Risky Safety Ep13

Warning! When y'all watch TV, it's best to sit away from the screen and keep the lights on. Oh! Dry ice! Happy New Year to everyone! For those of you who are twenty, congratulations on your coming out ceremony. My apologies for saying this very late in the season, but we at Omishi Magical Theater: Risky Safety wish to thank you for watching our show, and ask for your continued support this year. Lani! Where are you? Maybe I should give up on dogs, and buy a pet monkey. Embrace Me as Many Times as There Are Fortunes Oh, it's cold! Are you all right? Sure, I'm fine. How was it at your grandpa's? Not terribly exciting, but I got lots of otoshidama. I'll be sure to get you something special! Oh, you don't have to do that! What did you do for New Year's Day? Just hung around at home. Oh, and played Karuta at Suzuko's house. Did you win? This is our first date of the year. Omikuji I got daikichi. Mine is suekichi. Let's trade. Huh? Oh, that's okay! Well... This way, Yuya-kun's daikichi will protect me! I have a feeling my wish has already been granted. Huh? What was that? Oh, it's nothing! Come on! You said something! It was nothing! Really? Honest! Those two get along so well, it's embarrassing! It's almost as if they were Queen Amidala and Anakin! On top of that, their offerings exceeded 5 digits! A rare occurrence, considering that there have been a lot of kyo fortunes issued lately. Ah! Daikyo! Very well, then! I, Spring Princess Koiuji, goddess of Love Love Shrine shall deepen the relationship between the two of you. Hey! I don't want a mere caretaker of a shrine buttin' into this! Who is it? It's me. Oh, an apprentice shinigami. What are you scoffing at? Even the name Shinigami Risky is feared around these parts. Listen when someone is talking to you! Got it? Her soul is mine! Don't even think about interferin'! She doesn't seem like the type to be targeted by a shinigami. Her strategy is to wait for the enemy to lower his guard, then BAM! She doesn't seem that type. She's a brutal criminal that stole a cookie from me! Whose cookie was it? Hers. You're the one at fault. I'm a shinigami, so it's okay! It'll be a dark day indeed if I get mixed up with you. Dammit! Listen to what I'm saying! Don't ignore a shinigami talking! Now, where was I? Ah uji uji koi uji... Wow! Daikichi! Are you not going to interfere? Huh? It's an apprentice angel! Yes? Oh, I'm pleased to meet you, Goddess-sama. My name is Safety. Where did the shinigami go? Risky is gone already. How fickle. Are you sunbathing, Goddess-sama? Oh, that's right! I was just getting ready to bless the two of them. Oh, it's Moe-san! Do you know them? Yes, I do. Okay! I shall use my powers to summon a vision of their future selves, and tell them that their love shall become complete. I can't do all that much, but let me give you a helping hand. Uji uji koi uji, uji uji kirai. Uji uji manju... Uji uji koi uji, uji uji kirai. Uji uji koi uji... Are you ready yet? I can't hold it much longer! Moe-san, what do you want to eat? Huh? They're going away! Ah! Daikyo! I won't let this continue any longer! Come out, come out, come out, come out, come out... Come out! Did you finish your homework? I don't want to talk about it. Uh oh, you haven't! Don't cheat on her! Never give up! Someone was there, right? Yeah... Never give up! It couldn't have been... Well, that about does it. That was wonderful! I couldn't agree more. Um... This... It's a present. Thank you very much. I'd wanted to give it to you for Christmas, but... It's warm. What is this mark? It's a luck charm. Really? What does it do? That's a secret! I'll take good care of it, Moe-san. Lani? Where are you, Lani? May good things happen this year, too! Risky 0 points Even when everything seems hopeless On a night when you feel like you're going to cry Words that seem so trivial, When I string them together, I long to tell somebody. Such a little flame has been ignited In my body. Now, finally, maybe I can show my gentle side. Eyes so close to tears. I remember How you held me, And how your smile always reflected the sky. Next Episode Moe-san is making a Momotaro outfit for Yuya-san, but the story in the book is all wrong! Yoroshiku, Baby, desuno! The Legend of Momotaro Next Episode The children's group has decided to put on a play. Moe-san has been kind enough to offer to make the Momotaro outfit for her boyfriend, Yuya-san. But it's strange. The true story of Momotaro-san is completely different from what is written in Moe-san's book. The real Momotaro-san was... Omishi Magical Theater: Risky Safety Episode 14: The Legend of Momotaro Episode 14: The Legend of Momotaro The Legend of Momotaro Yoroshiku, Baby, desuno!