The Real Reason Guys Should Hate Twilight

I just want to clear up a little confusion with the guys about the right reasons and the wrong reasons to hate on Twilight. These are the wrong reasons: Thought it was gonna be about a bunch of badass vampires who wanted to kill people and drink their blood but no it was some teenage p**&% who didn't want to kill people instead he just wanted to be sensitive and play piano. Game Show Buzzer Sound That's why I like the werewolves because when the vampire start like saying "I can't be with you because I'm too sensitive and I'm risking our lives" The werewolves come in and 'f*&% the vampires' Game Show Buzzer Sound And then also the endless array of "He's so gay" comments on YouTube Game Show Buzzer Sound So just to recap the wrong reasons are that Edward is too sensitive, that he's gay, and that he's not violent enough. The right reasons however, are that Edward is a creepy, manipulative, controlling, overprotective, stalker. Ultimately what you dudes are saying is that in addition to being emotionally abusive, you want Edward to be violent sadistic and physically abusive. So next time you are with your buddies talking about how much you hate Twilight you can just repeat after me. I hate Twilight because Edward is a creepy, manipulative, overprotective stalker.