My Creepy Birthday Presents And Party

Thought it might be nice to share with you my birthday presents! And tell you a bit about how my party went. I wrote a blog post but I may as well make a video because blah blah why not? I just had my... 27th birthday. I'm getting old. Whatever. I'm gettin' old. Eeee! I got a text message! My birthday party was a 90s themed party. I had a really good time! It was wonderful fun. I thought I would mourn the fact that my youth is dwindling away into oblivion with a nostalgic themed 90s party. 'Cause that's when I was young. Er. It was great. I cleared the room a couple of times with my playlist. Some of my friends danced the Macarena with me. Uh! Those people win all the points for being awesome. That was great. I made bubblegum flavoured punch. It was pink, in a punch fountain, it's not... necessarily relevant, I just wanted to see if I could. I made this playlist of 90s dance music mostly. Pop and just... stuff you'd hear on the radio in those days. So there was La Bouche, Real McCoy, Ace of Base... It was a bit polarising, not everyone was down for it. But whatever, I won't do it again. Anyway, my presents! My man-thing, "Mr Owl" as he likes to be known, bought me for my birthday, this. I KNOW. This was made by this guy. Not sure how to pronounce it. Dellamorte & Co. This might just be the creepiest thing I have in my house. I've got a bunch of creepy stuff but I think this wins as the creepiest. I love this thing so much. Look at it. Look at it! It's so creepy. It's kind of... cute and horrible at the same time. And because I'm old and people don't give me millions of presents anymore, I got some birthday money which I spent on myself. You might know I'm a massive fan of Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfumes. So for quite a long time I've wanted to try one of their room and linen sprays. I really liked the sound of this one. It's an RPG themed one, I think it's... World of Warcraft? I don't know. I'm not a game person. I don't play games. No. The description on this is, "hissing vials of acid, swirls of thick incense, creeping mosses, flecks of grave loam, and noxious potions clutter the blackened stone biers of an abandoned burial vault." When I read that, you can imagine I got pretty excited. I want my house to smell like THAT! I don't really think... that that's precisely... what's it's particularly... smells like. It's more like... it's definitely got a kind of dirty, graveness in there, but it's a bit too covered up by something. It reminded both of us of hazelnut. Hazelnut incense. Reviews on this... massively popular. It's a shame I don't like it as much as I'd hoped. But I've managed to track down a bottle of my favourite BPAL perfume, which is coming in the post very soon. Yusss! It's really hard to find. It's called Worm Moon '08. It's my favourite! If anybody finds any, send it my way! I will be your best friend forever! The other thing I bought for myself, was red hair extensions. I thought I'd indulge in a bit of colour. I'm allowed! I'm allowed. Shush. But I think in order to show them to you, I'm gonna have to do another dumb magic trick. So, here we go. Ah! See? Ooo, so red. So pretty. Can you even see? I like it. I encourage the use of hair extensions. I'm about to go out so I'll take these out. There we go, that's better. Well, that was my birthday and stuff. I'd like to thank all my lovely friends for coming to my party. It was wonderful, it really was. And for enduring my playlist. Um so, that's all from me for now. Bye!