOPLE TO SCREW AND IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US, WE'LL BE GONE IN A FLASH WELL THEY DIDN'T SEEM TOO RECEPTIVE TO THAT SHOT OUT OUR TIRE AND GAVE US A FLAT AND WE SKIDDED OFF OF THE HIGHWAY AND INTO THE WOODS! BUT BEFORE WE CAME TO A DUSTY STOP THE TRAILER UNHITCHED AND BOTH WHEELS POPPED AS WE FLEW PASSED 10 GUYS IN WHITE POINTED HOODS WELL THE FUZZ CAME IN WITH THEIR SPOTLIGHTS ON AND THEIR KEVLAR VESTS AND THEIR GUNS ALL DRAWN SCREAMING AND HOLLERING TO GET THE HELL OUT OF THE VAN WELL WE ALL FELL OUT JUST AS HIGH AS OUR HANDS 4 ROCK AND ROLLERS IN A ROCK AND BAND AND 20 16oz HIGH LIFE CANS I STARTED THINKING OF HOPPING THE FENCE *** STOOD STILL LIKE THEY WERE T-REX AND COOTER AND HOLY THOUGHT ABOUT THAT LAKE AND SWIMMIN' THAT'S WHEN WE REALIZED WE WERE ALL SAVED THEY PULLED OFF THEIR HATS AND PUT THEIR GUNS AWAY TO REVEAL THAT THEY WERE BOTH LONG HAIRED BEAUTIFUL WOMEN COOTER LOWERED HIS VOICE AND STARTED TO FLIRT I JUST GIGGLED AND REMOVED MY SHIRT HOLY TURNED UP THE BARRY WHITE WE'D BEEN LISTENING TO ON THE STEREO THAT NIGHT AND *** DID WELL BY NOT SAYING A WORD WE GOTTA GO BOYS WE GOTTA A PARTY WE GOTTA CRASH WE GOTTA MAKE SOME NOISE WE GOT SOME HEADS WE NEED TO THRASH WELL IT WAS REAL NICE HAVING SOME FUN WITH YOU WE GOT PLACES TO GO. WE GOT PEOPLE TO SCREW AND IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US, WE'LL BE GONE IN A FLASH OFFICER BAMBI AND DEPUTY CANDY SURE WERE DANDY AND MIGHTY HANDY AT SHOWING US THE LONG ARMS AND LONG LEGS OF THE LAW AND THEY ASKED US IF WE WANTED TO SEE THE TWO OF THEM GO DOWN, 23 X 3 AND *** BOY IF THAT AINT JUST WHAT WE SAW. LIKE 2 YOUNG FAWNS ON A BIG SALT BLOCK LIKE TEENAGE GIRLS WITH PINK LOLLIPOPS LIKE KITTENS AT A BOWL OF MILK THEY JUST COULDN'T STOP! AFTER ALL THE TIMES WE'D BEEN IN THE POKEY I NEVER THOUGHT WE'D WANT TO SEE 2 SMOKEYS GO DOWN ON EACH OTHER LIKE A *** VERSION OF COPS RIGHT ABOUT THEN THE BAND JUMPED IN HOLY FINISHED HIS JOINT *** FINISHED HIS GIN COOTER AND I WERE READY TO GIVE THEM OUR BEST JUST THEN A SPOTLIGHT TURNED US TO STONE AS WE HEARD A DEEP VOICE OVER THE MEGAPHONE SAY "BOYS YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST!" WE GOTTA GO BOYS WE GOTTA A PARTY WE GOTTA CRASH WE GOTTA MAKE SOME NOISE WE GOT SOME HEADS WE NEED TO THRASH WELL IT WAS REAL NICE HAVING SOME FUN WITH YOU WE GOT PLACES TO GO WE GOT PEOPLE TO SCREW AND IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US, WE'LL BE GONE IN A FLASH