Feline Alien Abduction - Must see alien evidence!

Mysterious crop circles have started to appear on our cats Obviously Wayne has been abducted by aliens. As you can see on his stomach - an awful pattern. His breathing suggests he's deeply traumatize by the events He's deeply unconscious Whatever alien drugs they fed him have not worn off yet Reminiscent of the crop circles Totally not fake! Close-up you can see the intricate patterns of the hairs have been uh... just basically bent over without breaking Astounding stuff Wayne, the poor thing, has not woken up yet And there! A small spasm wracks his body He appears to be sinking in deeper but then suddenly he comes to. The drugs are wearing off Cut! Well done, Wayne - and take 5!