Live Eradication Episode 1 - Bad encounter

This is me: Louis, I'm one of those Xbox Live players. Sadly in 2016, there's a lot of stuffs going on. As the moderators leaved their jobs, there's an increasing rate of hacking, pedophiles, which mean there's more stupidity, kids that shouldn't play on xbox live, noob playing and trash talking or gaming. I'm considerating myself as a good player but sometimes there's unlucky days. Just take this guy for instance, I'm sure he's really good but just wait, just wait, something really bad's going to happen soon, really soon. -Teal Guy- Aw *** grenade! -Brown Guy- Oh my god you got so owned by my grenade! -Brown Guy- Holy ***! -Brown Guy- How do you like sucking my balls! -Brown Guy- Oh yeah! When I'm talking about "noob playing" is those *** retarded people that always teabag the guy that he killed or stuffs like that... It's just *** stupid! -Blue Guy- Ohh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Come on! -Blue Guy- I know you like my balls! Oh *** yeah! Oh yeah! -Olive Guy- Oh payback ***! -Olive Guy- Oh yeah you like my *** balls?! -Olive Guy- Oh *** yeah! There's also some people that just shouldn't play xbox-live because their age is just stupid! Like... J-Just look on this guy! -Kid- What? Me? I'm not that young! I'm just 6 years old! -Kid- Look on this guy next to me! -Baby- Ahahah Ahdahdah! Dahdah dadadah! Oh and when I'm talking about pedophiles well hum... Yeah there's actually pedophiles that are, like seriously, hitting on this game! -Black Guy- Hey you! Look at me! -Purple Guy- [Sigh] What? -Black Guy- Oh hum... I was just wondering what... ehh... Yeah hum... -Black Guy- Well do you know where kids are? -Purple Guy- No I don't so why are you asking? -Black Guy- Oh you know huh... having party with them! -Purple Guy- How dare you! They're mine! -Black Guy- Don't touch me you freak! -Purple Guy- You better back-off before I do something really bad! -Black Guy- Oh yeah good idea! At least I'm not standing there and I'm trying to do something! -Purple Guy- Oh *** off I'm not just "standing there" I'm thinking right now so just buzz-off! -Black Guy- Alright good luck with your *** kiddy thinking thing! -Purple Guy- Yeah yeah yeah! I love you too! -Purple Guy- Now that christmas is coming I don't know what to think about! -Purple Guy- Oh right christmas! Oh yeah right! That's a *** good idea! -Louis- Aw come on Remi! Yeah this is Remi, this is my friend if you're asking! -Louis- Come on man we don't have time messing around! -Remi- Oh yeah sorry I'm coming! -***- Hey kid look who's here! -***- It's santa and if you're coming with me you gonna have a nice present! -Remi- Santa? Is that really you? Oh ***! So we can talk about what I want for christmas? -***- Yeah and even more! -***- Do you like baseball bats because I have a personal one that I want to show you! -Remi- Well I'm not really a fan of baseball! -***- Yeah who gives a *** just come on! [Sigh] Forge... I love forge! It's the only place that I can use my creativity and my knowledge on certain bugs that are in halo. Yeah I'm the kind of guy that love alot to find some new glitches and stuffs that most of the people don't know but yeah... I don't know if you know this map but this map is technicly one of the "Duke Nukem" maps. Well I mean... From the game "Duke Nukem" of course! [Sigh] Why didn't I put the privacy to "Invitation"?! Now anyone can join my map and screw it as he wish! There you go here's Bob! Aw ***... Oh well! He's not a bad guy but well... Sometimes he's really rude even if he tries to not to be! Well you'll see! -Bob- Yo what the *** Louis what the hell is this map?! -Louis- Hey Bob! As I told before: this is Bob. -Bob- Okay as I told: Could you in the living hell tell me what the *** is this map?! -Louis- Well have you ever played "Duke Nukem"? -Bob- Yeah! -Louis- Well then look around and tell me what you think! -Bob- Hmm not bad! Not bad! -Bob- Ohhh yeah this map! Oh yeah that's pretty awesome dude! You did a well good job there! -Louis- Are you serious?! -Bob- Do I *** look serious to you?! -Louis- Hum yeah! Kinda! -Bob- Then clean your glass because this looks really like a *** lego *** thing! -Bob- Like seriously I've never played the game but seriously this *** sucks! -Louis- Seriously? -Bob- Oh *** yeah seriously! And on top of that, I think I'm going to play on Call Of Duty! -Bob- Because it sucks playing on Halo and viewing *** stupid maps *** like yours... -Bob- Alright see ya ***! -Louis- Hey *** you Bob! -Bob- I love you too honey! There you go, what did I told you?! He can be so *** rude by times! [Sigh] Now what was I doing again? Hey there's a message from Remi I wonder where he was all the time! *Beep* -Remi- Hum hey Louis it's Remi! Could you please come to my hum... to my game... and help me? Because I can't explain now... hum... -***- Hey! What the *** are you doing right there?! -Remi- Oh *** I gotta go sorry bye! *Beep* Hmm this doesn't sounds good! And the guy behind what he's saying... he's somewhat older than most of the xbox-live players... Hmm I better check this out!