Little Shop of Horrors - Be a dentist - Song - 720p

[SINGING] When I was younger, just a bad little kid My momma noticed funny things I did Like shootin' puppies with a BB gun I'd poison guppies And when I was done I'd find a *** cat and bash in its head That's when my momma said [TIRES SCREECH] What did she say? She said My boy, I think someday You'll find a way To make your natural tendencies pay - You'll be a dentist CHORUS: You'll be a dentist - You have a talent for causing things pain - Pain - Son, be a dentist - Son, be a dentist - People will pay you to be inhumane - That's inhumane Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood - And teaching would suit you still less - Aah! Son, be a dentist You'll be a success [YELLING] WOMAN: Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque Watch him suck up that gas Oh, my God [LAUGHING] He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good CHORUS: Who wants their teeth done By the Marquis de Sade? Oh, that hurts! Wait, I'm not numb. Eh, shut up. Open wide, here I come! - [SINGING] I am your dentist PATIENT: Goodness gracious - And I enjoy the career that I picked - You love it I am your dentist - And I get off on the pain I inflict - You really love it I thrill when I drill a bicuspid It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjusted - And though it may cause my patients distress - No, no, no. Somewhere Somewhere in heaven above me I know I know that my momma's proud of me Oh, Momma. [SINGING] 'Cause I'm a dentist - And a success - Aah! Say, "Ahh." [YELLING] Say, "Ahh." [GARGLING] Say, "Ahh!" [SCREAMING] Now spit!