Hannah Montana: The Movie - English Transcript

[crowd chattering, cheering] [crowd] Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! [chattering, cheering continues] What is with all the pushing behind me? - Here you go, girls. - It's Miley Stewart. We've got to get in there. Our names are on the list. Well, why didn't you say so? In your dreams, sweet cheeks. - Next! - No, no. They're on there. I promise. We need two. You are the only pop star I know who can't get into her own concert. She was just here. I don't know where she went. - [man] Stop! - [Lilly] Go! [yelling] Somebody, stop those girls! - Go faster! - I can't! This is a golf cart! Stop! Those girls shouldn't be here! They don't have a backstage pass! What are you doing? [man] Stop in the name of Security! - Hey, watch out! - [man] I need backup! Call for backup! Whoa! - Yes! - Yes! Oh! [both screaming] [both laughing] Stop! - Please stop! - It's OK. It's OK. They're with me. Come on. Go, go, go. Hey. Dad. What? [exhales] Showtime, baby doll. [sputters] - She's on the move. - [man] All right, people, let's go. Good luck! Don't mess up! This way. Follow me. - Come on. - She's coming right now. [man] All right, talent's on its way. - Oh! - You do that every night. - Love you, Daddy. - I'm loving you right back, darling. - Don't forget it's your turn to do the dishes tonight. - I did them last night. Don't give me no lip. You're the one that wanted the best of both worlds. [♪ The Best Of Both Worlds: The 2009 Movie Mix] [crowd] Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! Watch your head. Here we go, everybody! Whoo! Oh, yeah. Come on. ♪ You get the limo out front Ooh, whoa ♪ ♪ Hottest styles Every shoe, every color ♪ ♪ Yeah, when you're famous it can be kinda fun ♪ ♪ It's really you but no one ever discovers ♪ ♪ In some ways you're just like all your friends ♪ ♪ But onstage you're a star ♪ ♪ You get the best of both worlds ♪ ♪ Chill it out, take it slow ♪ ♪ Then you rock out the show ♪ ♪ You get the best of both worlds ♪ ♪ Mix it all together and you know that it's the best of both worlds ♪ ♪ The best of both worlds, yeah ♪ ♪ You go to movie premieres ♪ ♪ Hear your songs on the radio ♪ ♪ Livin' two lives is a little weird, yeah ♪ ♪ But school's cool 'cause nobody knows ♪ ♪ Yeah, you get to be a small-town girl ♪ ♪ But big-time when you play your guitar ♪ ♪ You get the best of both worlds ♪ ♪ Chill it out, take it slow ♪ ♪ Then you rock out the show You get the... ♪ - [Hawaiian music playing] - ♪ Best of both worlds ♪ ♪ The best of both worlds ♪ ♪ You get the best of both worlds ♪ ♪ Mix it all together and you know that it's the best of both, best of both ♪ ♪ Best of both, best of both Best of both, best of both ♪ ♪ Best of both, best of both Best of both ♪ ♪ Best of both worlds ♪ Cut! We'll fix that last bit in post. - That's a wrap, people. - [all cheering] - Hannah, as always, fabulous. - Thank you. [indistinct chattering] No. It's OK. I'm sorry. I just had to meet you. I promised my girls I'd say hi to you for them. - Hi. - Hi. They even wrote out some questions, if you have a second. Oh, my gosh, this is such a thrill. Do you mind? - Not at all. - Don't even think about it. - No, Vita. It's OK. - Nothing about this man is OK. Hello, Oswald. Hello, Vita. Looking lovely as ever. Icky teeth, really? Isn't that beneath even you? Oswald Granger, chief *** of Bon Chic magazine, Britain's most notorious tabloid. And we would love, with a capital "ove," to do a cover feature on the global phenomenon that is Hannah Montana. And by "feature" he means "career-ending exposé." "Country girl living her dreams beloved by millions," that's all we got. That's all you're gonna get. Now get out. [Oswald] Can't blame a bloke for trying. How could you even think we have something to hide? - He didn't see anything, did he? - I don't think so. [Vita] Good. Hannah, honey, you can't talk to anyone unless I'm at your side. I'm your publicist. You just need to concentrate on what you do best which is singing your scrappy little heart out. Let me worry about everything else, like making sure your little secret stays a secret. Sometimes I just wish I could be Hannah all the time. You and me both, kid. Out of the way, you jackals. Step aside. Coming through. That's right, don't touch the pop star. Move aside. [Vita] ...like making sure your little secret stays a secret. Secret? What secret? Move your bum, you old cow. [phone ringing] Talk to me, Ozzie, and don't disappoint. Apparently there's a secret. Good. Because the cover's ready. I just need the story to go with it. Find out that secret. She's the most popular teenager in the world. So I suggest you go out and find me every juicy, sordid detail of Hannah Montana's outrageous, glamorous life. [grunts] [applause] All right. Line it up, people. We're going to choose new teams. Dead girl in the middle of the floor. Anybody? Fabulous news: Beyoncé has double pneumonia. Has to drop out of the New York Music Awards. You are in! That is great. Not for Beyoncé. I really should call. But, yes! I'm so excited! What am I gonna sing? What am I gonna wear? Great minds. The car and the box are already outside, so Hannah has to do a major shop now. Last chance. Come on. Miley? Hello? What about my birthday party? Minor Hannah emergency. I'll be there, I promise. Wasn't that fun? Yeah, but it feels weird having them give me stuff for free. Oh, please. Do you know what a well-placed photo of you shopping is worth? You're a star, an icon. You look at it, touch it, wear it, and the whole world has to have it. They owe it to you, Hannah. Name it and it's yours. - Really? - I have so much to teach you. If she doesn't hurry, you're going to miss your plane. Yeah, that's right, losers! I'm going to college! Tennessee Universi... - University. - Where is that girl? [Japanese music playing] - I can't decide. - Decide? No deciding. Too stressful. Take them all. We'll just add them to the pile. Girls. - [snaps] - Ooh. Watches. I totally need a new watch. Is that the time? I can't believe it. We got to go. Eleven messages. Jackson. Lilly's present. Lilly... would totally love those shoes. - She will so love these. - I'm sorry. I saw these first. Can you wrap these for me, please? They're for my best friend. She's 16 today. Funny, they're for my best friend, too. My best friend is a six and a half. Funny, my best friend's a six and a half, too. Tyra Banks, that's our only pair. - That's not funny. Do you know who I am? - I know you know who I am. - So? - So? - So? - So? - Give me that shoe. - Get away from me! You know what? If you want it, jump for it. Jump for the shoe, Hannah Montana. Fine. Gimme! [grunts] Got it! [both shouting] [♪ Hannah Montana: The Good Life] [both grunting] Yes! Yes! Give me my shoe, lady! ♪ This is the good life ♪ ♪ We have such a good time ♪ ♪ I know ♪ She is so in trouble. ♪ Oh, oh, whoa, oh, whoa, oh ♪ - ♪ The good life ♪ - No, you didn't. No, you didn't! Hannah Montana! - ♪ Oh, oh, whoa I'm living the good life ♪ - Yes! [Tyra] I appreciate you helping me up, but I don't appreciate you not helping me with this. ♪ The good life ♪ - [all clamoring] - Relax? Are you kidding me? Have you met my dad? He is not gonna shake off me missing saying goodbye to Jackson. [man] Give us a smile, Hannah. You look amazing. Thank you. We got to go. - [tires squealing] - [honking] Hey! And I didn't even get the shoes. I am the worst friend in the world. It's him. Oswald. Step on it! I cannot get out of the car looking like Miley, and I cannot show up at Lilly's party looking like Hannah. Where are you headed? [♪ Steve Rushton: Game Over] ♪ I was advised to walk away ♪ ♪ But you blinded me enough to stay ♪ Hi! Thank you. Thank you. [ringtone sounding] Hey, Lilly. What's up? Miley, we've talked about this party since we were, like, 12. Where... - Hi! How are you? Where are you? - I'm almost there. [sighs] - She hung up on... - [ringtone sounds] - Where are you? Everybody's waiting... Miley! - Sorry, wrong number! Two smoothies, please. Where's Miley? We haven't seen her. I just spoke with her. She'll be here any second. [♪ Steve Rushton: Everything I Want] Rico, what's this hole at the top of the cake? It's a high-pressure electro-pneumatic solenoid on it. It's 150 pounds per square inch with a brass safety-check valve. Then I just hit this button and bam! Sparklers go off, and a "happy birthday, Lilly" banner shoots out the top of the cake. Once again... [rolling R] Rico is a genius. ♪ I said I liked you and I confessed ♪ Hold it! This is a private event. Guests only! What did I tell you? Stop! - Smile. - No pictures. [gasps] That's what I call a Lilly... Wow. [girl] It's Hannah Montana! [all screaming] Is that Hannah Montana? - [screams] - [thuds] [groaning] Guys, I'm only here... Wait! Happy birthday to... I want to say happy birthday to my number one fan Lilly. She's over that way. She's over that way. Happy birthday, Lilly. Happy birthday. I'm sorry. I had no choice. I'll make it up to you, I promise. You will never, ever, ever make it up to me. I'm sorry. [helicopter whirring] [crowd] Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing. [chanting continues] Crazy, Crazy, Crazy, Crazy, Crazy. - Uh, you guys know the words to Let's Get Crazy? - [all cheering] All right, then, here we go! [♪ Hannah Montana: Let's Get Crazy] [Hannah] You ready? Here we go. ♪ Life is just a party so come as you are ♪ ♪ Dress it up or dress it down Don't forget your guitar, yeah ♪ ♪ Just be courageous 'Cause style's contagious ♪ ♪ Everyone can rock out like a superstar ♪ ♪ Let's get crazy Get up and dance ♪ ♪ Take a swing, do your thing It's worth taking a chance ♪ ♪ Let's get crazy ♪ ♪ Yeah, just kick up your heels ♪ ♪ Don't miss out Time to shout ♪ ♪ Always keeping it real Let's get crazy ♪ ♪ Crazy ♪ Lilly! Lilly, we got cake! Hold up. Wait. Birthday Girl, I have some questions. Is it true that Hannah's really 43 years old? That she lip syncs? That she grew up in Nashville? More like a cornfield in some place called Crowley Corners. Really? How do you spell "Crowley"? It's Lilly Truscott, everybody! Happy birthday. We got cake over there. Just like it sounds. - Lilly! - Oliver? Quick! Light the cake. We're gonna stop Lilly from leaving. Cake? No, I'm not ready yet! Come on! We have cake! [all screaming] - [laughing] - [girl] Eww! [mouthing] Sorry. Lilly, please pick up. - [Robby Ray] Did you see this? - Yeah, I know. It's everywhere. Isn't it... horrible. Bad Hannah. She and I need to have a little conversation. Now? But she's getting ready to go to New York. Didn't she tell you? There's an amazing opportunity. Yeah, I know about New York. I got CCed in an e-mail. Not happening. She and I are flying to Tennessee for her Grandma Ruby's birthday. Didn't she tell you? A shoe fight! You got into a stinking shoe fight? In my defense, I totally saw those shoes first. This is absolutely, T-totally, without a doubt unacceptable. Which pretty much describes all of your behavior lately. Standing up your brother? Humiliating Lilly at her own party? I know. I screwed up. I'm sorry, but I can't talk about this now. I got to go to New York. It's the music awards. So your grandmother's birthday doesn't even matter? Dad, this is totally different and you know it. Now, Robby. Mr. Ray. Father Montana, Hannah not going to New York is really not an option. - Her name is Miley. - Miley will be back before she leaves. She's a superstar. I can get her a private jet if she wants. Yes! I've always wanted one of those. For gosh sakes. Fine. You win. But you heard our superstar. She needs a jet. - Really? - I like your thinking. It will take some time to arrange, but I'll go ahead to New York and set up the meet and greet. Ooh. Next time, you might want to demand a jet with a bigger bathroom. Why in the heck you getting all Hannahed up? The Hannah steps off the plane photo op. The balloons, the limos, the screaming fans. Like Vita says, "It's all about the publicity." Yeah. That Vita's just full of good advice. Absolutely full of it. Hello, New York! [cow mooing] Looks like your limo's here. Ain't she a beaut? Yee doggies. Tennessee. Dad, come on. Yeah, maybe I should have remembered Grandma's birthday. - I did. - Jackson, not now. Dad! Please, Hannah Montana needs to be walking down the red carpet in New York in less than three hours. Miley, all you ever wanted to do was sing. Hannah let you do that and still have a normal life. That was the dream, remember? That's why we created her in the first place. I don't know what she's about anymore. - What are you saying? - I think we might be done. You can't take Hannah away from me. Really? Because that's what I'm doing. No! Stop the truck. I'm not doing this. I want to go home. Stop the truck! You are home. Look around you. Hannah means everything to me. That right there might be the problem. You're saying I can never be Hannah again? Ask me again in two weeks. Right now let's see if a country girl still exists. - Two weeks? - Think of it as a Hannah detox. Take that wig off and get back in the truck. No. I'm not getting back in the truck. No way. I'm not getting back in the truck, Dad. I'm going to New York whether you like it or not, and I'm not... Whoa! Give that back, you mangy little... Look at that. Girl don't even recognize her own horse. Now that truly is sad. Blue Jeans? Meet us at the house. Just about a mile up the road. Don't forget your suitcase. In my defense, you do look different. Did you do something to your tail? [grunts] Good boy. All right, now. Help me out. Hold still. - [whinnies] - [grunts] Blue Jeans! Blue Jeans! [horse galloping] [boy] Ya! [horse snorting] Hi. You all right? Blue Jeans doesn't really take well to strangers. Especially not dirty, sparkly ones. I know. He's my horse. Miley? It's me. Travis? Travis Brody? We were in the first grade together. Me and you went up to your Uncle Earl's farm and swam and got poison oak all over our... I remember you, OK? I also remember you hanging me headfirst down a well. Yeah. I guess I had a pretty big crush on you back then. But don't worry about it. I'm over it. [scoffs] Good to know. Don't come around too often anymore, do you? Often enough. Only a couple times since your ma died that I've heard about. [clears throat] So how long are you staying? - Two weeks. - Ha! - Good luck with that. - What's that supposed to mean? Considering what you're wearing and the fact that you couldn't get back on your horse, I'm guessing you went California on us. I have not. You don't know anything about me or California. Let me guess, celebrities are just regular folk like you and me. - Some are. - Oh. Uh-huh. You, uh... you actually know any? I know Hannah Montana. Hannah Montana? Really? Yeah. I... I practically saved her life surfing the other day. She owes me big time. We're like... We're like best friends. Huh. Best friends. [grunts] I guess they're all waiting for you inside. I'll take Blue Jeans, put him away. You don't have to do that. It's kind of my job. I've been working for your grandma for the summer. Ooh. This is usually about the time someone would say "thank you." I was getting there. No need. See you round, Smiley Miley. Remember? That's what he used to call you. Smiley Miley. [makes clicking sound] I remember. [country music playing] ♪ We sat there and talked about how it would be ♪ ♪ If we could just rewind it all ♪ ♪ Go back in T-I-M-E ♪ ♪ You get your house back You get your dog back ♪ ♪ You get your best friend Jack back ♪ ♪ You get your truck back You get your hair back ♪ ♪ You get your first and second job back ♪ - ♪ Your front porch swing ♪ - ♪ Going ding-a-ling-a-ling ♪ - ♪ Your bling bling bling ♪ - ♪ And a diamond ring ♪ ♪ You get your farm with a barn and a boat and the Harley ♪ ♪ And that old black cat named Charlie ♪ ♪ Sounds a little crazy, a little scattered and absurd ♪ ♪ That's what you get when you play a country song backwards ♪ I got my Miley back! Come on, Miley, take the next verse. [all shouting in agreement] Come on. ♪ Get your dog back and your house back ♪ I want my life back, Dad. - [music stops] - [all chattering] Sorry. Sorry, everybody. Hey. Happy birthday, Grandma. Well, I just blew out my candles, and I already got my birthday wish. Come here, sweet thing. Ohhh. I have missed you more than you can imagine. And thank you. Thank you so much for this. I just love it. There's only one King, and I have been saving him a place of honor. How long have you been planning this? Must have taken you forever to find it. Apparently, I've thought of nothing else for weeks. Hurt your grandma's feelings and a chewed-up wig will be the least of your worries. Hey, Uncle Chuck. Listen, it's time for cake. I'll collect the supper plates, you pass out the forks. Give you a chance to say hi to a few folks. You remember Cousin Derrick. What's with the rat? Ferret. Harlow. - Good to be home. - Yeah. [hissing] Got any plates for me? Do me a favor. Introduce yourself to Lorelai over there. She's new and a little shy. You aren't up to your matchmaking again, are you? - Me? Never. - That's right. Then I reckon it would be a shame for anybody to feel left out. Uh-huh. Excuse me. Got anything for me? I don't know. Are you sure you can handle it? You'd be amazed at what I can handle. I don't believe we've met. I'm Robby Ray. - Oh! - Ha! Told you you'd be amazed. - [yelping] - Yahh! - [crashing] - [all gasping] I got it. - It's not that bad, ladies and gentlemen. - [all exclaiming] Oh, Lord! [screaming] Howdy! [Lorelai] Oh, no. Oh! [grunts] Whee doggies! Great news, everybody. Elvis is alive and well. ♪ Every long-lost dream ♪ ♪ Led me to where you are ♪ ♪ Others who broke my heart ♪ ♪ They were like northern stars ♪ ♪ Pointing me on my way ♪ ♪ Into your loving arms ♪ ♪ This much I know is true ♪ ♪ That God blessed the broken road ♪ ♪ That led me straight to you ♪ ♪ Yes, he did ♪ ♪ I think about the years I spent ♪ I keep thinking I should change the wallpaper, but your mom picked this out when she was about your age. I like it. You used to like a lot of things about coming to see me. - Grandma... - It's OK. I know it's not personal. I just miss my Miley. Why does everyone keep saying that? Maybe you should be asking yourself that question. Caterpillar in a tree How you wonder who you'll be Can't go far But you can always dream Your daddy used to say that to you every night. Not so much anymore. ♪ That God blessed the broken road ♪ ♪ That led me straight ♪ ♪ To you ♪ ♪ Mmm ♪ ♪ Oh, yes, he did, yeah ♪ - [laughing] - [clapping] [rooster crowing] [Travis] Miley! Rise and shine! [groans] Commence Operation Save Hannah Montana. Morning! Sleep well? I've been up for hours. How about I go feed the chickens and grab some eggs? Like I always say, ain't nothin' better than farm-fresh eggs for breakfast! Who in the Sam Heck was that? [♪ Miley Cyrus: Don't Walk Away] Here, chick-chick-chick-chick. [squawking] [shouts] Get away from... [screams] Ahh! How long you think before she figures out to put down the bucket? [groans] Oh, I'm gonna... ♪ I've been runnin' ♪ ♪ In circles all day long ♪ ♪ I'm out of breath ♪ ♪ But I'm still going strong ♪ ♪ I'm gonna get you, yeah no matter what they say ♪ ♪ You think I'm losing but I always get my way ♪ ♪ Hey! Don't walk away when I'm talkin' to you ♪ ♪ This ain't no time for your bad attitude ♪ ♪ Don't gimme that face ♪ ♪ When you know I'm really down for the chase ♪ ♪ 'Cause my heart's already in it ♪ ♪ And I'm never gonna quit it when you finally gonna get it ♪ ♪ Don't walk away ♪ All right. Here we go, one farm-fresh egg. - Y'all couldn't wait? - Darling, we waited, but eventually we had to get on with the rest of our lives. Get yourself cleaned up, honeybee. I'm taking you to the farmers' market. Yay. [laughing] Oh, Robby Ray, my gutters need fixing. And my truck is making a noise you just don't want to hear. I'm on it. If you need any help, talk to the foreman. Might be down by the vegetable patch. Gotcha. But don't go squashing my squashes. They're prizewinners. Looks like you beat me to it. Lorelai? Uh, Ruby didn't... You're the foreman? That would be me. So that means you're living here, too? You're good at this. That's me, right over there. I was looking for a fresh start, and I guess Ruby thought that both me and the farm could use some looking after, so... She does like putting things together, that's for sure. Lorelai. The foreman. I'll be dang. - [applause] - [Jackson] All right, you guys. I'd like to introduce you all to Tammy Wynette. She is the fastest two-legged animal in the world. She can't fly, she can't swim, but she sure can... ...bite. Be careful. - [squawks] - [all laughing] We talked about this. Unless you want to see ostrich burgers on the menu at the snack bar... I'll take it from here. Go feed Miss Pearl. No, I hate Miss Pearl. All right, kids. Who wants to see a real live... - ...alligator? - [all screaming] [Jackson] Let go! [screaming] Help! - [chomping] - Ah! [train whistle blowing] What's with the giant udder? That is something you don't see in Beverly Hills. Old Man Crowley died and left the town the meadows, pretty much everything you can see. But we don't exactly have enough for the taxes, so I've been helping organize a fundraiser or two. It's just awful. Developers circling like vultures. Talking about putting up apartment buildings. Shopping malls. A mall? Really? [Ruby] If they have their way, there won't be any open land left. Hey, Ruby. How would you like one of those, young lady? - Thank you. - Come on, Miley. - Hold on. Would there be a Bloomie's? - We've got work to do. Sorry. [laughs] - You're looking at the future. - Thank you. Uh-huh. Oh. I swear, everything about that man irks me. Morning, Miss Ruby. - Morning. - See you got your granddaughter with you. - Yeah, sure do. - Ain't she grown some. Amazing what a little food and water will do. [clears throat] Nice chatting. When we finish, maybe you and I can do a little shopping. In there? No, thanks. I'm good. Look, missy. You may be Hannah Montana back home, but here we're britches and boots. And... ...if that ain't good enough for you, maybe you should just pack up and git. You might be fooling your daddy, but you sure as heck ain't fooling me. Now, I'm sorry for fussing at you, but... I just think you should consider yourself lucky that for the time being, you have a place like this to call home. I do. And I'm sorry. I know you are. [groans] Come on! - Right here? - Yeah. Now... slice up this watermelon for samples. You're looking at the future of Crowley Meadows. I'm going to take this mood of mine and put it to good use. Free samples! Here you go, girls. Ruby, you can have as many fundraisers as you want, but you are not going to stop progress. Turning Mills Pond into a landfill is not what I call progress. [man] Well, obviously... I'll be right back. - [Oswald] Morning. - [man] Morning. Um, do you know this girl? Sure, Hannah Montana. I don't live under a rock. No, obviously not. No, no. - [man] You wanna try something? - [Oswald] A bit of that. OK. That's very nice. That's delicious. - Uh, I'll be right back. - Maybe she used a different name. - [man] I don't think so. - [Oswald] Somebody must know where she lives. - [man] No. I got to go. - [Oswald] OK. Thank you! [Spanish music playing] [groans] [gurgling] - Miley, help me get this... - Get up. Help him up now. Let's get him out of here. Help me with this poor man. Are you OK? - I'm terribly, terribly sorry. - Honey, you are so forgiven. You're too kind. No, really. [sighs] You're about the same age. You know this Hannah Montana? Hannah Montana! Who don't know Hannah Montana? She's famous. She's telling everyone she's from this little patch of nowhere, but no one's ever seen her. I seen her, saw her, know her, knew her. - You're the first one. - I know all the Montanas-es. Do you know where I could find them? Sure. You go about five miles south of town, turn right at the first crick. - Left at the second crook. - And there you are. - There you are. - Oh. - So thank you. Thank you. - Yeah. Sure. - Take care. - Yeah. Thank you. Hello? Hello, anybody home? [bird tweets] [yelling] - [phone ringing] - [insects buzzing] [groaning] - What? - A better question would be "where?" As in "where's my story?" [phone beeping] - Sorry, love. Two seconds. - [phone beeps] - Hello? - Daddy, where are you? You didn't call. Sorry, darlings. Daddy's working. I'll call you back in two seconds. Hurry. It's nearly lights out. [phone beeps] Sorry, Lucinda. Now, don't worry. I guarantee this Hannah Montana story is... Hannah Montana! I can't believe it! Dad! I'm glad we called you. I don't believe this! Have you met her yet? [girls shouting] Not now, girls! - Please, please get us her autograph! - I'm going to faint! Who's that? What's all that screaming? Darlings, I'll call you back. Daddy, Daddy, make sure you do! - Sorry. You were saying? - Ozzie, I want the dirt! Trust me, I'm all over it. - [insect buzzing] - Oh. [chickens clucking] - [Miley] ♪ It's kinda funny ♪ - [playing guitar] ♪ Sorta kinda funny ♪ Oh, I messed up. Um... ♪ It's kinda funny ♪ ♪ Sorta kinda funny how ♪ Oh... ♪ That voice inside your head sayin' ♪ ♪ You're just a... ♪ ♪ You're just a dummy... ♪ Um, I'm sorry. Don't stop. I'm going. Don't worry about it. I was goofing off. I think it's great you're still doing that singing thing. Singing thing? What singing thing? Come on. Everyone knows that's all you ever wanted to do. And... you actually got a nice voice. Thanks. I've heard that. What did you think of the song? I wrote it. - Song? - Yeah, that thing I was just singing? Did I mention I wrote it? And it seems like you got most of the notes right. So way to go, Miley. "Most"? - So why didn't you like it? - Jeez, Miley, I didn't say I didn't like it. You sure didn't say you did. It's not bad. It just wasn't... Good. About anything. Doesn't tell me anything about who you are or what you feel. - You know what I'm feeling now? - I've got an idea. And sorry, but you asked. Why are you bothering with this anyway? Starting up an egg business. Me and Ruby struck a deal. I rebuild the coop, I get to sell the eggs. It's a lot of rebuilding. [sighs] Hey, you got to start somewhere, right? Life's a climb, but the view is great. That's all you want to do, is sell eggs in Crowley Corners? - Where else am I going to sell them? - That's not what I meant. I know what you meant. You just don't get this place, do you? Ow. Ow. - Come on. Saddle up. - Where are we going? To show you... what you're missing. [♪ Miley Cyrus: Dream] Ow. ♪ Do me a favor ♪ ♪ And tell me what you think about me ♪ ♪ Tell me how you want this to be ♪ [indistinct chattering] ♪ Go out on a limb and just dream ♪ ♪ Paint a picture ♪ ♪ Choose your colors extra wise ♪ ♪ Especially what you put on my mind ♪ You're next! No way! No! - ♪ ...the sky, yeah, yeah ♪ - Whoa, whoa! Whoo! Whoo! - ♪ Whoa-oh, your thoughts are gonna pick me up ♪ - Yes! - We got it! - ♪ Do you know it's good to feel too much? ♪ ♪ Whoa, you got my head in the clouds ♪ ♪ Whoa, you got me thinking out loud ♪ - ♪ The more you dream about me the more that I believe ♪ - [laughing] ♪ That nothing's ever out of reach ♪ ♪ So dream, dream, dream ♪ - Ha! - ♪ It's like the best thing ♪ ♪ Every time that you dream ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ Whoa-oh, you're giving me the will to try ♪ ♪ Do you know that there's happy in these eyes? ♪ ♪ Whoa, you got my head in the clouds ♪ ♪ Whoa, you got me thinking out loud ♪ - ♪ The more you dream about me the more that I believe ♪ - [screams] - ♪ That nothing's ever out of reach ♪ - It's cold! ♪ So dream, dream, dream ♪ We should get going. We don't want to be late for the fundraiser. [♪ Billy Ray Cyrus: Back to Tennessee] ♪ I'm on the road now ♪ ♪ I know just what I need ♪ ♪ To find my way back to Tennessee ♪ ♪ I'm comin' home now ♪ ♪ To Southern air so sweet ♪ ♪ And find my way back to you and me ♪ ♪ Found my way back to Tennessee ♪ [cheering] Whoo-hoo! Good job, Daddy! Robby Ray Stewart, everybody. Good to have you back, sir. - You were so great up there. - Thank you, honey. What is the matter with him? He's dated before. Maybe it's starting to mean something again. We're going to slow it down for this next song, if that's all right. [sighs] [♪ Taylor Swift: Crazier] - What? - She likes you. You like her. Why do you have to make everything so complicated? Miley, you just wouldn't unders... - How do you know she likes me? - Because she would be crazy if she didn't. You got a good point there. I saw Lorelai go out back. Maybe you can go help her with the empties. I could try. ♪ I'm never gonna wake the wind ♪ ♪ Just let it flow ♪ ♪ Let it take me where it wants to go ♪ ♪ Till you open the door ♪ ♪ There's so much more ♪ Miley? Would you like to dance? ♪ I was trying to fly but I couldn't find wings ♪ Sorry about that back there. This trip was always supposed to be about Miley. Not really about me. Ever think the two might be related? You're right. Our family's closer than most, more... Secretive? I've noticed. So how's she doing? I have a feeling she... We are gonna be just fine. - ♪ Crazier, crazier ♪ - [laughs] ♪ Baby, you showed me what living is for ♪ ♪ I don't want to hide anymore ♪ ♪ You lift my feet off the ground ♪ ♪ And spin me around ♪ ♪ You make me crazier, crazier ♪ ♪ Feels like I'm falling And I ♪ ♪ I'm lost in your eyes ♪ ♪ You make me crazier, crazier, crazier ♪ ♪ Crazier, crazier ♪ - Ah! - [applause] Thank you. Miley, it's open mike night. You should give it a try. No. Wait. It's good. I mean, my dad... - Come on. It's all about having fun. - No. No. Travis! Looks like we got ourselves a taker. [whistling] All right, um... If you guys don't mind, I'm gonna add a little hip-hop to this hoedown. [man] Yeah! [cheering] All right, banjo, I'm gonna need you to come on up here. And where are my girls at? Come on up. All right. Here we go. Boom boom clap boom de clap de clap. Boom boom clap boom de clap de clap. Boom boom clap boom de clap de clap. Boom boom clap. ♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪ Here we go! Boom boom clap boom de clap de clap. ♪ Who, oh, oh ♪ ♪ Who, oh, oh ♪ ♪ One, two, three ♪ ♪ Everybody, come on off your seats ♪ ♪ I'm gonna tell you about a beat that's gonna make you move your feet ♪ ♪ I'll give the barbecue show and tell you how to move ♪ ♪ If you're five or 82 this is something you can do ♪ ♪ Pop it, lock it, polka-dot it, countrify then hip-hop it ♪ ♪ Put your hawk in the sky and move side to side ♪ ♪ Jump to the left stick it, glide ♪ [cheering] You got it. Come on. OK, one more time. ♪ Pop it, lock it, polka-dot it, countrify then hip-hop it ♪ ♪ Put your hawk in the sky and move side to side ♪ ♪ Jump to the left, stick it, glide ♪ ♪ Zigzag across the floor, shuffle in diagonal ♪ ♪ When the drum hits, hands on your hips ♪ ♪ One-footed 180 twist and then a zigzag, step, slide ♪ ♪ Lean it left clap three times ♪ ♪ Shake it out head to toe Throw it all together, that's how we roll ♪ - ♪ Do the hoedown ♪ - ♪ Hoedown ♪ - ♪ Do the hoedown ♪ - ♪ Throwdown ♪ - ♪ Do the hoedown ♪ - ♪ Hoedown ♪ ♪ Throw it all together That's how we roll ♪ Come on. Here we go. ♪ Zigzag across the floor, shuffle in diagonal ♪ ♪ When the drum hits, hands on your hips ♪ ♪ One-footed 180 twist and then a zigzag, step, slide ♪ ♪ Lean it left clap three times ♪ ♪ Shake it out head to toe Throw it all together, that's how we roll ♪ - ♪ Do the hoedown ♪ - ♪ Throwdown ♪ - ♪ Do the hoedown ♪ - ♪ Throwdown ♪ - ♪ Do the hoedown ♪ - ♪ Throwdown ♪ ♪ Throw it all together that's how we roll ♪ ♪ A-boom de clap de clap Boom boom clap ♪ Come on. Here we go. ♪ Pop it, lock it, polka-dot it, countrify then hip-hop it ♪ ♪ Put your hawk in the sky and move side to side ♪ ♪ Jump to the left stick it, glide ♪ ♪ Zigzag across the floor shuffle in diagonal ♪ ♪ When the drum hits hands on your hips ♪ ♪ One-footed 180 twist ♪ ♪ And then a zigzag step, slide, lean it left, clap three times ♪ ♪ Shake it out head to toe ♪ ♪ Throw it all together that's how we roll ♪ - ♪ Do the hoedown ♪ - ♪ Throwdown ♪ - ♪ Do the hoedown ♪ - ♪ Throwdown ♪ - ♪ Do the hoedown ♪ - ♪ Throwdown ♪ ♪ Throw it all together that's how we roll ♪ [cheering] Our very own Miley Stewart, people. You got a lot of nerve coming in here. I'm sorry. I thought this was a community event. Community. You wouldn't even know what that word means. Well, I know that your idea of it is a thing of the past. How much y'all raise tonight? A thousand dollars? Two thousand dollars? Whatever it is, I'll double it. We don't want your money. At the end of the day it ain't gonna matter. You can have a hundred of these, you ain't gonna raise the money it's gonna take to save the Meadows, not unless The Beatles show up for a benefit concert. Oh, wait. Small problem. [laughing] The sooner y'all accept the inevitable, the sooner we... Miley knows Hannah Montana. - Who's that? - She saved her life surfing. They're best friends. She could help us out, right? Throw a concert. That would raise a ton of money. Yeah! Yeah! Do it. Yeah. Call her. - Yeah. - Uh... I guess I could give her a call. [all cheering] Hannah Montana knows Miley? [♪ Hannah Montana: The Best of Both Worlds: The 2009 Movie Mix] [girls screaming] Oh, my gosh! It's Hannah Montana! I love you, Hannah! Oh, my gosh. She's here. I didn't think she'd actually come. Thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you. Give me a hug. Thank you. [camera clicking] So rustic. - I love it, Miley. - Thanks. This whole "pop star saves hometown" angle is genius. Not so genius that I forgive you for ditching me in New York and almost costing me my job, but genius nevertheless. [bird cawing] So you must be Granny. Adorable. Oh, look at this place. - It's just so, um... And, uh... - [cow moos] - [sniffs] Does it always smell like this? - Pretty much. Excuse me. Lilly, I am so sorry. You are the best friend I have ever had. When I thought you weren't gonna talk to me, that I might lose you forever... You couldn't lose me if you wanted to. Good, because I don't want to. And... sorry about talking to that reporter guy. What? Lilly, you're the one that talked to the reporter? How could you? I thought this was one of those "you're sorry, I'm sorry" moments. It is, and I am. And I swear Hannah will never come between us again. - OK. - [knocking] - Miley? - Yeah? [Lorelai] Could I come in and talk to you and Hannah for a minute? - You be Hannah. - No, you're Hannah. - I can't be Hannah. No, you be Hannah. Stop it. - [Lorelai] Miley? It's kind of important. - No. - Back. Stop doing this. [both stammering] [Lilly] Stop! [thud] [Miley] Come in. [gasps] [Hawaiian music playing] I'm so sorry. I didn't realize... No worries. This is just a little de-stressing. It helps with Hannah's jet lag. Jet lag? But California's only two hours... Yes. But Hannah only flies west to east, so... she gains time. She sometimes has to go the long way around. She's actually getting younger. - Did you want something? - Uh, yeah. [laughs] Hi, Hannah. I'm Lorelai. And we are just all so grateful that you're here. Oh, well... [yelps] Foot massage. [grunts] Very L.A. [laughs] [Robby Ray] Miley, you up there? He doesn't know. That Hannah's here. He is going to be so excited. - Let me tell him. - I'll take over. No. Hannah considers me her personal, you know... There's these things that... Fine. Hey, but no talking. [Lilly] Mmm-hmmm. So the mayor wants to throw this big bash in your honor this evening. And I've had lobsters flown in and everything just for you. I hope they don't get too jet-lagged. Anyway... Dad! - Dad, what are you doing? - Fixing your grandma's gutter. Hold the ladder for me. And don't squish the squashes. Please come down. It's an emergency. I need you now. Is that a yes? [Lilly] Mm-hm. Oh! [laughs] Oh, that's fantastic. Wow. What is Lorelai doing rubbing Hannah's feet? - Technically, they're Lilly's. - Stay. Dad. Dad, we're all set. I talked to Derrick and... - What's with him? - Shh. Come here. Hey. Lorelai. - Why don't you let Hannah rest... - Shh, I think she's asleep. Poor thing. Jet lag. She only flies west to east. What? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life. Some kind of celebrity thing. But she said yes. She's coming to the mayor's dinner. It was my job to get her there, and she is coming. - Great. - You're going, right? I don't know. Is this you asking? Yeah. I think it might be. Then this is me accepting. - I think they're gonna kiss. - Yes! Go, Daddy! Go, Daddy! [snoring] - Whoo! - [clears throat] Certainly is getting hot in here. I think I'll just open up the window. I don't want her to sleep in a stuffy room. Daddy, Daddy. Oh, Jackson! Are you OK? Watch it. Ladder. Are you all right? Let me help you. I'm OK. I'm OK. Mmm. These taste... healthy. What's in them? Squash. Ooh. I want a cowboy. Sorry. That one's taken. - Really? - Yeah. No. Maybe. I don't know. It looks like we're going to be just friends. But he hasn't met Hannah yet. Come on. [drill whirring] [drilling] - So, Ha... - [drilling loudly] - Ha... - [drilling loudly] Hey, look! It's Hannah Montana! Oh, hi. Sorry, I... I didn't see you. I'm Travis. Thanks for coming. Yeah, happy to help. This is Lilly. She's my assistant. Executive assistant. Welcome to Crowley Corners. It sure would be nice to have someone to... show us around. - Real smooth. - What? Look, I really don't think I'm your guy. But nice to meet you. [sputters] No, go. Go! So... ...putting up a satellite dish. It's a birdbath. - [laughs] - I knew that. Lilly, could you go find the owner of this fine house and run them through my dietary needs? Go. Assist. OK. So, you and Miley are pretty close, huh? You have no idea. [laughs] You don't have to answer if you think this is too personal, but you think she'd go out with me if I asked? You want to go out with Miley? No, you'd be a real prize. Don't get me wrong, but... But Miley... I can't help but smile when I'm around her. I think about her all the time. And I... You should go ask her out. Really? Mm-hm. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to do that right now. No, no. No. Excuse me. You can't go in there. She's not home. Miley! She's not home. She said something about going to the barn and brushing Blue Jeans. You should go ask her there. Go, go, go! Go. Goodbye. Go! - Slow down, hot stuff. - Got to go. Got to go. Got to go. [chickens clucking] Miley? [gasping] [Travis] Miley! Miley, are you...? Hey, slacker. Uh, hey. I was just talking to your friend, Hannah. Actually, we were talking about you. Oh, really. Was there something you wanted to say or ask me or talk to me about? Well, I know you're going home soon. Yeah, I am. That's right, Travis, keep going. Um, well... I was wondering if maybe you would like to go to dinner with me this evening. OK. Sure. I don't think I have any other plans, so sounds good. Cool. Cool. Cool. Now you're talking. Oh, that is the one. Yeah, it would be, but she's not going. What do you mean I can't go? You're the one that promised Lorelai that Hannah would be the guest of honor at the mayor's big lobster hoo-hah tonight. - Actually, Lilly did. - Actually, Hannah did. But I promised Travis. You know what? Then I'll just leave it up to you. You do whatever you think is right. But... [girls screaming] It's Hannah Montana! Can I have your autograph, Hannah Montana? [Vita] Smile. Yeah! Perfect. Where's Miley? She should be here by now. Hon, she's got East Coast-West Nile disease. - That sucker's traveling. - Yeah. If everybody could please take their seats. - Yes, be seated, everybody. - Find their place card there. And let me just say that, honestly, to have someone of your talents, well, Miss Montana, Hannah, if you will, your offer of a concert tomorrow to save Crowley Meadows from such a sad fate, well, our humble little corner of the world can't thank you enough. And if there's ever anything that myself or the good people of Crowley Corners can do for you, anything you need, all you have to do is... Where did she go? Need. I just need to check on my fans. [crowd] Hannah, Hannah... See? But what I really need is I need to go to the bathroom. I need to go. Lilly, come with me. Right now! Makeup, clothes, it's all in there. Go. - I'll be right back. Cover for me. - OK. [squeals] Hey. - Sorry I'm late. - You're not late. I was early. I got you these. Thank you. You do know you only have one earring? Trendy L.A. thing. - So I guess you're going back there soon? - Mm-hm. Yeah. Uh... - I'm just going to go ahead and jump. - Please jump. - Well, Miley... - Uh-huh. Before you leave... [laughs] ...I just... I really want you to know how I feel about you. Mm-hm. Um... [ringtone sounding] Is everything all right? I really should take this. I'm sorry, it will just be a second. I swear. I'll probably get better reception in the back. I got two bars. Three bars. Four bars! [crowd] Hannah. Hannah. Hannah. Hannah. Huh! Now that our guest of honor has returned, dig in! [laughing] That's a heck of a crawdaddy, isn't it? [grunting] [laughing] Oh! So, Hannah, you must have a lot of wonderful stories to tell. Not really. I mean there are just so many. But I don't want this evening to be all about me. - I mean, everybody's stories are important, right, Jackson? - Huh? You just started college. Tell us about your classes. Yeah, my classes. Uh... - I really like... - [squeaking] I think my favorite part is... Dad, that your little boy is growing up into a man. - [chomping] - Oh! Oops, dropped my napkin. Harlow! - Harlow! - Ow! - What are you doing? - I'm looking for a ferret. What are you doing? Trying to have my first mature relationship. Now get back up there. Found it. Um... I'm having the lobster. It's not on the menu. Right. Sorry. It's been a weird couple of days, but... Yeah. And I think I know some of the things you want to tell me. Yeah? There are so many things I want to tell you, too, and... That's just going to have to wait. I need to go double-check on my lobsters. [mouthing] Club soda will take that out. Sit! That's enough. No one is getting up from this table. No one. Dessert, anyone? I'm sure you've all heard of baked Alaska. We give you Tennessee flambé. Mr. Mayor, I assume that you'd like to say a few final words? Oh, yes, yes. Not many people know that the Tennessee flambé was actually invented by... [grunts, laughs] [screaming] [mayor] Come here. - Mr. Mayor! - I got you now. [all exclaiming] Harlow! We got a fire! Dang flam it! [both gasping] This has all gone very well. Don't you think? Sorry, excuse me. Excuse me. Travis, please let me explain. Explain what? That you've been making fun of me? Laughing at me? Lying to me this whole time? I was honest with you. I told you how I felt. - And I feel the same way. - No, you don't. Because I would have never treated you like that. You know what, Miley... Hannah, whoever you are? We're done. Travis! Travis, please. Did you see? Yeah, I saw. Robby Ray, is that you down there? Uh... Not now, Lorelai. I've got some family stuff going on. [Lorelai] I'm sorry. It's just this whole evening was a disaster. I just organized the whole thing, and then that girl just comes in and ruins it. I don't care if she is here for a big concert. She's got a complicated life. I know it's hard to understand, but... What's going on, Robby Ray? I really don't have any time for secrets and lies. And I don't know if I could be happy with somebody... who's so comfortable living in them. I know. You shouldn't have to be. I should have told you the truth. The truth is that... ...I just don't have any place in my life for a relationship right now. There's no room. Miley and me, we've got to sort through some things. And she needs me. And I kind of need to be there for her. I'm sorry. Well, me too then. Me too. [crowd] Hannah. Hannah. Hannah. Hannah. [thunder rumbling] Hey, caterpillar. Thanks. No problem. - Are you mad? - No, I'm not mad. You? No. How's the song coming? I don't know. I'm not sure yet. What's it about? You. Me. Us. Can I hear it? [♪ Miley Cyrus and Billy Ray Cyrus: Butterfly Fly Away] ♪ You tucked me in turned out the light ♪ ♪ Kept me safe and sound at night ♪ ♪ Little girls depend on things like that ♪ ♪ Brushed my teeth and combed my hair ♪ ♪ Had to drive me everywhere ♪ ♪ You were always there when I looked back ♪ ♪ You had to do it all alone ♪ ♪ Make a living, make a home ♪ ♪ It must have been as hard as it could be ♪ ♪ And when I couldn't sleep at night ♪ ♪ Scared things wouldn't turn out right ♪ ♪ You would hold my hand and sing to me ♪ Sing with me on this part, Daddy. ♪ Caterpillar in the tree ♪ ♪ How you wonder who you'll be ♪ ♪ Can't go far but you can always dream ♪ ♪ Wish you may and wish you might ♪ ♪ Don't you worry hold on tight ♪ ♪ I promise you there will come a day ♪ ♪ Butterfly, fly away ♪ ♪ Butterfly, fly away ♪ ♪ Butterfly, fly away ♪ ♪ You got your wings now you can't stay ♪ ♪ Take those dreams and make them all come true ♪ ♪ Butterfly, butterfly butterfly ♪ ♪ Butterfly, fly away ♪ [chickens clucking] - Miley! - Yes! What? Miley! - Are you OK? - Don't you know better than to yell at someone who's asleep on top of a chicken coop? I do now. Did you do this? Were you out here all night? Just a little hard work. That's all. Life's a climb. Is it time? Yeah, it's time. Let's go. [indistinct chattering] Hey! We just received a one-thousand-dollar contribution from an anonymous benefactor! We're getting there. Oh, hey. Isn't it awesome? This is terrific! See you at the concert. [laughing] [classical music playing] - Coming through. Coming through. - Stay back! I'm not the agent, I'm not the manager, I'm the grandma. I'm the real deal. She's OK. Have a good day, ma'am. Whew, honey. I had no idea. No wonder they hide you away in this camper thingie. Whoo! Oh! Is it always this crazy? Always. Well, I know the getting here was hard but what you're doing is a good thing. You should be proud of that. I know I am. This was my mom's? Yeah. She'd be proud of you too. Yeah. Thanks. Um, I'm just gonna put it in here so I can... So I can have it in my pocket with my show and everything. That's good and close to you. Thank you. I love you. I love you, darling. [crowd] Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! Ya! Ya! [♪ Hannah Montana: Rockstar] - Yeah! - [cheering] Whoo! ♪ Sometimes I walk a little faster in the school hallway ♪ ♪ Just to get next to you ♪ ♪ Some days I spend a little extra time in the morning ♪ ♪ Dress to impress you ♪ ♪ Guess you don't notice ♪ ♪ Guess you don't need this ♪ ♪ Sad you're not seein' what you're missin' ♪ ♪ On the outside shyin' away ♪ ♪ On the inside dyin' to say ♪ ♪ I'm unusual Not so typical ♪ ♪ Way too smart to be waiting around ♪ ♪ Tai chi practicing Snowboard champion ♪ ♪ I could fix the flat on your car ♪ ♪ I might even be a rock star ♪ ♪ I might even be a rock star ♪ I can't do this. Sorry. I've loved being Hannah, but I just don't think I can do it anymore. At least not here, not with you guys. See, this is... this is home. This is where I'm from. This is family. And there's only so many sacrifices you can ask a family to make. The last time I stood on this stage I was six. I was... I was just Miley. And I still am. [crowd gasping] Hi. It's... It's me. I've hurt a lot of people, but... I didn't mean to. And... if it's not too late... ...I sure would like a second chance. I know you all came to hear Hannah, but... ...if you don't mind, I've written y'all a song. It's kind of personal. It's about what I've learned over the last couple weeks. Life's a climb. But the view is great. [♪ Miley Cyrus: The Climb] ♪ I can almost see it ♪ ♪ That dream I'm dreaming but ♪ ♪ There's a voice inside my head sayin' ♪ ♪ You'll never reach it ♪ ♪ Every step I'm taking ♪ ♪ Every move I make feels ♪ ♪ Lost with no direction ♪ ♪ My faith is shaken ♪ ♪ But I ♪ ♪ I gotta keep tryin' ♪ ♪ Gonna keep my head held high ♪ ♪ There's always gonna be another mountain ♪ ♪ I'm always gonna want to make it move ♪ ♪ Always gonna be an uphill battle ♪ ♪ Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose ♪ ♪ It ain't about how fast I get there ♪ ♪ Ain't about what's waiting on the other side ♪ ♪ It's the climb ♪ ♪ The struggles I'm facin' ♪ ♪ The chances I'm takin' ♪ ♪ Sometimes might knock me down but ♪ ♪ No, I'm not breaking ♪ ♪ I may not know it ♪ ♪ But these are the moments that ♪ ♪ I'm gonna remember most, yeah ♪ ♪ Just gotta keep going and I ♪ ♪ I gotta be strong ♪ ♪ Just keep pushing on ♪ ♪ 'Cause there's always gonna be another mountain ♪ ♪ I'm always gonna wanna make it move ♪ ♪ Always gonna be an uphill battle ♪ ♪ And sometimes I'm gonna have to lose ♪ ♪ Ain't about how fast I get there ♪ ♪ Ain't about what's waitin' on the other side ♪ ♪ It's the climb ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ There's always gonna be another mountain ♪ ♪ I'm always gonna wanna make it move ♪ ♪ Always gonna be an uphill battle ♪ ♪ Sometimes you're gonna have to lose ♪ ♪ Ain't about how fast I get there ♪ ♪ Ain't about what's waitin' on the other side ♪ ♪ It's the climb ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Keep on movin' keep climbin' ♪ ♪ Keep the faith, baby ♪ ♪ It's all about it's all about the climb ♪ ♪ Keep the faith keep your faith ♪ ♪ Whoa ♪ [cheering] - Whoo! - Yeah. Whoo! [crowd silences] Thanks for letting me live my Hannah. Bye. Please. Please be Hannah. We'll keep your secret. [all laughing] I'm sorry, I can't. It's too late. Sure, you can! Put the wig back on. You'll never have a normal life if you don't! Hannah's a part of you! Don't let her go! [crowd shouting in agreement] [crowd] Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! No, please. Somebody, stop him! [man] Call security! - Watch it! One more step and I hit "send." - Don't do it, man. I'm sorry, but there's nothing on Earth that will stop me from... [both] Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Phoebe, Clarissa, what are you doing here? This nice lady sorted it all out. Two free tickets. Upper class. It was brilliant! I thought the girls would appreciate a couple of free tickets. Are we too late? Is she going to sing again? I just can't believe that I'm only one degree away... [crowd] Hannah! Hannah! Hannah! - Oh, my gosh! It's Hannah Montana! - It's really her! - You're right there! And I'm right here! - I can't believe it! I really love you. We're your biggest fans ever, really. You're not going to destroy their dreams, are you? Because that's what Hannah's all about. Is that your story? I must be dreaming! Pinch me! No, that's not my story. - [Phoebe] Oh, my gosh! - [whistles] Girls! - Get this down, Lucinda. - [Lucinda] Fire away, Ozzie. Bon Chic magazine is run by a wretched, soulless succubus who preys on the misfortune of others, and I'm not going to put up with it any longer! [Lucinda] Ozzie! Ozzie! Come... Think I just quit. [Vita] Come on, girls. Let's go out front. I think Hannah's got a few more songs in her. Thanks, partner. - [man] Everybody, stay right where you are. - Miley! [man] We got lots more music for you. Remember that crush I had on you, and I said I was over it? Yeah. Uh... Please jump. So not over it. Right on! [♪ Hannah Montana: You'll Always Find Your Way Back Home] ♪ You wake up It's raining and it's Monday ♪ ♪ Looks like one of those rough days ♪ ♪ Time's up You're late again ♪ ♪ So get out the door ♪ ♪ Out the door ♪ ♪ Sometimes you feel like running ♪ ♪ Find a whole new life and jump in ♪ ♪ Let go, get up and hit the dance floor ♪ ♪ 'Cause when I'm feelin' down and I'm all alone ♪ ♪ I've always got a place where I can go ♪ ♪ 'Cause I know you can change your hair and you can change your clothes ♪ ♪ You can change your mind, that's just the way it goes ♪ ♪ You can say goodbye and you can say hello ♪ ♪ But you'll always find your way back home ♪ ♪ You can change your style You can change your jeans ♪ ♪ You can learn to fly and you can chase your dreams ♪ ♪ You can laugh and cry, but everybody knows ♪ ♪ You'll always find your way back home ♪ - Hey. - ♪ Where they know exactly who you are ♪ ♪ Where the real you is a superstar ♪ ♪ You know it's never too far away ♪ ♪ You can change your hair and you can change your clothes ♪ ♪ You can change your mind, that's just the way it goes ♪ ♪ You can say goodbye and you can say hello ♪ ♪ But you'll always find your way back ♪ ♪ You can change your hair and you can change your clothes ♪ ♪ You can change your mind, that's just the way it goes ♪ ♪ You can say goodbye and you can say hello ♪ ♪ But you'll always find your way back home ♪ ♪ You can change your style You can change your jeans ♪ ♪ You can learn to fly and you can chase your dreams ♪ ♪ You can laugh and cry, but everybody knows ♪ ♪ You'll always find your way back home ♪ ♪ You'll always find your way back home ♪ ♪ You'll always find your way back home ♪ ♪ You'll always You'll always find your way ♪ ♪ You'll always find your way back home ♪ ♪ Back home ♪ [cheering] [♪ Miley Cyrus: Hoedown Throwdown] ♪ Pop it, lock it, polka-dot it, countrify then hip-hop it ♪ ♪ Put your hawk in the sky and move side to side ♪ ♪ Jump to the left, stick it, glide ♪ ♪ Zigzag across the floor, shuffle in diagonal ♪ ♪ When the drum hits, hands on your hips ♪ ♪ One-footed 180 twist and then a zigzag, step, slide ♪ ♪ Lean it left clap three times ♪ ♪ Shake it out head to toe ♪ ♪ Throw it all together, that's how we roll ♪ - ♪ Do the hoedown ♪ - ♪ Hoedown ♪ - ♪ Do the hoedown ♪ - ♪ Throwdown ♪ - ♪ Do the hoedown ♪ - ♪ Hoedown ♪ ♪ Throw it all together that's how we roll ♪ ♪ Pop it, lock it, polka-dot it, countrify then hip-hop it ♪ ♪ Put your hawk in the sky and move side to side ♪ ♪ Jump to the left, stick it, glide ♪ ♪ Zigzag across the floor, shuffle in diagonal ♪ ♪ When the drum hits, hands on your hips ♪ ♪ One-footed 180 twist and then a zigzag, step, slide ♪ ♪ Lean it left clap three times ♪ ♪ Shake it out head to toe ♪ ♪ Throw it all together, that's how we roll ♪ ♪ Boom de clap Boom boom de de clap clap ♪ ♪ Boom de clap Boom boom de de clap clap ♪ ♪ Boom de clap Boom de clap de clap ♪ ♪ Throw it all together that's how we roll ♪ - And cut it! - [applause] [♪ Hannah Montana: Let's Do This] ♪ I rode all night on a big old bus ♪ ♪ You came a long way to be with us ♪ ♪ You paid good money to see a show ♪ ♪ Yeah, let's get ready 'cause here we go ♪ ♪ Get on your feet 'cause I'm plugged in ♪ ♪ So come on, let's do this ♪ ♪ I turn it on I crank it up ♪ ♪ I'll show you all what I'm made of ♪ ♪ I'll get it loud I'll wear it out ♪ ♪ I'll bring the roof in this house down ♪ ♪ I know just what you came here for ♪ ♪ And I want to hear you scream and more ♪ ♪ Get on your feet ♪ ♪ You know you can't resist ♪ ♪ Let's do this ♪ [♪ Hannah Montana: Spotlight] ♪ Oh, the music's like a magnet ♪ ♪ The best thing on the planet ♪ ♪ It's pulling us together again ♪ ♪ So let's cause a commotion ♪ ♪ Sound waves on the ocean ♪ ♪ Wake the moon and grab your best friend ♪ ♪ Let's step into the spotlight again ♪ ♪ Can't help myself I got to be ♪ ♪ Where the lights are shining down on me ♪ ♪ I wanna feel the sun ♪ ♪ So turn that walk into a run ♪ ♪ Gonna bring the party when I come ♪ ♪ Sing it out if you wanna have some fun ♪ ♪ And into the spotlight we will go ♪ ♪ Follow me 'cause, baby, life's a show ♪ ♪ Into the spotlight you will see It's the only place to be ♪ ♪ Yeah, into the spotlight you will see It's the only place for me ♪