The Snuff Queen - Lyrics - Gary Stewart

Well I'm makin' the scene with a snuff queen I met at a bingo parlor I dropped in to try to win what I could on a dollar and a quarter I left there with twenty dollars and a lover Now me the queen we're doin' our thing from one end of town to the other Well the snuff queen's got a face like I ain't never seen She's been figured on the back cover of a foreign magazine She's feedin' me bologna about matrimoney Glory be I can't see me bein' married to the snuff queen Out of the clear blue sky she said I'd make a wife I'm young and in my prime I'm big enough to keep you warm in the winter and shade you in the summertime And listen here big boy I don't eat much Just a box of bay and chocolate covered cherries and a can of buttercup snuff Well that snuff queen's got a face like I ain't never seen... Now the snuff queen got me drinkin' a homemade tater *** I turned up drunk she turned up in some high heel hush puppy shoes Tried to make me her husband while my mind was in a mess Well it's lucky for me that the snuff queen couldn't even pass the blood test Well the snuff queen's got a face like I ain't never seen...