Annoying Orange - Annoying Orange vs. FRED!!!

-Mnm...mnm... I taste delicious. [laughs] -Would you knock it off, dude? That's disgusting. [poof!] -Aha! -Whoa! Jolly Green Giant, you're back! -That's right, you annoying pile of pulp. I'm back... and I'm angry! -Why? 'Cause you have a short temper? [laughs] -Listen up, you earless wonder. You're the most annoying thing I've ever met and I'm here to teach you a lesson. -Ooh, is it a skiing lesson? -No, it's not that kind of lesson. -Skydiving? -Sky--? No. -How 'bout juggling? -No! [growls] This is the type of lesson where I show you what it's like to be annoying. -Uh, yeah, good luck with that. -Oh my, what's this in me pocket? -Ooh, is it a pinwheel? -No. -A whistling pinwheel? -No, it's not a pinwheel! [muttering]: Where is it? -Pot of gold? -No! -Oh. -Aha! Now Orange, with a powdery blast, you'd better get ready to meet your match. [blows] -Ooh, sparkly. [laughs] Ooh! Whoa! Where am I? -(announcer) And welcome back to the main event. Let's go inside for the introductions. -Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Pester Fest 2010! Today's fight is a one-round no-holds-barred fight to the finish between the two most annoying entities in the world! -Yay! Go Pear! -Dude, he's not talking about me. -When the fight is over, only one can stand as the most annoying in the wooorld! [laughs] [crowd cheering] In the orange corner, hailing from the kitchen, weighing in at seven ounces, the Caesar of Citrus, the Prince of Puns, the Annoying Orange! -Thanks for the hand. I don't have any. [laughs] -And in the blue corner, hailing all the way from Nebraska, weighing in at 120 pounds, the Sultan of Shrieking, the Overlord of Obnoxious, Fred! -Hey, Orange! Ha ha! [shrieking] -Did someone just put a chipmunk in a blender? -All right boys, when the bell rings, I want you to annoy the life out of each other until one of ya can't stand it any longer. Okay? Okay? [bell clangs] Let's get it on! -Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! -Wow, your favorite food must be "scream of wheat." [laughs] -Hey Orange, you look fruity! Ha ha! -Well, at least I'm not a vegetable. [laughs] -Well, you know what? Your teeth are so yellow that traffic slows down when you smile. Ha ha! [shrieks] -That's such a good one, Fred. Sock it, Orange. -Hey, hey Fred! -What? -Are you a dermatologist? -No, why? -'Cause you're really getting under my skin. [laughs] -Attaboy, Orange. Give it to him. -Hey, hey Fred. What's silent but deadly? -What? -[farts, laughs] -That wasn't silent. -Oh, yeah? How about if I sing out of tune? ♪ La la la ♪ -I can do that too. ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la-la-la-la ♪ [both singing] [annoying noises] -Uh, guys? -Hey now, take it easy, you two. These are sensitive devices. [both screaming piercingly] No! You've already hit full power! It can't take any more! [screaming continues] -Stop! [explosions, roof crumbling, shattering] -(both) Oh! Ooh! -Whoa... That was crazy. -You're telling me. If I had ears, they'd be bleeding. -Phew! Thank goodness it's over. -Ain't it the truth? [Fred screams] -Hey, what was that? [poof!] -Hey, Orange! [shrieking loudly] [both screaming] Captioned by SpongeSebastian